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Let's Talk About Ric Olie

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Let's take a minute to talk about my favorite subject.  Me.

I know its been asked a million times but how awesome am I?  I mean we all know I'm handsome.  And we all know I am partially inspired by a tape recorder.  But what am I really?

Olie mania was sweeping the country in the late 90s. I personally think I am part man, part superman, and all awesome.

Admit it, I have completely blown your mind.

But consider this. I am so intellegent that I can actually fly a space ship and tell you that I'm doing it at the same time. I have tremendous charm and wit, and I am subservient to no one.  Especially not Panaka.  Face it, Panaka is kind of a dope. I mean we know about Panaka's spinelessness , but he's also not very pleasant to look at, which is really a polite way of saying he's ugly.

Did you read all of this? Good. Because now you're thinking about me.

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Sorry Ric...

You remind me too much of this guy. Now I'm thinking about him.

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DarthChewie said:

Hey Ricc,

Get your own material. :D

(seriously though, I lol'ed hard.)

HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT!!! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS???!!! HE'S RIC OLIE!!!!!!

 

I'm soooo sorry about that Mr Olie... Can I get you anything? Nabboobian coffee? Courascattian tea? Coke Zero?

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You and I both know there couldn't possibly be a better gift.

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True, true.

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Chuck Norris is still alive, Ric. When do you plan on usurping his rule and taking his place as Master of the Omniverse?
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I think you guys are looking for the off-topic Ric Olie Observation Thread with all these questions. 

Read the OP again.  This is a thread where you tell me how awesome I am.

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Oh Erica, you and Ric already had your time together on the NNRRPPB!  Let someone else have a shot at him.

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Hey Ric, I heard you're a helluva good cook!  Can I get your recipe for galactic meatloaf?

"There's no cluster of midiclorians that controls my destiny!" -Han Solo, from a future revision of ANH

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Hoth-Nudist said:

Hey Ric, I heard you're a helluva good cook!  Can I get your recipe for galactic meatloaf?

His recipe for 'Galactic Stud-Muffins' is much, much tastier.

;)

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Erica DEFINITELY knows the recipe for that...

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Ric Olie said:

Face it, Panaka is kind of a dope. I mean we know about Panaka's spinelessness , but he's also not very pleasant to look at, which is really a polite way of saying he's ugly.

 

"I'll give them a Panaka blast!"
- Panaka 

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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That doesn't sound like something Panaka would say.  Unless he's now working in a Dairy Queen...which is pretty likely, actually.

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[TFNer]He says it in the playstation one gaem!!1!!!!1!! GOSH! You stressi OT fans! Why r u complianing? Jorge gaive u da Original films in 2006 didnt he? lol[/TFNer]

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Me am Bizarro Ric! Coruscant am not two small villages! You am not catching on pretty slowly!

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TV's Frink said:

That doesn't sound like something Panaka would say.  Unless he's now working in a Dairy Queen...which is pretty likely, actually.

He sure does in 2001's smash-hit Real-Time Strategy game, Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds, in, quite possibly, the best Star Wars quote ever.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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