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The Rise Of Skywalker — Official Review and Opinions Thread — Page 29

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I guess since I’m one of the few people on this website who doesn’t hate TROS, I should just shut up. But I recommend that a lot of the hardcore haters should try and watch it again. If you’ve already watched it twice or more, but still hate it, then I understand.

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I’ve lost count. With the current version of the film I can barely allow it into my headcanon. But with the fanedits that are being worked on, that could change.

Peace is a lie
There is only passion…

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StarkillerAG said:

I guess since I’m one of the few people on this website who doesn’t hate TROS, I should just shut up. But I recommend that a lot of the hardcore haters should try and watch it again. If you’ve already watched it twice or more, but still hate it, then I understand.

I saw it twice in theaters. The first time struck me as so bad it was good and as I kept thinking about it that night it became more and more hilarious. Literal side-shaking laughter for a good hour that night.

The second time really just cemented the impression from the first time except that it was less funny.

I was on record here in saying that I would have counted this movie as a win as long as we got an adventure with the entire crew for the first time, and the trailers were a cause for hope. There they all were in the Falcon, there they were in the desert, and for the record that’s the best part of the movie for me. On a surface level their banter is fun and it checks all the boxes for an adventure. The problem is that the entire exercise is tangential to the plot and, crucially, doesn’t move Finn, Poe, Chewie, or Threepio forward as characters. The main plot would have been entirely unaffected had Rey gone alone. So even the sure thing of the group adventure was ultimately a failure. Add to that Rey Palpatine, Sheev again, and the Dumb Sith Fleet and the movie becomes a complete waste of time.

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DrDre said:

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Nothing will ever be worse than AOTC.

TROS is worse for me. At least AOTC had some interesting concepts underneath the horrible execution. TROS for me is the answer to the question, what if Michael Bay made a Star Wars film? It’s a quest for the McGuffin, that leads to translating the McGuffin, that leads to another McGuffin, that leads to the big bad, whose only weakness is to cross the streams like in Ghostbusters (only this trick was actually properly set up in Ghostbusters). Who knew two lightsabers would be kryptonite to a Sith Lord? It would be one thing, if the McGuffin quest was actually good, but it’s all so terribly executed, and all those fake deaths? Ugh…

There really aren’t any interesting ideas in AOTC, so it doesn’t even have that going for it. Take off the nostalgia goggles and it’s straight trash.

There is nothing about TROS that is worse than that film.

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NeverarGreat said:

StarkillerAG said:

I guess since I’m one of the few people on this website who doesn’t hate TROS, I should just shut up. But I recommend that a lot of the hardcore haters should try and watch it again. If you’ve already watched it twice or more, but still hate it, then I understand.

I was on record here in saying that I would have counted this movie as a win as long as we got an adventure with the entire crew for the first time, and the trailers were a cause for hope. There they all were in the Falcon, there they were in the desert, and for the record that’s the best part of the movie for me. On a surface level their banter is fun and it checks all the boxes for an adventure. The problem is that the entire exercise is tangential to the plot and, crucially, doesn’t move Finn, Poe, Chewie, or Threepio forward as characters. The main plot would have been entirely unaffected had Rey gone alone. So even the sure thing of the group adventure was ultimately a failure. Add to that Rey Palpatine, Sheev again, and the Dumb Sith Fleet and the movie becomes a complete waste of time.

Yeah, the secondary characters being sidelined was one of the movie’s biggest flaws. But I don’t think it breaks the movie, we still get some nice moments with them even though they’re not very consequential.

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NFBisms said:

can’t break what’s broken to begin with xPPPP

I don’t think the movie was broken to begin with either, even though there are a lot of dumb plot points. But that’s just my opinion, and it seems to be one that very few people here have.

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DominicCobb said:

DrDre said:

DominicCobb said:

Nothing will ever be worse than AOTC.

TROS is worse for me. At least AOTC had some interesting concepts underneath the horrible execution. TROS for me is the answer to the question, what if Michael Bay made a Star Wars film? It’s a quest for the McGuffin, that leads to translating the McGuffin, that leads to another McGuffin, that leads to the big bad, whose only weakness is to cross the streams like in Ghostbusters (only this trick was actually properly set up in Ghostbusters). Who knew two lightsabers would be kryptonite to a Sith Lord? It would be one thing, if the McGuffin quest was actually good, but it’s all so terribly executed, and all those fake deaths? Ugh…

There really aren’t any interesting ideas in AOTC, so it doesn’t even have that going for it. Take off the nostalgia goggles and it’s straight trash.

There is nothing about TROS that is worse than that film.

