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Let's take a minute to talk about my favorite subject. Me.
I know its been asked a million times but how awesome am I? I mean we all know I'm handsome. And we all know I am partially inspired by a tape recorder. But what am I really?
Olie mania was sweeping the country in the late 90s. I personally think I am part man, part superman, and all awesome.
Admit it, I have completely blown your mind.
But consider this. I am so intellegent that I can actually fly a space ship and tell you that I'm doing it at the same time. I have tremendous charm and wit, and I am subservient to no one. Especially not Panaka. Face it, Panaka is kind of a dope. I mean we know about Panaka's spinelessness , but he's also not very pleasant to look at, which is really a polite way of saying he's ugly.
Did you read all of this? Good. Because now you're thinking about me.