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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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My Two Dicks
words by Don Geronimo
Sung to the theme to BEWITCHED

They're my two Dicks, oh yes they're my two Dicks

First there was York, such a dick
Then I changed to Sergeant, hey what a trick

I love two Dicks, they're great to have around
I'm always smiling -- with two Dicks why frown?

I'm the witch with the most fun -- can't you see
Just one more Dick--and I'd have three

They're my two Dicks, oh yes they're my two Dicks
And come what may, I'm proud to tell you this
I'd pass on a love-filled night with the New York Knicks
'Cause I am the witch with two dicks!