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Johnny said:

Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make.  We're expecting!

Johnny!  I'm going long... Hit me on the slant!

Johnny said:

Oh hai, Sluggo! Don't run too far, you might trip.  Ha ha ha.

Johnny said:

So...would anyone like if I order a pizzuh?

Johnny said:

No one cares if I order a pizzuh?  Well, I alreadee order one, ha ha.

What are you expecting?  A pizza?  And is there extra cheese?  And how do I get psyched up for this blind date I have Thursday?

Johnny said:

Oh hai, Sluggo!  Extra cheeeese?  You think of everything, ha ha.  If you are loooking for advice, I can tell you this.  I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.  Ha ha, what a storee, right Sluggo?

So are you saying I should beat her up?  I don't think that is right.

Johnny said:

Well, you know what they say...chocolate iz a symbol of love.

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Sluggo said:

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Johnny said:

Well, you know what they say...men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage haz nothing to do wit love.  Oh hai, Nanner!

Nanner Split said:

Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!

My pockets are not stupid!

Johnny said:

These rules are tearing me apart, Jay!  I can not even respond to what they say about me!  I don't believe it.  I show them.  I will record everything.

I for one love Johnnys style, what with the funny spellins and then the editin of your posts. Almost reminds me of....well.....er....moi!

You dont talk smut though. And go back and minipulate his previous posts. And act like your simple. And change your avitar at random.

Venkmans dead then Ric? I liked Venkman, he reminded me of er, Peter Venkman from the late movie erm, whats it called, yeah, Ghostbusters.