I went through the trouble of trying to make it more listenable and encoded it in MP3:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/fr1gv96iq4z2hb9/WeirdPhoneMessages.mp3
There’s no way I could get it off the machine, besides using the audio recorder on my cell phone held up to the speaker.
Where were you in '77?
OMG different countries do things differently??? Everybody should do things how WE do it.
I WILL MAKE OTHER COUNTRIES GREAT AGAIN
THANK YOU MR. TRUMPUTER
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
I will go outside of the timestream, copy and paste the '80s and '90s, then combine both decades into a new and separate pocket universe.
I will christen it Earth-198090.
I seriously don’t get American schooling. As far as I can tell, they start a year of school in September of one year, then finish that year in June of the next year. Why not do what we do in Australia and have school start in February and finish in December, with two week holidays sprinkled in over the year, and a six week break in between school years?
That sounds absolutely terrible
I always enjoyed the long summers.
The Person in Question
The politics thread moves too fast. Every time I start to reply to something, I realize I’m 10 pages behind.
The politics thread moves too fast. Every time I start to reply to something, I realize I’m 10 pages behind.
We in the politics thread are fast posters.
It’s too many things.
Also: Nice Ａ ｅ ｓ ｔ ｈ ｅ ｔ ｉ ｃ.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
When I lived in Holland I ate a few Dr. Otkers frozen pizzas. That thing looks disgusting though!
I’d eat it.
Of course, I’ve also eaten roast beef and raspberry jam sandwiches.
You’re a filthy animal.
Filthy like the family pig!
I’d eat it.
No thank you.
Of course, I’ve also eaten roast beef and raspberry jam sandwiches.
Oh. My. God.
Of course, I’ve also eaten roast beef and raspberry jam sandwiches.
Oh. My. God.
Becky.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
Of course, I’ve also eaten roast beef and raspberry jam sandwiches.
Oh. My. God.
Becky.
Oh. My. God.
Becky.
Look at her butt. It’s so big.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Oh. My. God.
Becky.
You failed.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Meh.
Oh. My. God.
Becky.
Look at her butt. It’s so big.
Someone got it.
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
Things are happening.
My most favourite Catwoman costume:
My most loathed Catwoman costume:
So, do you hate the leather suit because it doesn’t show off the bewbs, or do you just hate leather jumpsuits? Or is it the lack of a real mask? Or is it that the hair is tucked in? All of the above?
Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.
I noticed some B5 figures going cheap on eBay so I put a bid in expecting to be out bid later but won the auction. As I am currently visiting folks in England, I asked them to be delivered here. Today my cousin turned up at the door with a box which I assumed to be a late, cheap and possibly ribald birthday present. It wasn’t it was my order. Of all the eBay sellers out there I had just ordered something from my own cousin.
My most favourite Catwoman costume:
Why aren’t there any women here???