I sampled Jagermeister for the first time today. It tastes awful, but it works.
It tastes just like black licorice. Which isn’t good, but it’s not like rancid meat or something.
What a horrible reason to drink something.
This holds true for most intoxicating substances.
I only drink intoxicating substances that are very tasty.
I have to drink so much to feel anything anymore I always get sick in the morning.
What a horrible reason to drink something.
This holds true for most intoxicating substances.
I only drink intoxicating substances that are very tasty.
Me too. And then maybe one or two.
Anything more than that is not fun and having been a sober person around drunk people a lot in my adult life, you turn into a much less fun and interesting version of yourself when you’re drunk.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
Well, I’m over my brief bout of intoxication, and I don’t even have a slight headache.
I am thirsty, though. Off to drink foul dirt-flavoured water I go!
I get home drunk and find that the site’s updated! Looks pretty good and I’m glad to have my subscriptions back but I’ll write about it in the proper thread when I’m a little more reliable.
Prequel Fan-Edit thread: http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/Yet-another-series-of-prequel-edits/id/17329
I get home drunk and find that the site’s updated!
No, it’s just you.
Laura Branigan had great eyebrows. Fuck that plucked shit.
I’ve been on a mini-4 day vacation. I go back tomorrow. I should not be left unsupervised for that long. I’ve drank about 100 dollars away in these 4 days. And not in a bar or on expensive wine. I mean $100 of grocery store whiskey and vodka. Not the dirt cheap stuff but still plenty for one person to drink.
Its intense. My skin has lost all it’s color and my eyes are so sunk in and baggy. Detoxing at work is going to be Hell tomorrow. At least I’ll be with my loves.
But seriously bro… I’m both jealous of how durnk you got, and worried about how hard you’re going to hit rock bottom.
Are you union? (I doubt it because you’re management.) Would your insurance cover a legit rehab program? Cuz pretty much at this point you won’t be able to stop drinking unless you’re in a 30 day lock-down program or you’re dead. Don’t take this as me being preachy, I’m just one alcoholic telling another alcoholic the straight dope.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
I’m not union. And I’m not sure if my insurance would cover rehab, and even if it does the chances of my work letting me take the time off to go is even slimmer. Eh, dying a bit early won’t be so bad.
You never know. I worked at Safeway and was busted for being stoned on the job (I also regularly got drunk during my shifts but never caught for that). I was given two options by the manager, either quit voluntarily or go to rehab on their dime and get my job back (but you know, I’d be indebted to them). I chose to quit and I regret that.
Of course, Walmart is a different company I’m not personally familiar with and from what I’ve read I doubt they’d give an employee that second choice. Plus I was union.
Anyway, try not to drink yourself to death just yet. Try to live at least as long as John Bonham.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
John Bonham was a MASSIVE steamy pile of shit. Sick drummer. But according to Robert Plant he was quite violent and aggressive and he beat people up for the bands sake or just because.
John Bonham was a MASSIVE steamy pile of shit.
How massive? I want an exact weight in metric tonnes.
Gerry Rafferty said:
Another year and then you’ll be happy
Just one more year and then you’ll be happy
But you’re cryin’, you’re cryin’ now
Screw you, Rafferty. That “one more year” has come and gone eleven times, and I’m still miserable and getting miserabler.
Why?
Eh, dying a bit early won’t be so bad.
It’s not so much when you’ll die, but rather how miserable it will be.
John Bonham was a MASSIVE steamy pile of shit. Sick drummer. But according to Robert Plant he was quite violent and aggressive and he beat people up for the bands sake or just because.
He was also the one involved in that whole penetrating a girl with severed pieces of a mud shark incident.
The Person in Question
Gerry Rafferty said:
Another year and then you’ll be happy
Just one more year and then you’ll be happy
But you’re cryin’, you’re cryin’ nowScrew you, Rafferty. That “one more year” has come and gone eleven times, and I’m still miserable and getting miserabler.
There’s one person to blame for your misery and it sure as hell ain’t Gerry Rafferty.
The Person in Question
You’re right. Trump is the one to blame.
Was watching some old westerns tonight, so naturally I had to smoke some cigars (laced with some fun stuff of course) and drink some whiskey. Straight of course no mixer, it was western night after all. I did occasionally have a beer chaser though.
I’ve tried watching TV while drunk. Never works for me. I get too restless to sit still and pay attention.
A friend of a friend is having a kegger today to raise money for her dog that needs like eight different surgeries. Finally, a chance to use my drinking for good!
Haha, just trying to scare you guys that are paying attention. Yes, it is mean of me. =)
You got me! I saw you were the last reply in the thread and thought "Uh oh…"
Bastard. 😉
You got me! I saw you were the last reply in the thread and thought "Uh oh…"
Bastard. 😉
Haha, exactly what I was going for