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Possessed said:

List Of Common Foods Possessed Hasn’t Had, Including but not Limited To:
Jello, pudding, yoghurt, any kind of cake other than birthday, any kind of ice cream but plain chocolate or vanilla, sugar cookies, any cookies besides chocolate chip actually, pears, any kind of pie besides pizza, any kind of egg besides scrambled, cottage cheese, almost any fish, most candy bars, waffles, French toast, any kind of milkshake besides chocolate, smoothies, omelettes, and many more similar things that I can’t think of.

Do you even food, bro?

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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You can find him on Apple forums and/or at the Apple Store.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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I really wish making a joke about liking orange forums better or having gone to the supermarket and not having seen him would have been funny, because that is what first came to mind.

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It’s so weird comparing 90s pictures of Jason Mewes and pictures of him nowadays. Those drugs really did a number on him.

Not enough people read the EU.

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I know, right? I had trouble believing it was the same guy at first. His teeth are totally different, half-eaten away by meth or crack and then filed straight again. I think the shape of his face looks different as a result, but even his eyes and eyebrows look different too.

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I honestly wish flukeskywalker would resume posting. He never failed to crack me up with his repetitive insults and poor punctuation.

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Be careful what you wish for.

Where were you in '77?

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No evidence he was anyone’s sock, sadly.

Where were you in '77?

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+Yes

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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I wish there was a show like MST3K but instead of only mocking the films there was a healthy dose of appreciation and some background info on the films they show.
I like the MST3K format, but I’ve always hated that they can only point and laugh. They never give any context for the circumstances in which these films were made and that alone would go a long way in changing the perception the viewer has toward the movie.
But, appreciation is for stupid old people and entertainment should be aimed at pre-teens at all times. These are facts.

Ray’s Lounge
Biggs in ANH edit idea
ROTJ opening edit idea

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ray_afraid said:

I wish there was a show like MST3K but instead of only mocking the films there was a healthy dose of appreciation and some background info on the films they show.
I like the MST3K format, but I’ve always hated that they can only point and laugh. They never give any context for the circumstances in which these films were made and that alone would go a long way in changing the perception the viewer has toward the movie.
But, appreciation is for stupid old people and entertainment should be aimed at pre-teens at all times. These are facts.

And here I thought I was the resident grumpy old man.

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Calm down Frink, go have some tea. Remember your blood pressure!

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ray_afraid said:

I wish there was a show like MST3K but instead of only mocking the films there was a healthy dose of appreciation and some background info on the films they show.
I like the MST3K format, but I’ve always hated that they can only point and laugh. They never give any context for the circumstances in which these films were made and that alone would go a long way in changing the perception the viewer has toward the movie.
But, appreciation is for stupid old people and entertainment should be aimed at pre-teens at all times. These are facts.

That’s not really their job, anymore than it was for Elvira or any of the horror movie hosts of my youth. There’s always Turner Classic Movies for that. I’ve liked some of the movies done on the show enough to seek them out in their uncut form, and those that have extras told me more than enough. And there’s always the interwebs.

And they have given a little context in the past. They acknowledged Manos was made by an El Paso businessman, and that SoulTaker was a vanity project by it’s lovely star Vivian Schilling. They never fail to point out a “movie” that’s really a unsold tv pilot, or two episodes of a tv show awkwardly stitched together. Heck, even the skits on “Overdrawn at the Memory Bank” are an acknowledgement it was made for Public Television.

How much context does one really need to understand “Operation Double 007” is a shameless Italian Bond ripoff starring Sean Connery’s brother?

Many of the MST3K DVD box sets since Shout Factory took over from Rhino have had short, but very informative documentaries about the respective films, and the people behind them.

Alas, no amount of context can ever explain the soul sucking bleak cinematic vision of Coleman Francis.

Where were you in '77?

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Today I’m going to illegally download a bunch of movies, rip some of my friend’s CDs and I might even print some unlicensed t-shirts and sell them down at the markets.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKWmmj0Cs-U&t=1m38s

WYSHS

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.