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yhwx said:

darth_ender said:

yhwx said:

OK, so why did you post this a couple of months ago?

TV’s Frink said:

He’s still active!

http://originaltrilogy.com/user/yhwx/id/26550

Come on son, post some. We miss you.

One of my favorite things about posting on this site is interacting with Frink. His humor is fun to bounce mine off of. But you can’t let your presence here be defined by him. He’s obviously teasing you, and you care too much about what he thinks. Just be you, man. You’ve got your own sense of humor and I enjoy it.

Look, man, I just want to be loved. It’s fine, though… totally fine. 😭

/s

Then you need a woman…someone who can cause your loins to burn.

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I apologize. This whole thing was 90% my fault.

I’m also not a big fan of group therapy/group pun sessions like this.

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NeverarGreat said:

I’m probably gonna catch flank for this, but cud we chuck these puns? Shank you.

Hot dog, you went whole-hog on that one.

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all this random discussion is really warming up my appetite for the grill-out i am going to tonight.

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It’s a pretty small town actually. I used to be on a basketball team with the owners son in gradeschool. I think it was son anyway but related somehow. It’s really strange coz our town is like nothing lol. And it’s not even really that big of a deal here even with us being so small and making country bobs you’d think we’d be milking that more.

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TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

I don’t know what everyone’s beef with yhwx is. You all need to be more tender.

I find him a bit too salty for my tastes.

Perhaps he just needs to learn to take your ribs.

Are you saying I should throw him a bone now and then?

I’m just saying you don’t have to take him to the butcher’s every time he did something goofy. Get up outta his grill , yo!

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I suppose I could try to do a better job of meating him in the middle.

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You guys can keep on with the puns. I’d rather not butcher this, so I calfstain.

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Hey we’re not going to burn you at the steak, might as well join in on a medium rare opportunity like this.

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You don’t want to burn this into the ground. The steaks are high. Well done ones are rare.

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I decided to read this spam, and i am glad i did:

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But what make my request different from others are some facts which I would like to tell you.
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I want to find my love, preferably a foreigner and want to invite him to my city to show him around and to have him acquainted with my parents and relatives.
So without wasting much of your precious time I would request you to take a chance with this site and give it a fair try. I am sure you will like it.

I hope you will find me there.

Isn’t that just great? i removed the link from the end, because i am selfish and don’t want any of you stealing Dinara away from me.

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Everyone worships Batman in the post-Frank Miller age, but I think almost every DC hero could beat him, but “muh prep time.”

Side note: someone stop me from continually using “muh”

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suspiciouscoffee said:

Everyone worships Batman in the post-Frank Miller age

Everyone?

I don’t even know what the post-Frank Miller age is, but I certainly don’t care either.

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TV’s Frink said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Everyone worships Batman in the post-Frank Miller age

Everyone?

I don’t even know what the post-Frank Miller age is, but I certainly don’t care either.

Don’t lie, I saw you visiting the First Millerian Church of Batman on Sunday.

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The fact that this is the first time I’ve noticed Octavia Spencer is in Spider-Man gives me an idea of how long it’s been since I last saw it.