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How do Porgs fly? The Force?
Wings?
The gravity must be a lot lower for those tiny wings to work.
He has a swim bladder.
How do Porgs fly? The Force?
Wings?
The gravity must be a lot lower for those tiny wings to work.
He has a swim bladder.
It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Watto you getting at here?
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Watto you getting at here?
Where were you in '77?
It has begun!
Stop staring into my soul!!!
Where were you in '77?
Sometimes that PORG, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y’know the thing about a PORG, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then… oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.
It has begun!
Stop staring into my soul!!!
Porgs can have my soul.
Sometimes that PORG, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y’know the thing about a PORG, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then… oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.
This is one of the areas where the PT messed up.
The other areas being everything else.
original trilogy fans like us.
keep cute things out of…
(sees the porgs cuddle with chewie)
nose bleed…die of cuteness
This is one of the areas where the PT messed up.
The other areas being everything else.
original trilogy fans like us.
keep cute things out of…
(sees the porgs cuddle with chewie)
nose bleed…die of cuteness
If I wrote a book about porgs, would I be a porgographer?
TAFKA TheBoost
Only if that book came with lots of pictures.
If I wrote a book about porgs, would I be a porgographer?
Porgologist?
Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:
Extremely gentle spoiler alert. I’d have posted this in the Ep VIII thread but I don’t go in there!
I have no doubt these toys will be this year’s Christmas Buzz Lightyears.
Where were you in '77?
Their speech reminds me of the Ewok human-roasting song.
“Stand back, my brethren. I will deal with this so-called Jedi.”
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Porgs sound even cuter than they look.
Two new vehicles were just revealed:
That dreadnought looks horrendous.
Two new vehicles were just revealed:
All of the above looks horrendous.
FTFY
Say what you will about the prequels, but at least they had better designs than this.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Two new vehicles were just revealed:
I don’t really see a problem with these. It’s not like the AT-AT made much sense to begin with. In a world with spaceships, why would you use what’s essentially a giant camel-robot. But, it looked cool and intimidating, and in a space opera that’s really all that matters. I think the “gorilla AT-AT” could work pretty well.
As for originality, why is no-one talking about that spider-walker that we saw about a month ago. That’s actually something new.
Star Wars is Surrealism, not Science Fiction (essay)
Original Trilogy Documentaries/Making-Ofs (YouTube, Vimeo, etc. finds)
Beyond the OT Documentaries/Making-Ofs (YouTube, Vimeo, etc. finds)
Amazon link to my novel; Dawn of the Karabu.
Looks like one BFG under the hull.
Where were you in '77?
The spider walkers make sense as an evolution of Imperial tech. But this dreadnought is really ugly. As people have said, it’s just like a giant slice of pizza with no vertical interest. For comparison, the Super Star Destroyer had a really sleek look.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Yeah but slices of pizza with vertical interest are never as tasty, no matter how they look.
I require my slices of Imperial oppression to be stacked high with tasty toppings.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Perhaps there are a dozen of them that dock together to form the Death Pizza?
Where were you in '77?