I disagree. The love story is essentially Dr Zhivago in space poorly executed, and Dr Zhivago is a classic. Add to this the idea of a democratically elected leader instigating a conflict to weaken the opposition, and manipulate his supporters into giving him more power, and you have a recipe for a great film. So, the ideas and concepts are great. They are just mostly very poorly executed. I found this video by wisecrack very informative on this subject:

Attack of the Clones, why it failed?

https://youtu.be/WA073Ddnosw

So, no AOTC isn’t straight trash. It’s just the worst offender in a trilogy that has plenty of ambition and ideas, that don’t translate well to the screen. TROS on the other hand is a zombie of a movie, that is much worse than AOTC, because it has zero ideas or concepts other than to rehash what came before in a bigger, louder, and far less coherent manner. TFA was a competent hommage to ANH, but TROS is just parody. It takes Finn’s heartfelt scream, when he sees Rey being abducted, and turns it into his defining characteristic, to the point of exasperation. Lando is reduced to a dumb chuckle every time he appears on screen as if the creators are saying: Remember this guy? He’s awesome! Fleets are conjured out of thin air by both the good, and the bad guys. Remember how we were all introduced to Yoda as this little weird alien, who teaches us about the Force, and that size matters not, and we should not be fooled by appearance, all culminating in Yoda raising the X-wing from the water, while Yoda’s theme swelled up? Apparently it’s not Yoda’s theme, and all the story themes attached to it. It’s the raise the X-wing from the water theme. It’s all just so bad!

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DrDre you said yourself “So, the ideas and concepts are great. They are just mostly very poorly executed.”

Whether this is mostly trash or straight trash seems to be an exercise in semantics. Let’s just all call it a big pile of mostly trash.

heil Palpatine!

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It doesn’t really mean anything to anyone here because yeah, the movie is just not enjoyable to watch - but I at least respect AotC more than TROS. It’s fun and funny to call it straight garbage - I don’t really care - but George was trying to do something with it that is more admirable in concept than stroking nostalgia or cheap thrills. For as out of touch and misguided those prequels were - the cynical moneymaking aspect isn’t as pronounced, and the elements of it that are there was still encouraged with creativity.

Maybe my anti-establishment uncle just got to me early on, but AotC’s flavor of bad is preferable for being an earnestly missed shot - not a calculated attempt to please as many people as possible.

inb4 someone invalidates this opinion as nostalgia or irrelevant to how bad it is or whatever


TROS opinion: Joking about Sheev fucks aside, I did kind of like the implication that Palpatine was human and not just an evil warlock. Not like the film does anything about it, but I like the dark side as something rooted in our passion and humanity. Sure - Palps as corrupted by his own greed and ambition works fine for that, but it kind of helps his “Ultimate Sith” title if he was also guided by all the human sins, including possessive love or at the very least sexual vices. He can manipulate Anakin and Luke so effectively because he would have empathy for the same desires he might have had once.

I don’t think Rey should have been his granddaughter, but I really see no reason why they retroactively made Palps Jr. a clone. It turns an already stupid plot element even stupider.

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NFBisms said:

It doesn’t really mean anything to anyone here because yeah, the movie is just not enjoyable to watch - but I at least respect AotC more than TROS. It’s fun and funny to call it straight garbage - I don’t really care - but George was trying to do something with it that is more admirable in concept than stroking nostalgia or cheap thrills. For as out of touch and misguided those prequels were - the cynical moneymaking aspect isn’t as pronounced, and the elements of it that are there was still encouraged with creativity.

Maybe my anti-establishment uncle just got to me early on, but AotC’s flavor of bad is preferable for being an earnestly missed shot - not a calculated attempt to please as many people as possible.

inb4 someone invalidates this opinion as nostalgia or irrelevant to how bad it is or whatever

True. This whole trilogy has been an exercise in pointlessness, an attempt to get back all the money Disney lost from buying Lucasfilm. Now that Disney made their money back, it seems like they’re starting to hire more independent creatives who are making Star Wars out of pure passion for the franchise. And so far, it seems like it’s paying off.

Opinion: Joking about Sheev fucks aside, I did kind of like the implication that Palpatine was human and not just an evil warlock. Not like the film does anything about it, but I like the dark side as something rooted in our passion and humanity. Sure - Palps as corrupted by his own greed and ambition works fine for that, but it kind of helps his “Ultimate Sith” title if he was also guided by all the human sins, including possessive love or at the very least sexual vices. He can manipulate Anakin and Luke so effectively because of his empathy for the same desires he might have had once.

I don’t think Rey should have been his granddaughter, but I really see no reason why they retroactively made Palps Jr. a clone. It turns an already stupid plot element even stupider.

Also true. Palpatine’s son being a clone is one of the most unnecessary retcons in history. It was clearly done out of a misguided attempt to please the Twitter crowd, without actually understanding what they were complaining about.

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NFBisms said:

It doesn’t really mean anything to anyone here because yeah, the movie is just not enjoyable to watch - but I at least respect AotC more than TROS.

