You know that you're a Star Wars fan when...

Author: G E Predator
Date: 12-Aug-2009, 9:17 AM

Author: G E Predator
Time: 12-Aug-2009 9:17 AM
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...you can recite every line from of the films word for word.

...you get an opportunity to quote on of those lines, and use it.

...you drive on the highway, and you can't help humming the music cue "Here They Come" from A New Hope.

...you let your dog ride shot gun in your car/truck/etc.

...the only reason you watch Family Guy is for the many Star Wars references.

...you refer to your enemies as either "Rebel Scum" or "Jedi Slime"...or the ever popular "Scruffy-looking Nerfherder"

Can anyone else come up with anymore of these jokes?

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Time: 12-Aug-2009 9:33 AM
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Author: Davnes007
Time: 12-Aug-2009 2:10 PM
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G E Predator said:
You know that you're a Star Wars fan when...

...you let your dog ride shot gun in your car/truck/etc.

Wouldn't that mean every redneck 'southern-american' is a Star Wars fan?

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Author: G E Predator
Time: 12-Aug-2009 3:50 PM
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Davnes007 said:
G E Predator said:
You know that you're a Star Wars fan when...

...you let your dog ride shot gun in your car/truck/etc.

Wouldn't that mean every redneck 'southern-american' is a Star Wars fan?

I am not implying that. It's a Han and Chewbacca reference joke.

Author: vote_for_palpatine
Time: 12-Aug-2009 3:59 PM
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- when you approach a red traffic light and you perform the "Force-manipulate" gesture, hoping to change the light to green.

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Author: Davnes007
Time: 12-Aug-2009 6:22 PM
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G E Predator said:
Davnes007 said:
G E Predator said:
You know that you're a Star Wars fan when...

...you let your dog ride shot gun in your car/truck/etc.

Wouldn't that mean every redneck 'southern-american' is a Star Wars fan?

I am not implying that. It's a Han and Chewbacca reference joke.

Sigh........Internet + Sarcasm = Epic Fail

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Author: fishmanlee
Time: 12-Aug-2009 8:09 PM
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You know that you're a Star Wars fan when...
...you think a dianoga is in your swimming pool...
...you think the green head in wizard of oz is played by Ian Mcdiarmid...

John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/

Author: Johnny Ringo
Time: 12-Aug-2009 11:05 PM
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...you start a forum thread called "You know that you're a Star Wars fan when...".

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 12-Aug-2009 11:25 PM
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BRILLIANT STRATEGY AT A RELEVANT ZINGER, INDEED!

Or... as the young folks might say...

P'WNED!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Ziz
Time: 12-Aug-2009 11:48 PM (Edited)
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...you buy colored condoms and make the "zzzzzhhh" lightsaber sound as you approach your girlfriend.

What....TMI?

My outlook on life - we’re all on the Hindenburg anyway…no point fighting over the window seat.

Author: Johnny Ringo
Time: 13-Aug-2009 10:36 PM
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had to be done.

Author: C3PX
Time: 13-Aug-2009 11:34 PM
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Ziz said:
...you buy colored condoms and make the "zzzzzhhh" lightsaber sound as you approach your girlfriend

Wow, sounds like a brilliant way to get a girl to change her mind about sleeping with you at the very last second.

"Zzzzhhhh"

"Uh, what are you doing???"

"Its a lightsaber! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhh."

"Oh, uh... cool. You know what? I just remembered I... uh... I need to wash my hair! And I think I forgot to let my dog out. Not to mention I have to work early tomorrow. So, yeah, I better get going... do you see my bra anywhere?"

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Ziz
Time: 14-Aug-2009 12:31 AM
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I REALLY gotta learn web programming so I can create the first fully functional [sarcasm] message board tag.

My outlook on life - we’re all on the Hindenburg anyway…no point fighting over the window seat.

Author: skyjedi2005
Time: 14-Aug-2009 12:50 AM
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"You know that you're a Star Wars fan when..."

You hate that the true star wars films are destroyed and buried.

And replaced with something that is utter shit. That people who claim to be star wars fans insist is better because Lord Lucas says so,lol.

The one and only star wars saga is and always will be 1977-1980-1983. Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.

The prequels were a nice way to set up a trust fund for Lucas kids but beyond that i don't know what else to think of them. I could acknowledge that they may have furthered cgi effects and digital cinema. But that is a sorry excuse for the great and once legendary star wars legacy.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

Author: xhonzi
Time: 18-Mar-2010 12:32 PM (Edited)
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This was a pretty good time on r.a.s.s.m. back in 1996 or so...

You know you're a Star Wars fan when:

You're riding through the woods on your bike and you accelerate by pressing down on your right toe.

You say "Punch it Chewie!" to whomever is driving when the light turns green.

You go to optometrists and heckle the clientele by shouting: "You will pay for your lack of vision!"

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: vote_for_palpatine
Time: 18-Mar-2010 1:28 PM
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...some guy decides to make a new thread called "You know you're a Star Wars fan when..." when there's this perfectly good one that's only seven months old.

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Author: fishmanlee
Time: 18-Mar-2010 1:38 PM
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When someone says that you have to do something you snap back: "Yes i know! i have forseen it!"

John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 18-Mar-2010 1:42 PM (Edited)
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...some guy decides to make a new thread called "You know you're a Star Wars fan when..." when there's a similar good one that's only eleven months old.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 18-Mar-2010 1:44 PM (Edited)
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...when some guy steals your stapler and you reply "Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"

lol lol lol

Author: TheBoost
Time: 18-Mar-2010 1:52 PM
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When you make a 'using the Force' hand gesture everytime you walk through an automatic sliding door.

Author: xhonzi
Time: 18-Mar-2010 2:17 PM
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*shame*

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: Moth3r
Time: 18-Mar-2010 2:22 PM
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I've merged the two threads - titles were near enough identical.

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Author: doubleofive
Time: 18-Mar-2010 2:45 PM
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... when you have the power to merge two threads whose titles were near enough identical.

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Author: xhonzi
Time: 18-Mar-2010 2:55 PM
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That's you're an fan and also A MOD.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 18-Mar-2010 3:07 PM
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Moth3r said:

I've merged the two threads - titles were near enough identical.

But vfp's joke is a FAIL now.

Lucky for me the third thread is still separate.