I like my version better:
I once had a wife named Padmé. She died. She died.
Palpatine told me I killed her. He lied. He lied.
Why, oh why, is my wife dead?
Couldn’t I have lost the will to live, instead?
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
I wonder if Vader and [INSERT SECRET APPRENTICE HERE] ever tried using a grimoire to resurrect Padme, only to bring about a zombie plaque instead.
I like my version better:
I once had a wife named Padmé. She died. She died.
Palpatine told me I killed her. He lied. He lied.
Why, oh why, is my wife dead?
Couldn’t I have lost the will to live, instead?
Huh, look at that. Well done.
FWIW I posted it in response to someone on FE saying something along the lines of “Why keep Padme alive, she died” and then reposted it here.
I’m not and expert but that may have been 'shopped.
No, it’s a shot from the real pre-reshoot cut of Rogue One! Disney ruined it!!1
ALLOL
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
Where were you in '77?
I’d be surprised if George never objected to this. It’s from the teen sex comedy Mischief Fox released in 1985.
I recall seeing this in the trailers, and being pissed it wasn’t Star Wars.
Where were you in '77?
Someone should insert the above into a fan-edit of Maximum Overdrive.
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“Das ist nicht eine Krieg der Sterne!”
“Das ist nicht eine Krieg der Sterne!”
Das es recht! Es ist Maximal Übersteuerung!
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I have no idea what is happening in this thread right now.
Neither do I, honestly.
Is Vader huffing gas? What’s this from?
Probably supposed to be hyperventalating.
Is Vader huffing gas? What’s this from?
I think he is huffing something. It’s a sight gag from an old anime.
Where were you in '77?
But why does he have turds on his shoulders?
“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”
But why does he have turds on his shoulders?
Probably to avoid a lawsuit? 😉
Where were you in '77?
Beautiful portfolio
https://filmschoolrejects.com/star-wars-shots-28f53660b458#.epa58sv8c
Is Vader huffing gas? What’s this from?
I think he is huffing something. It’s a sight gag from an old anime.
THIS IS AN ANIME ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
PLEASE EVACUATE TO AN AREA SAFE FROM FLAME WARS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT ANIME IS TRASH
PLEASE REMAIN CALM
THANK YOU
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Beautiful portfolio
https://filmschoolrejects.com/star-wars-shots-28f53660b458#.epa58sv8c
Won’t anyone think of the COLARS?!
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Neither do I, honestly.
Seeking only the most natural looking colors for Star Wars '77
Alas, I no nothing of Spongebob Squarepants save that the main character is an anthromorphic sponge who wears cubical short pants.
^Smart move.
In this day and age I don’t blame you.
Seeking only the most natural looking colors for Star Wars '77
