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Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back — Page 10

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Lobot’s head thingy is actually a headphone AM/FM radio, and he’s listening to a constant stream of music.
Building upon Frink’s musical recall signal gag in ROTR, when Lando secretly summons him, the song should be a call to action. Just haven’t found a song for that yet.

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Where were you in '77?

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When Luke is in the cave on Dagobah, do cutaways to the idol temple from Raiders to make it appear he’s walking around in there. Maybe even use the music from Raiders?

Also, Vader’s mask explodes to reveal Jar Jar’s face.

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SilverWook said:

When Luke is in the cave on Dagobah, do cutaways to the idol temple from Raiders to make it appear he’s walking around in there. Maybe even use the music from Raiders?

Also, Vader’s mask explodes to reveal Jar Jar’s face.

If the cave is gonna be from Indy, I’d rather it be Beloch in the mask, with his insane laughter mixed into the soundtrack.

“Ow! It`s hot in here, the butter in my pocket is melting!”

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If you have Brian’s Song, there are some potentially useful lines for Lando.

From this exchange (found on IMDB, as I haven’t seen the movie for ages and can’t find the scene on YouTube):

Brian Piccolo: I said thank you.
Gale Sayers: I know.
Brian Piccolo: Well, usually when someone says thank you you’re supposed to say you’re welcome or How’s Your mother?
Gale Sayers: How’s your mother? ?
Brian Piccolo: She’s doin’ fine, thanks for asking.

You could pull the line, “How’s your mother?” when Han and the Gang arrive at Cloud City.

You could have Leia confess her love to Lando instead of Han, and Lando could respond, “I know.”

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Artoo annoys Luke on the way to Dagobah and later Bespin.
Artoo (Subtitled):Are we there yet?
Luke:No!

Repeat as needed. 😉

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Has anyone suggested changing Luke’s outfit in the final scene to a backless hospital gown?

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Inspired by this post by Xhonzi:

xhonzi said:

xhonzi said:

Last year for Christmas I gave my then 2.5 year old (now 3.5 year old) an AT-AT. Note the clever wrapping job above. (Don’t note the poor focus of the photo). Since then, he’s lovingly referred to it as his ‘robot puppy’ and he plays with it on a fairly regular basis. It was the one toy he took with him to our Thanksgiving party.

This weekend we watched Ady’s ESB Theatrical Reconstruction (which was awesome!) and I was really excited about him seeing his robot puppy larger than life on the big screen. When they finally appeared, the other kids got really excited for him and started yelling. At first he was silent as he watched it in awe… then he jumped up and down and cheered for the robot puppies… and then the rebels brought down the first one.

He burst into tears.

He was quite upset. A lot of things can make a 3.5 year old upset, so at first I wasn’t sure what had him twisted up. But through the sobs, he told us that he didn’t like them hurting the robot puppies and it made him sad. My oldest tried to explain to him that the robot puppies were the bad guys… but that didn’t help.

Not one bit.

It was kind of awesome.

Watched ESB:R with the fam this weekend. My now 8 year old was still really sad about the death of the Robot Puppies. For the remainder of the flick, he badmouthed Luke, called him a puppy killer, and otherwise cheered on his failures.

Great kid! Either I’m going to spank him or I’m beginning to like him!

Have the AT-AT’s called Robot Puppies. They growl and bark as they attack the rebels, and they Yipe! when brought down.

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SilverWook said:

Inspired by this post by Xhonzi:

xhonzi said:

xhonzi said:

Last year for Christmas I gave my then 2.5 year old (now 3.5 year old) an AT-AT. Note the clever wrapping job above. (Don’t note the poor focus of the photo). Since then, he’s lovingly referred to it as his ‘robot puppy’ and he plays with it on a fairly regular basis. It was the one toy he took with him to our Thanksgiving party.

This weekend we watched Ady’s ESB Theatrical Reconstruction (which was awesome!) and I was really excited about him seeing his robot puppy larger than life on the big screen. When they finally appeared, the other kids got really excited for him and started yelling. At first he was silent as he watched it in awe… then he jumped up and down and cheered for the robot puppies… and then the rebels brought down the first one.

He burst into tears.

He was quite upset. A lot of things can make a 3.5 year old upset, so at first I wasn’t sure what had him twisted up. But through the sobs, he told us that he didn’t like them hurting the robot puppies and it made him sad. My oldest tried to explain to him that the robot puppies were the bad guys… but that didn’t help.

Not one bit.

It was kind of awesome.

Watched ESB:R with the fam this weekend. My now 8 year old was still really sad about the death of the Robot Puppies. For the remainder of the flick, he badmouthed Luke, called him a puppy killer, and otherwise cheered on his failures.

Great kid! Either I’m going to spank him or I’m beginning to like him!

Have the AT-AT’s called Robot Puppies. They growl and bark as they attack the rebels, and they Yipe! when brought down.

I thought the point of these edits was comedy, not tragedy!

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)

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When the Falcon has jumped to hyperspace and Vader walks off in a huff we could hear the thoughts of the Imperial officer who looks back at him. He thinks Vader has a nice ass.

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SilverWook said:

Inspired by this post by Xhonzi:

xhonzi said:

xhonzi said:

Last year for Christmas I gave my then 2.5 year old (now 3.5 year old) an AT-AT. Note the clever wrapping job above. (Don’t note the poor focus of the photo). Since then, he’s lovingly referred to it as his ‘robot puppy’ and he plays with it on a fairly regular basis. It was the one toy he took with him to our Thanksgiving party.

This weekend we watched Ady’s ESB Theatrical Reconstruction (which was awesome!) and I was really excited about him seeing his robot puppy larger than life on the big screen. When they finally appeared, the other kids got really excited for him and started yelling. At first he was silent as he watched it in awe… then he jumped up and down and cheered for the robot puppies… and then the rebels brought down the first one.

He burst into tears.

He was quite upset. A lot of things can make a 3.5 year old upset, so at first I wasn’t sure what had him twisted up. But through the sobs, he told us that he didn’t like them hurting the robot puppies and it made him sad. My oldest tried to explain to him that the robot puppies were the bad guys… but that didn’t help.

Not one bit.

It was kind of awesome.

Watched ESB:R with the fam this weekend. My now 8 year old was still really sad about the death of the Robot Puppies. For the remainder of the flick, he badmouthed Luke, called him a puppy killer, and otherwise cheered on his failures.

Great kid! Either I’m going to spank him or I’m beginning to like him!

Have the AT-AT’s called Robot Puppies. They growl and bark as they attack the rebels, and they Yipe! when brought down.

Love it. Well, maybe not the name part, but the barking and growling and yipping part.

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SilverWook said:

something cooked up for Frink?

Haha I wish.

Although if 005 were doing his job, there’d be a lot more of those kinds of things on my desk by 10:00 AM tomorrow.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgUGViWp3tg

Show the scene from the Neverending Story when the Nothing destroys all of Fantasia except for a few asteroids. Just as the Millennium Falcon is entering the asteroid field, Atreyu points in excitement and calls out, “Falcor!”

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Maybe! I actually bought TNS recently so I could use Falcor for this guy: