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He’s joking.
Bingo.
Sorry.
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Thanks, I suddenly feel “slightly slower” 😃
It’s difficult to tell these days. I thought “trigger warnings” were a joke at first.
The Person in Question
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He’s joking.
Bingo.
Sorry.
You’re excused.
This time.
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Thanks, I suddenly feel “slightly slower” 😃
It’s difficult to tell these days. I thought “trigger warnings” were a joke at first.
That’s ok, I thought your posts in the politics thread were a joke at first.
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I’m rating movies these days using an item, character or event featured in the film. I like to think it makes for a funner, more enjoyable review, but it might just be because my pills have stopped working.
“Santa Claus: The Movie” deserves 3 festive elves out of 5, “Wild Things” gets 4 Kevin Bacon todgers out of 5, and “Se7en” (somewhat confusingly) earns itself 5 sins out of 5.
It’s a winning method and I’m sticking with it.
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Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
I’m rating movies these days using an item, character or event featured in the film. I like to think it makes for a funner, more enjoyable review, but it might just be because my pills have stopped working.
“Santa Claus: The Movie” deserves 3 festive elves out of 5, “Wild Things” gets 4 Kevin Bacon todgers out of 5, and “Se7en” (somewhat confusingly) earns itself 5 sins out of 5.
It’s a winning method and I’m sticking with it.
The first sentence of your post made me think you meant something like:
“My rating of Santa Claus: The Movie is ‘Festive Elves’.” 😛
I’m glad you’re rating out of 5 instead of that.
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SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.
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I used to use a complex system, until I realized that was pointless.
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That used to be the way it was done around here, and then people stopped having fun.
I used to do that until one day on FE when I was accused of being anti-Semitic, despite being Jewish. And no, I didn’t convert for the jokes.
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I didn’t know you were Jewish!
Oh God all those Jew jokes I PM’d to you!
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That used to be the way it was done around here, and then people stopped having fun.
I used to do that until one day on FE when I was accused of being anti-Semitic, despite being Jewish. And no, I didn’t convert for the jokes.
Maybe they meant anti-semantic but predictive text had other ideas.
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I rate films like this:
10/10 = Perfect/nearly perfect
9/10 = Amazing
8/10 = Great
7/10 = Good
6/10 = Mostly good
5/10 = Okay
4/10 = Bad
3/10 = Terrible
2/10 = Horrendous
1/10 = No redeeming qualities
Not enough people read the EU.
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So I guess 0/10 would be unwatchable
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I personally don’t consider 0/10 a valid rating, but YMMV.
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My favorite rating is 10/0.
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But … but … but …
*head asplodes*
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I feel like that means you go in expecting the film to suck, but it’s actually awesome.
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I feel like that means you go in expecting the film to suck, but it’s actually awesome.
The Room.
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The Room is beyond awesome. Really, it’s beyond all human synonyms.
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I give it a 10/null.
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So I guess 0/10 would be unwatchable
I don’t think any film is worth a zero out of ten. Every film has at least some effort put in, like picking up a camera or opening an editing program.
Not enough people read the EU.
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0/10 is what you rate a movie that turns out to just be a bad Powerpoint presentation.
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0/10 would be like a Neil Breen film or The Amazing Bulk
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