Worst Edit Ideas — Page 18

XyZ said:

Replace Lucas with Ed Wood ?

The Amazing Criswell predicts :

In the future no film will ever be edited.

Cameras will be sent into the future or the past and around every region of the present globe and the footage will be shown unblemished and unvarnished via holograms projected onto the very clouds themselves.

95% of all films will be pornography and laws will be passed in the united world senate compelling the population to own at least five telephones carried about their person at all times.

Make the AT-ATs skip to my lou towards the Rebel base.

The fake Vader in the cave of Dagobah is actually real Vader, and when Luke kills him, he never shows up again. For the rest of ESB and ROTJ, Vader is replaced with Darth Maul.

This is so brilliantly demented I go back and reread the post quite often.

Lum the Insatiable said:

The fake Vader in the cave of Dagobah is actually real Vader, and when Luke kills him, he never shows up again. For the rest of ESB and ROTJ, Vader is replaced with Darth Maul.

This is so brilliantly demented I go back and reread the post quite often.

Thank you?

Imperial CPS becomes involved in the Skywalker case upon learning of domestic abuse between the husband and wife.  The children are placed in separate foster homes.  Vader, upon learning that he has offspring, tries to seek out his children to reestablish contact.  He is required to take domestic violence and anger management courses, and ultimately his children want nothing to do with him.  The opening crawl is accompanied by the Days of Our Lives theme song.

You could even add a Stormtrooper (who was on a Stag Party the night before) with his trousers down and one of his hands red painted hands caught in a cookie jar.

OBI-WAN : See ?

TROOPER : It's a fair cop.

LUKE : I don't get it. 

darth_ender said:

Imperial CPS becomes involved in the Skywalker case upon learning of domestic abuse between the husband and wife.  The children are placed in separate foster homes.  Vader, upon learning that he has offspring, tries to seek out his children to reestablish contact.  He is required to take domestic violence and anger management courses, and ultimately his children want nothing to do with him.  The opening crawl is accompanied by the Days of Our Lives theme song.

AS THE DEATH STAR TURNS!

^WORST IDEA YET

XyZ said:

Sorry, but I do not agree... Lucas already replaced the Ents with the Ewoks, Gandalf with Obi-wan, Aragorn with Han Solo, Frodo with Luke... Have you ever read the Lord Of The Rings, guys ?

... All the plan from the LOTR books is to be retrieved reworked and simplified in Star Wars. Joseph Campbell has certainly his part in that tho.

So, replacing the Ewoks with Ents would be some of the best ideas you could have, no ?

Taking your question literally, no, I haven't read LOTR. I hate Tolkien's style and after struggling through Fellowship, ground to a halt in Two Towers. Never read Return. When the movies came out, I gave it another shot and couldn't get anywhere in Fellowship. Thanks to Peter Jackson, I can finally experience this story.

Star Wars needs Gollum and a Precious.

Dethryl said:

XyZ said:

Sorry, but I do not agree... Lucas already replaced the Ents with the Ewoks, Gandalf with Obi-wan, Aragorn with Han Solo, Frodo with Luke... Have you ever read the Lord Of The Rings, guys ?

... All the plan from the LOTR books is to be retrieved reworked and simplified in Star Wars. Joseph Campbell has certainly his part in that tho.

So, replacing the Ewoks with Ents would be some of the best ideas you could have, no ?

Taking your question literally, no, I haven't read LOTR. I hate Tolkien's style and after struggling through Fellowship, ground to a halt in Two Towers. Never read Return. When the movies came out, I gave it another shot and couldn't get anywhere in Fellowship. Thanks to Peter Jackson, I can finally experience this story.

Star Wars needs Gollum and a Precious.

Um...