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bb8 should be a cube instead of a sphere

heil Palpatine!

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make the droid d-o say only nic cage lines from his plethora of fine films

heil Palpatine!

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When Rey hears the Jedi voices, replace the lines with memey ones.

Anakin: I don’t like sand.

Obi-Wan: I have the high ground.

Mace: Does he look like a bitch?

Ki-Adi: What about the droid attack on the wookiees?

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Notice where all the SW memey ones come from: unfixed, unfiltered George Lucas greatest hits. How about “I’ve taken a sample of your blood.”

heil Palpatine!

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To have a consistent baddie throughout the Prequels, exposit in the crawl for AotC that Dooku is actually a resurrected Maul.

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Palpatine: I have been every voice!..

Snoke: …you have ever heard!..

Jar Jar: …inside yousa head!

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I was thinking maybe Jar Jar is a little played out though. How 'bout someone you’d never see coming?

Palpatine: I have been every voice!..

Snoke: …you have ever heard!..

Poggle (subtitled unintelligible clicking): …inside your head!

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I’d legit considered cutting all of Harrison Ford out of Return of the Jedi and ending the movie on his rescue

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Do you mean after Endor or just cutting out Endor?

Also, why you posting that here? We have a radical redux thread for that.

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Somehow make it clear that the Lars homestead is actually an acronym for the “Look At Rey Skywalker” homestead.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Better yet, have the Eopie fart when Kylo dies. It’s the only way to tie the saga together.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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Have Leia stay in space 'til Crait, then float down, enter the atmosphere as a meteor and striking one of the AT-M6s with meteoric force.

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In RotJ, have Luke mention he regrets selling his landspeeder since he did come back to Tatooine after all.

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Subtitles for a mute, invisible character that none of the other characters know is there. He introduces himself as such in the first scene of TPM, and dies of an invisible head explosion during the final scene of TROS, which is explained by a second character who comments on this and then explains how he was also there the whole time but didn’t choose to speak.

My stance on revising fan edits.

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Hal 9000 said:

Subtitles for a mute, invisible character that none of the other characters know is there. He introduces himself as such in the first scene of TPM, and dies of an invisible head explosion during the final scene of TROS, which is explained by a second character who comments on this and then explains how he was also there the whole time but didn’t choose to speak.

Qui-gon doesn’t need subtitles.

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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