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“Tell me young Rey, what brings you out this far?”
“Well it’s all happened so fast for me…for the longest time I’ve waited on my home planet–”
“Tatooine, that I know.”
“No…Jakku, actually.”
“Oh, right. Well when I lived there it was called Tatooine.”
This will be in the film, I guarantee it.
“Tell me young Rey, what adventures have brought you out this far?”
“Well it’s all happened so fast for me… escaping aboard the Falcon, meeting with Han Solo and Chewie, losing my mentor/paternal figure, discovering I am Force sensitive, big battle station blowing, laser-saber fighting, etc., crazy stuff actually–”
“I know. I have seen it. You’ve made your Star Wars Trilogy rip off”
“No…it’s called “The Force Awakens”, it’s a sequel, actually.”
“Oh, right. Well when I used to be younger it was called a rip off. STARCRASH and things like that. Ep VI even was the official rip off back then. Nowadays people are so used to movies without imagination they get what they deserve… A sequel… Ok, what are you going to do now you’ve got to come up with new ideas in Ep VIII ? An AOTC rip off, serioulsy ?”