I figured that, in order to avoid clutter in other threads, imperialscum can share just about anything he doesn't like in a single thread. That way, if one ever wonders how he feels about, say, shrimp cocktails, they only need to look through the pages of this thread rather than searching the whole forum. I might even index all subsequent posts in this first post. See what a nice guy I am? ;)
imperialscum hates:
onions
Klingons (I'm actually in agreement on this one)
I hope this thread isn't in danger of growing stale. Otherwise I'll have to take it to strange new places.
I hate onion. Why would anyone put a thing that tastes so bad into their food.
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Madame Fanny La Fan says :
Oi! I grow onions which are high in vitamin C and taste great (especially in the French Onion soup).
This sucks... no one made a thread about stuff I hate. I hate that!
Does imperialscum hate that I hate that?
(and right on, regarding the onions, mate!)
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Hey, where's my "greenie doesn't like stuff" thread too!? I don't like sand! Everybody knows that! It's coarse and rough and it gets EVERYWHERE!
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xhonzi said:
This sucks... no one made a thread about stuff I hate. I hate that!
Does imperialscum hate that I hate that?
(and right on, regarding the onions, mate!)
greenpenguino said:
Hey, where's my "greenie doesn't like stuff" thread too!? I don't like sand! Everybody knows that! It's coarse and rough and it gets EVERYWHERE!
DOUBLE STANDARDS!
Until you change your usernames to something as gross as ImperialsCum, no threads for you!
I hate it when I go take a dump on a casual western toilet and the "waste product" is kind of soft. It is impossible to clean it properly with a toilet paper. One thing I absolutely love about Japan are their washlet toilet seats. You may laugh about them but that is just because you are completely unaware how useful they are.
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ray_afraid said:
xhonzi said:
This sucks... no one made a thread about stuff I hate. I hate that!
Does imperialscum hate that I hate that?
(and right on, regarding the onions, mate!)
greenpenguino said:
Hey, where's my "greenie doesn't like stuff" thread too!? I don't like sand! Everybody knows that! It's coarse and rough and it gets EVERYWHERE!
DOUBLE STANDARDS!
Until you change your usernames to something as gross as ImperialsCum, no threads for you!
But I DON'T LIKE SAND!!
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imperialscum said:
I hate it when I go take a dump on a casual western toilet and the "waste product" is kind of soft. It is impossible to clean it properly with a toilet paper. One thing I absolutely love about Japan are their washlet toilet seats. You may laugh about them but that is just because you are completely unaware how useful they are.
I feel like in 2013 there really ought to be a better way to clean up after having a bowel movement. I mean, we wash our hands with soap and water to remove invisible germs, we have hand sanitizer bottles waiting in nearly every doorway, but we can't be bothered to come up with better methods for cleaning fresh poop off of our bodies beyond wiping at ourselves blindly with a dry square (or wad of squares).
Americans almost universally make fun of bidets. Pfft, how does that happen? The US is a country of excess and we love stupid things we don't really need (electric can openers, cable television) and somehow we've never adopted the bidet when it would actually be a nice fixture to have around.
Those washlet toilets are nifty, but I always cringe thinking about how dirty that nozzle must be down there... but having one in your own home would be great.
CP3S said:
imperialscum said:
I hate it when I go take a dump on a casual western toilet and the "waste product" is kind of soft. It is impossible to clean it properly with a toilet paper. One thing I absolutely love about Japan are their washlet toilet seats. You may laugh about them but that is just because you are completely unaware how useful they are.
I feel like in 2013 there really ought to be a better way to clean up after having a bowel movement. I mean, we wash our hands with soap and water to remove invisible germs, we have hand sanitizer bottles waiting in nearly every doorway, but we can't be bothered to come up with better methods for cleaning fresh poop off of our bodies beyond wiping at ourselves blindly with a dry square (or wad of squares).
Americans almost universally make fun of bidets. Pfft, how does that happen? The US is a country of excess and we love stupid things we don't really need (electric can openers, cable television) and somehow we've never adopted the bidet when it would actually be a nice fixture to have around.
Those washlet toilets are nifty, but I always cringe thinking about how dirty that nozzle must be down there... but having one in your own home would be great.
Exactly!
Well you don't find them everywhere in Japan. There is rarely one in public toilets (such as train stations). Though some larger supermarkets have them. I feel like anywhere else in the world they would get dirty and broken very quickly. But Japanese are much more discipled and clean so there really isn't a problem. You can find them at most work places. People have them at home too. In Europe (at least where I am from) we usually have separate bidet at home toilet which takes a lot of space. I guess in Japan they went with washlet seats instead because it takes less space.
As for nozzle, it actually sprays from a considerable angle so I don't think it gets that dirty. And usually the thing is cleaned regularly.
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I have it on good authority that imperialscum hates funny and entertaining posts.
Well, then he should really like your posts.
:P
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Davnes007 said:
Well, then he should really like your posts.
:P
Oooh, Zing!!
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I would like to issue a formal apology as to the contents of Imperialscum's mind.
I am on the panel that approves Imperialscum's thought processes, and we were unaware that the list of things he hates was so small. Accordingly, he is now experiencing an intense dislike of shuffleboard, 80's hairstyles, and and the sound of someone biting into a crisp apple. You may add these items to your list at your earliest convenience.
Signed,
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Davnes007 said:
Well, then he should really like your posts.
:P
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CP3S said:
imperialscum said:
I hate it when I go take a dump on a casual western toilet and the "waste product" is kind of soft. It is impossible to clean it properly with a toilet paper. One thing I absolutely love about Japan are their washlet toilet seats. You may laugh about them but that is just because you are completely unaware how useful they are.
I feel like in 2013 there really ought to be a better way to clean up after having a bowel movement. I mean, we wash our hands with soap and water to remove invisible germs, we have hand sanitizer bottles waiting in nearly every doorway, but we can't be bothered to come up with better methods for cleaning fresh poop off of our bodies beyond wiping at ourselves blindly with a dry square (or wad of squares).
NeverarGreat said:
Imperialscum's Personal Brain Care Specialist, PHD, PDH, NYPD, ETC
Hmm no MD?! You are fired!
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imperialscum said:
NeverarGreat said:
Imperialscum's Personal Brain Care Specialist, PHD, PDH, NYPD, ETC
Hmm no MD?! You are fired!
Hopefully this picture of child animal slave master Micky Dolenz will help :-D
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CP3S said:
I feel like in 2013 there really ought to be a better way to clean up after having a bowel movement. I mean, we wash our hands with soap and water to remove invisible germs, we have hand sanitizer bottles waiting in nearly every doorway, but we can't be bothered to come up with better methods for cleaning fresh poop off of our bodies beyond wiping at ourselves blindly with a dry square (or wad of squares).
I use these: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008EONH04
I've been using them for as long as I can remember. My parents do as well.
Instructions: Use just like toilet paper. Continue to use new ones until they come back completely clean. Flush.
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AntcuFaalb said:
CP3S said:
I feel like in 2013 there really ought to be a better way to clean up after having a bowel movement. I mean, we wash our hands with soap and water to remove invisible germs, we have hand sanitizer bottles waiting in nearly every doorway, but we can't be bothered to come up with better methods for cleaning fresh poop off of our bodies beyond wiping at ourselves blindly with a dry square (or wad of squares).
I use these: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008EONH04
I've been using them for as long as I can remember. My parents do as well.
Instructions: Use just like toilet paper. Continue to use new ones until they come back completely clean. Flush.
But I feel like this is a waste of money (as well as world's resources). Not to mention it is way worse than water/bidet.
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