The Ultimate Showdown — Page 2

... Sorry we didn't follow with the original Luke vs Emperor theme. The truth is that Luke is outmatched so much that the fight wouldn't be that interesting. Just the force, Sidious kicks his ass. We already saw this with force lightning. Had Vader not been there, Luke would have died.

If the match were to progress to Lightsabers... I'm still under the impression that Sidious is more powerful. Luke has never struck me as a particularly powerful duelist, in the same way that Harry Potter isn't some really strong wizard - it's a lot of luck and circumstance and the occasional good decision/upper hand. If Vader wasn't his father, Luke would've died at the end of Empire during their fight.

Sword and lightsaber... still Sidious. I have the image in my head of him using the force to impale Luke's exhausted body with his lightsaber over and over again...

I'm sure none of us meant any disrespect not following the guide you set up, we simply ran with the title of your thread and found ourselves some ultimate(ly amusing) duels. 

And I am now seriously in the mood for some butterbluemilk pancakes...

Darth_Sidious said:

yeah alright fuck you guys

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Guidelines-for-Post-Content-and-General-Behavior-Or-How-Not-To-Get-Banned/forum/2/topic/12074/

Bingowings said:

Blue Milk vs Pan Cakes.

But isn't blue milk in pan cakes?

Threepio's left leg (golden, prime universe)

vs.

Threepio's right leg (silver, also prime universe)

The left leg is original, straight from the factory, while the right one was salvaged from a CZ-3 bounty hunter droid that Space Jimmy Smitts fought off with his bare hands and crushed him in the airlock door. The leg and part of the pelvis was all that remained onboard. 

Darth_Sidious said:

thanks night for a real anwser and grow up tv

That's one for the wall.

Darth_Sidious said:

thanks night for a real anwser and grow up tv

Yeah, Frink! Stop acting like a little kid and start discussing fictional characters fighting with magic powers like an ADULT!

I believe "Thanks night" was referring to me... In that context the grammar is correct... mostly... (I hear the word mostly in Jake Lloyd's voice everytime I use it by itself...)

I do have to say, thanks to this thread, my children will grow up eating Panaka Cakes :)