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O rly.

Lady in the Water (2006) – D

48 Hrs. (1982)

Not enough Annette O’Toole. That is all.

C+

Rush Hour 2 (2001) – C+

The Babadook (2014) – B+

Eraser (1996) – C+

Easy Rider (1969) – A-

Eli’s Lesson (1992)

There’s a good moral to this story, but the direction’s so hamfisted that the entire film ends up feeling like an extra-corny episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? without any of the creepy imagery or gallows humour. I guess Jack Palance was strapped for cash when he decided to thrown in with this lot.

C-

Bad Boy AKA Dawg (2002) – B

O.K. Garage AKA All Revved Up (1998)

This movie’s pretty bland – the characters are quirky enough, but the pacing is so glacial and the plot so nebulous that it ends up drawing viewer disinterest after awhile. Truth be told, the only real laughs this comedy’ll draw out of you will come after you compare the video cover

with the actual tone of the movie itself.

B-

Fatal Past (1993)

I think this is the most perfectly mediocre movie I have ever watched in my life. Everything about it – the uninspired plot, cypher-like characters, mundane pace, average direction – is just so … so … utterly uncaptivating without being the least bit infuriating. I almost commend the director for attaining such a nirvana of adequacy.

C

I’ve been wanting to see that film for sometime now, but the only channel I get which regularily shows it shows a version with an atrocious English dub for some ungodly reason.

I really enjoyed it but I’d probably give it an 8/10.

Just got back from seeing High Rise (Ben Wheatley)

I Like this guys films a lot and I think he has done a good job but not his best film. No punches are pulled though in this and I have to say I did thoroughly enjoy it. I would watch it again for sure so I give it.

8/10

But opinions are way divided on this film but as a social satire come surrealist movie set in High Rise Luxury flats in the 70’s living outside of the rest of society this film is beautifully realized and also rather comical. But it’s also a thriller too.

not a popcorn movie

ZOOTOPIA
    Everything about the production was first rate. Good humor.       
    SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS    
    This one joins TOMMORROWLAND, THE GIVER, and AMERICAN ULTRA among my list of all-time favorites! Finally, we have a movie about predators and prey living in harmony!
    Due to Neanderthal parents, we have young people fearing predators. This just goes to show why these unenlightened cattle deserve to SUFFER and DIE. But first, they deserve to watch as the predators take their children.
    But how do we attain this progressive nirvana?
    We now have a perfect mass-psychology progra....I mean....delightful animation with an important message for our youth. And a PERFECT theme song to go with it! "TRY EVERTHING!"
    As we all know, this fear of turning comes from these despicable "lambs" who are ALL really just Westboro Baptist hatemongers.........  -"Be cheaper than a two dollar whore" *BEE-BOP BE-BOP THUMP THUMP* "TRY EVERYTHING!"-......   Yet they would still DARE to teach their offspring that the predators are the problem with their mind opening drugs, and destruction of "normal" sexuality, and revolutionary overturning of all that humanity has considered essential in order to live as "our creator" has intended for such beings to live. Now this youth can recognize that ALL evil can be traced back to the prey that DARES to have ANY concern about their VASTLY morally superior predators.........    -"Do meth, crack, weed and pills" *BEE-BOP BE-BOP THUMP THUMP* "TRY EVERYTHING!"-...........  Why, predators are the real victims of slander and conspiracy of the prey. Because that's what PREY does, NOT PREDATORS..........    -"Run trains for foreign gangbangers and pretend you don't notice they want the rest of your family to die" *BEE-BOP BE-BOP THUMP THUMP* "TRY EVERTHING!"...."Don't worry about consequences you just get back out and" *BEE-BOP BE-BOP THUMP THUMP* "TRY EVERYTHING!"...
    Of course, there will be those who DARE to suggest that girls have wound up as addicted prostitutes and even been killed by "TRY EVERYTHING!" Others have destroyed their futures by out of wedlock births along with every other "social pathology". They might claim to know some of these girls. There might even be some who would try to point out that this is a PERFECT expression of the enlightened philosophy of needing to experience bad in order to have a balanced appreciation of good and evil. They might DARE to say that it is bashing your neighbor's child's head against a brick wall to have a balanced understanding of not hitting one's head, but that just proves how evil those naysayers are......     -"Wreck your natural sexuality and desensitize yourself to the filthiest practices then say you were born that way" *BEE-BOP BE-BOP THUMP THUMP* "TRY EVERYTHING!"-.....         
     I saw tween girls in the theater jump up and dance.... -"Be a drugged-up oozing slop-skanks" *BEE-BOP BE-BOP THUMP THUMP* "TRY EVERYTHING!"......... 

Frank your Majesty said:

Can we please get flukeskywalker back in exchange for this guy?

SUSTAINED

SilverWook said:

What the hell did I just almost read?

Since you can’t ban him for his terrible formatting, can you at least ban him for being racist?

Maelström (2000) – B

Cybermutt (2003) – D

Nick of Time (1995) – B+

Domestic Disturbance (2001) – B-

Based on an Untrue Story (1993) – F

Identity (2003) – C-

The Bear (1988) – B+

Memphis (1992) – B

A Kiss Before Dying (1991) – C+

Giving It Up (1999) – C

Mighty Aphrodite (1995) – B

Flashdance (1983) – C+

If Looks Could Kill (1986) – C-

Death Before Dishonor (1987) – C

Bullet (1996) – C+

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) – C+

Escape from New York (1981) – B

The Cannonball Run (1981) – B+

Desperado (1995) – B+

Clueless (1995) – C-