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DuracellEnergizer said:

imperialscum said:

There was no misreading.

You should swallow a glass of guinea worms, let them propagate in your guts, then allow them to burst forth from your putrescent carcass in gory fashion.

You have a very peculiar masturbation material. And I thought Frink was strange…

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imperialscum said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

imperialscum said:

There was no misreading.

You should swallow a glass of guinea worms, let them propagate in your guts, then allow them to burst forth from your putrescent carcass in gory fashion.

You have a very peculiar masturbation material. And I thought Frink was strange…

Light yourself up in a fire.

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I think Imp’sCum is an Objectivist. It would explain his dearth of imagination and abundance of narcissism both.

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Only on YouTube can you find a very heated, very stupid religious debate going on in the comment section of a Bob Ross video.

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Did you just hear about comment sections or something?

Everyone knows to ignore them.

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YouTube is fucking ridiculous sometimes. You have to register and confirm your age to see a video that might have partial nudity in it, but try to look up something about sharks and you are instantly greeted with pictures of a dead surfer who has been literally bitten in half and other grisly shark attack videos. Then it recommends more videos of people dying or being injured in horrific ways… WHAT THE FUCK.

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That’s American media in general, though.

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Movies aren’t real. I have no problem with someone getting fake bitten in half, I don’t want to see it for real.

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I just meant you can shoot someone in the head and it’s PG-13, but show a penis for one second and it’s NC-17.

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doubleKO said:

Movies aren’t real. I have no problem with someone getting fake bitten in half, I don’t want to see it for real.

Real stuff happens too. I was a Surgical Tech in the Army. I’m sure I saw stuff that would probably make you reconsider at least half the stuff you’ve probably done in your life and maybe even half the stuff you’re still thinking about doing.

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Jetrell Fo said:

doubleKO said:

Movies aren’t real. I have no problem with someone getting fake bitten in half, I don’t want to see it for real.

Real stuff happens too. I was a Surgical Tech in the Army. I’m sure I saw stuff that would probably make you reconsider at least half the stuff you’ve probably done in your life and maybe even half the stuff you’re still thinking about doing.

Yeah, I rarely swim in the ocean any more. Bull sharks also make it into land-locked bodies of water as juveniles and then grow to full size. Also why I stick to the bail sections on official skate videos and steer clear of YouTube compilations. Don’t need to see people getting killed by cars or cracking their heads open either. Especially since I don’t wear a helmet. Probably should reconsider that…

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Cranial trauma is far less rad than wearing a helmet.

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I watched Blade Runner one night and my parents decided that they wanted to watch too. They didn’t even flinch at any of the shooting, or eyeball-crushing, or any of the other violence, but that one second of a woman’s breasts made them panic until well after the scene was over.

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We’ve come so far with our gore simulations that it might as well be real.

I’d probably rather see some innocent nudity than someone’s head being fake-crushed.

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ray_afraid said:

TV’s Frink said:

I just meant you can shoot someone in the head and it’s PG-13, but show a penis for one second and it’s NC-17.

You can simulate shooting someone in the head. It isn’t real. The penis is.
Not saying I agree with the ratings boards, but I don’t like the idea that simulated violence = the real thing.

jedit- THE PENIS IS REAL! NEVER FORGET!

Watchmen is R for (among other things) nudity, yet much of the nudity is CGI.

So thought experiment: If everyone in nude scenes wore bodysuits but highly realistic CGI made them appear fully nude, would the rating remain the same?

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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NeverarGreat said:

ray_afraid said:

TV’s Frink said:

I just meant you can shoot someone in the head and it’s PG-13, but show a penis for one second and it’s NC-17.

You can simulate shooting someone in the head. It isn’t real. The penis is.
Not saying I agree with the ratings boards, but I don’t like the idea that simulated violence = the real thing.

jedit- THE PENIS IS REAL! NEVER FORGET!

Watchmen is R for (among other things) nudity, yet much of the nudity is CGI.

What?

I’ve never seen Watchmen. Why is there CGI nudity?

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suspiciouscoffee said:

I watched Blade Runner one night and my parents decided that they wanted to watch too. They didn’t even flinch at any of the shooting, or eyeball-crushing, or any of the other violence, but that one second of a woman’s breasts made them panic until well after the scene was over.

That is a general problem with society (and parents). They are mostly fine with kids watching abnormal stuff like shooting and violence, while on the other hand they try to hide normal things like nudity and sex from the kids.

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