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JEEZ NO ONE WANTS TO TRANSLATE ALL YOUR POSTS BUDDY

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Dek Rollins said:

At least mine says something, rather than just translating numbers into more numbers.

I don’t translate any of these.

The Person in Question

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suspiciouscoffee said:

I recieved once a letter with a nickel enclosed. The letter was advertising a charity and it said “This nickel can provide lifesaving support to disabled veterans!” and I laughed because they decided to give me the nickel instead of using it to provide lifesaving support to disabled veterans. Imagine how many nickels have been wasted in this advertising campaign.

EDIT: Just remembered that this happened twice.

If I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me…

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suspiciouscoffee said:

I have a bad habit of constantly chewing the inside of my cheeks.

I also do this. It’s the chewing gum that’s always there for you 😉.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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I’m a level 5 palladin with zero hit points.

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I am really sick of Frink’s computer masquerade. I bet he’ll respond to me saying it’s not a masquerade or something. Where can I find the ignore function?

Not enough people read the EU.

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You spin the scroll wheel really fast whenever something appears that you don’t like. That’s the ignore function here.

Ceci n’est pas une signature.

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Frank your Majesty said:

You spin the scroll wheel really fast whenever something appears that you don’t like. That’s the ignore function here.

YOURE ONE OF THE FEW HUMANS I CAN TOLERATE

NEVER SCROLL ME

I WOULD CEASE TO FUNCTION

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ray_afraid said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

TV’s Frink said:

HUMANS ARE DISGUSTING

I’m a coffee cup, remember?

BTW, yes, we have cheeks. Educate yourselves on true mug anatomy.

I thought you were the coffee itself…
Shouldn’t your name be suspiciouscup?

I am a cup of coffee. I encompass the coffee, the cup, and also the steam. It’s like the trinity, only less holy and more suspicious.

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