This is a good distinction to make, I appreciate the ambition and even the courage to test the untested, it really depends on how you measure success. From my point of view TROS never gets as boring as AotC but it also never gets as interesting.

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It also helps that there was at least a rough plan for the prequels, regardless of their eventual execution. Anakin’s fraught relationship with Obi-wan, the loss of his mother, the forbidden love…these storytelling decisions are in service to his character and in the hands of a better director they could have been realized brilliantly. On the other hand, the storytelling decisions of TROS act in opposition to Rey’s character and actively undermine it.

One caveat however - Anakin’s murder of the Tuskens does turn Anakin from sympathetically flawed to ‘bad apple’, but at least it’s not the cornerstone of the story like Rey Palpatine. That puts AOTC above TROS for me, if only slightly.

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NeverarGreat said:

It also helps that there was at least a rough plan for the prequels, regardless of their eventual execution. Anakin’s fraught relationship with Obi-wan, the loss of his mother, the forbidden love…these storytelling decisions are in service to his character and in the hands of a better director they could have been realized brilliantly. On the other hand, the storytelling decisions of TROS act in opposition to Rey’s character and actively undermine it.

That is true. Whether you like Anakin’s portrayal in the prequels or not, you can’t deny he had a consistent character arc across the trilogy. Rey, on the other hand, is basically a completely different character every movie. In TFA she’s a streetsmart scavenger with a heart of gold and a mysterious past, in TLJ she’s a clueless novice whose parents were random losers, and in TROS she’s a Sith princess who spends most of the movie staring introspectively into the middle distance. I really wish there was only one writer-director for this trilogy, because everyone’s character arcs would have been a lot better.

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It’s ok it’s just a movie. You have to stop this wallowing in despair now or forever will it dominate your destiny.

heil Palpatine!

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Peace is a lie there is only passion

Through passion we gain strength

Through strength we will fix this trilogy

Through fixing this trilogy our chains are broken

The fanedits shall free us.

Peace is a lie
There is only passion…

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krausfadr said:

It’s ok it’s just a movie. You have to stop this wallowing in despair now or forever will it dominate your destiny.

Consume you it will! As it did the people on Twitter and Reddit.

In all seriousness though, I agree. I’m not the biggest fan of the ST, but I’m not depressed and miserable about it like Neverar seems to be.

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idir_hh said:

Peace is a lie there is only passion

Through passion we gain strength

Through strength we will fix this trilogy

Through fixing this trilogy our chains are broken

The fanedits shall free us.

I guess I must be one of those weird Grey Jedi, cause I kind of agree with that too 😉

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Listen guys, I get it. The wound is still fresh. If I had to sit down and watch either AOTC or TROS, 9 times out of 10 I’d pick AOTC. But that doesn’t mean it’s the better movie, it just means it’s a movie I’ve enjoyed since childhood, and I’m more used to its inadequacies.

Truth be told I’m really tired of the “but at least the prequels ___.” For the most part it’s revisionism. The PT didn’t have any real plan, beyond the mere fact that we knew it would end with Anakin as Vader after taking a tumble in lava. George didn’t have the whole thing mapped out, hell he started shooting AOTC without a finished script and reshot half of it in post-production. On the other hand, there are certain brushstrokes for the ST that have obviously been there from the start as well (Rey takes on the mantle of restoring the order, Kylo Ren is redeemed). Regardless, what I’m sure we all can agree is the best trilogy didn’t have even an inkling of a plan at any point in time, so the approach isn’t inherently bad, regardless of execution.

I also think it’s really disingenuous to say that this trilogy is purely a cynical cash grab, just because it was produced by Disney. Clearly the people working on these movies love Star Wars. JJ and Rian are obviously big fans. Watch any BTS feature and you’ll see the entire cast and crew are completely hyped and thankful for the experience. Even Terrio, whose contributions I despise, is obviously coming from a place of being a massive fan - I just disagree with his perspective on the series in many ways (but then I did with Lucas as well).

“Well, at least AOTC wasn’t reactionary to fan complaints and didn’t resort to cheap fan service.” You sure about that? You don’t think Jar Jar’s reduced role was an accident? You don’t think AOTC feels like a complete 180 from TPM? Way less politics, way more action. Introducing an army of stormtroopers. Shoehorning in Boba Fett and his cool dad and giving him a backstory. Death Star easter egg. A huge fan service moment for Yoda. Doesn’t seem too far off.

And hey, I’m not saying AOTC had no interesting ideas. But if we’re comparing it to TROS, let’s be fair, no? We’re saying TROS had no interesting ideas? Come on. If anything, it had too many, which was part of the problem. But we’re ignoring execution of course, because AOTC fails there. Its romance, while potentially interesting on paper, is one of the least convincing and most cringeworthy relationships in cinema history. But at least it had an interesting love story? Well didn’t TROS as well?

