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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 23

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edit the hans solo stormtrooper chase scene from ep iv so that it is a group of hans solos chaseing an army of storm troopers. 

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I've never heard of Hans Solo.  Is he the guy from Hans and Franz that started his own solo band?

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Replace every line of dialogue Darth Vader says with "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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Continuing a previous trend, try to upscale the native 1080p footage, and not bother to colour-correct THAT!

Those pink lights! THAT'S SEXY

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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Reveal that R2D2 and C3PO are Force users. 

C3PO levitated himself in Ewok village using the Force.

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Threepio doesn't get a mind wipe at the end of ROTS but instead just calls out all the continuity errors between the PT and the OT and announces the dumbass SE additions as well in the most camp way possible.

Like Emory from Boys in the Band.

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Edit all of Episode 2 and 3 with current day Jake Lloyd.

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Digitally replace all the blasters with walkie-talkies and change the word "nerfherder" to "hippie" LOL

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Red Leader destroys the Death Star.

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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Vader is startled not by the Falcon but by the sudden appearance the mother ship from Close Encounters.
The mystery of who destroyed the Death Star would be then investigated by two Imperial Agents one of which is an anthropomorphic Moldy Fox and the other has a Skull face.

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In the scene in esb where darth vader is talking to the bounty hunters, after he tells Boba Fett: “No disentergrations!” Instead of Boba Fett saying “as you wish”

Boba Fett: Can i carve my initials on their buttocks?
Darth Vader: No
Boba fett: Can i at least cut a piece of flesh off of their faces and take 'em home as trophies?
Darth Vader: No
Boba Fett: Awwww! You’re no fun! D:

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Digitally replace Boba Fett, Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin by Gungans

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Oh yeah, I forgot I put those images up on imageshack. Bear with me; I’ll see if I can find them again and put them on imgur.

EDIT: There, they should show up now. I may have replaced one unintentionally; if someone remembers what it was before, let me know.

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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FrankT said:
…and Anakin is doused in nuclear waste, dissolving most of his internal organs, and forcing him to become Darth Vader!!

NOOOOOOOOO

This suddenly brings to mind that horribly gross scene at the end of Robocop.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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Ah yes, that guy from Robocop who got covered in toxic slime and hit by a car?

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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Huh. Anyway, an even worse idea:

Replace all of the backgrounds with CGI versions! Yep: only the actors themselves are kept intact! Makes it gel with the prequels, nowamsayin? This is a rough draft, but it proves my point:

Thanks to Ian Foster at Sci-Fi 3D for building the model, by the way.

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.