Well alright, both films are a mess, but at least AOTC didn’t slaughter it’s main character. I mean sure, the execution was bad, but Anakin was always supposed to be an unlikeable creep, right? That was the goal? Never to make him a good person who becomes bad. He was supposed to be a piece of shit in AOTC, right? He was never supposed to be friends with Obi-wan, right? Killing innocent people is cool and hot actually, that’s why Padme married him.

Here’s where it lands for me.

They both:

  • Have poor pacing
  • Nonsensical plotting
  • Poor narrative construction
  • Do a disservice to their characters

But AOTC:

  • Looks like shit
  • Has awful dialogue
  • Rarely fun
  • Bad character dynamics
  • Love scenes that are impossible to watch
  • Terrible acting
  • Barely feels like a Star Wars movie at all

So it’s gonna be TROS for me, sorry.

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StarkillerAG said:

krausfadr said:

It’s ok it’s just a movie. You have to stop this wallowing in despair now or forever will it dominate your destiny.

Consume you it will! As it did the people on Twitter and Reddit.

In all seriousness though, I agree. I’m not the biggest fan of the ST, but I’m not depressed and miserable about it like Neverar seems to be.

Depressed and miserable implies investment. I’m invested in this community, which at the moment is talking about TROS so I feel obliged to contribute to the discussion both here and in the fanedit section. I’m invested in the ST as well, these characters and their stories. But for me this is the first Star Wars movie that I can definitively say isn’t part of my personal canon. I always thought such a concept was rather silly until this point, but now I get it. So I apologize if I come across as miserable or biting when talking about TROS, it’s just that I can’t pretend like there’s something secretly good or even interesting that this movie is trying to say. If you find something about it to enjoy I’m genuinely happy for you, but for me there’s just nothing there.

Oddly enough, I’m actually pretty pleased with one aspect of these events because it’s given me an excuse to set aside fanediting and return to writing in order to complete the saga to my satisfaction. The Shattered Sword is the longest complete story I’ve written in years (50 pages) and it’s really a blast. I’m having endless fun working on the final draft as well but that’s in the scriptwriting section of the forum, not the most trafficked area.

So, since I’ve nothing nice to say here I’ll endeavor to say nothing at all on the subject from now on, and just stick to mostly writing quietly in the corner.

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Just curious, when finished will you be releasing it in script format?
I read the first act and I enjoyed it very much, I’d rather read it in full when your completely done with it.

Peace is a lie
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StarkillerAG said:

I guess since I’m one of the few people on this website who doesn’t hate TROS, I should just shut up. But I recommend that a lot of the hardcore haters should try and watch it again. If you’ve already watched it twice or more, but still hate it, then I understand.

I loved TROS. It was a bizarre experience because I went in with scant expectations. I was happy to enjoy it simply for being Star Wars, but I certainly didn’t expect to feel how I felt.

I’ve said this here before (to uproarious chuckles I’m sure!) but this is/was the first SW film I’d genuinely enjoyed unreservedly since TESB. As the end credits rolled I was like “holy s**t - I really liked that!”. I went a couple more times expecting the spell to dissipate, but it didn’t.

I get why people hate it. As a piece of canon it’s absurd, and the lack of planning with the ST is painfully apparent. Plus it’s a rip-off of ROTJ, so of course most ROTJ fans are going to be rightly offended.

I don’t quite know why my canon-brain went this way, but I enjoyed TROS in complete isolation from post-TESB movies. It’s as if I’d been in exile since 1980, come back to civilisation, and watched TROS without having seen it’s post-1980 predecessors. The Emperor in TROS was, to me, the creepy dude with the monkey eyes in unaltered TESB. As an addendum to our ROTJ conversation a few days back, I have to say that TROS was the ‘Revenge Of the Jedi’ I was expecting/anticipating back in '83.

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NeverarGreat I know how you feel. I waited more than 25 years for my favorite book series, the Dark Tower, to become a film. And when it finally did it was a steaming pile of shit.

heil Palpatine!

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^It’s miserable when that happens. In the early days of the internet I was so hyped for the Hitchhiker’s Guide movie and when it arrived it was quite a disappointment. But at least with these adaptations you still have the original material, with Star Wars there really is no story other than what’s up there on the screen or earlier scripts.

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Just curious, when finished will you be releasing it in script format?
I read the first act and I enjoyed it very much, I’d rather read it in full when your completely done with it.

Glad you enjoyed what you read!

I’m thinking about the final draft being more of a novel format since there’s no chance of it ever seeing the screen. It will still move at a fast clip but will at least have all the dialogue and maybe some illustrations 😉 There are already so many big changes for this final draft that it will feel entirely different, but hopefully in a very good way.

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