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#251182
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Lucas on Colbert
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Yeah, but still. Lucas can't leave anything well enough alone. Even as a joke, he can't follow the rules and has to constently make "better" changes.
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#251181
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The Executor VHS Set
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Holy shit, that is awesome!!!

Dude, I had no idea that something this bitchin' existed! Now if only we could get something as cool on DVD....
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#251179
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Lucas on Colbert
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What disapointed me the most with the Lucas Green screen entry was the fact that they had to get Colbert to add extra lines and dialogue for the segment. That's not the point of the challenge!!

One guy was original and used a "Noooooo!" scream from Colbert from an earlier episode, but didn't request that he do a whole new set of lines like Lucas did.

Lucas, again, never fails to disapoint me. I'm glad he lost.

(the duel at the end was cute though).
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#250974
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Lucas on Colbert
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Did anyone get a chance to watch the Colbert Report last night? Lucas was on, and he even "submitted" an entry to the green screen challenge. I'm surprised that no one has posted on this yet... Hmm..

Anyway, I wasn't all that impressed with Lucas. At first it started to look cool, but then Jar Jar showed up. I thought that Colbert would cut him in half and have the audiance cheer, but he just kept on talking, and then Colbert started to mockingly talk like him...but it wasn't funny. Even something as simple as a green screen challenge, Lucas still manages to fuck it up. I'm glad the lost though. It would have sucked royally if Colbert actual made him the winner.

I did giggle at the end though when he and Colbert battled it out with lightsabers.
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#249639
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I've given this a lot of thought, and I've decided this makes no sense. (Qui-Gon and Anakin's ghosts.)
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This is my answer to that question.

All Jedi can turn into force ghosts. All of them.

However, your body only disapears if you are in a state of total peace/acceptance when you die.

Case in points:

Qui-Gon - Just stabbed in the chest, holding on for dear life telling obi-wan to train the kid. Body remains.

Obi-Wan - Takes a stance and lets the lightsaber hit him, killing him instantly. Body disapears.

Various Jedi in battles - They were either killed from behind, murdered, or killed in the arena. Not a lot of time for death preperations. Bodies remain.

Yoda - Died peacefully in his bed. He knew it was his time. He knew "night must fall." Body disapears.

Vader - We don't actually see him disapear, but we don't see him in the suit either. Take it as you will. He may not have been dead while in the hanger bay, but only lost consiousness. He could have disapeared peacefully in the shuttle leaving only his suit. Or not. Your choice.

Makes sense to me. Fuck you Lucas.
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#248541
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Happy Birthday Mark Hamill - September 25th
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Originally posted by: Darth_Evil
Mark Hamill was great in Star Wars, but did he do anything big after it? Anything noteworthy? I think not.



Have you met my friend - The Joker?

http://www.latourdesheros.com/Batman_TAS/Personnages/Joker/2carte.jpg
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#248540
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Does anyone here watch Family Guy? They do a ton of SW spoofs!
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Originally posted by: JennyS1138
I've gotten into that show over the past year and have caught up watching the DVD's. They've had some fabulous SW references including:

-Peter Griffin flashes back to the time he saved Luke Skywalker. They show Han Solo cut open his belly on Hoth. His guts come out and Peter says, "oh don't worry, it's only fat."



I have seen every family guy episode, but apparently I have missed that one! Holy cow!

Another great scene is from the episode where Peter publishes his Peterotica books, and a summons is brought to Mr. Puetershmidtt and he drops the lawyer in the the Rancor Pit. The lawyer excapes in the exact sam way that Luke does.
"Hmm...I didn't realize that Goldstein was a Jedi name."
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#245924
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You've Failed, Your Highness.
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I think that the original line was, "You failed, motherfucker." To which Luke jumps up and slices off the Emperor's head which lands on the ground before Luke does. But Lucas thought it would scare children.
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#243223
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Crazy Idea
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I'm getting my disks today, but I really need to send the 2004's back. Should I send it to the ranch or some place else? And also, what is the address for the Ranch? I mean, which department should it go to.
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#243000
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Steve Irwin DIED!!!!!!
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Yes. Yes it does.

At this moment, Steve Irwin is fighting a rabid, radioactive, mile high, crocodile in heaven.

Every morning, Steve Irwin would burst out of the anaconda that ate him the previous night, tie it in a knot, and kill every single stingray in a 500-foot radius.

Steve once made a croc's blood run so cold, it froze solid.

Steve Irwin defeated Chuck Norris. With is baby in his arms.

Steve Irwin did not use animal calls. Animals used Steve Irwin calls.

Steve Irwin could make crocodile skin boots out of Chihuahuas.

Steve Irwin once wrestled a dragon into submission. Both is arms were broken at the time.

The alternate ending to the movie "Anaconda" is Steve jumping in 4 minutes into the movie and knocking the snake out in 5 seconds.
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#242880
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The Star Wars Title Mash!
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I saw this on a James Bond recycle title:

"Never is Again Forever Never Enough Tomorrow Only... Twice"
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#242875
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Crazy Idea
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This is why we have to mail back those damned 2004 disks. They can't pawn them off on me. What was that address again to the ranch? Because that's where I'm sending mine.
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#242742
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Got mine!
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How's the audio for the disk? Any C-3PO explaining the tractor beam? Any "close the blast doors!" in there?
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#242542
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Audio anyone?
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Well, techinally these are being promoted as "theatrical versions." In the theater they did say "Close the blast doors!" but on the LD they forgot it. I'm hoping that the crew were able to squeeze that line in since it would make it more theatrically original.
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#242541
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My store just got the new DVDs
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My DVD's have already been shipped. I'm sure they'll be here on Tuesday.

Although I loved how cleaned up the 2004 movies looked I was disapointed at how blue everything was. I mean, the snow, the Falcon engines, everything. It didn't look so much "crisp" as it did "CGI."
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#242214
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Just saw TV ad for DVDs for the first time....
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Yeah, I saw the TV commercials. I thought they were cute. The little kids are saying "how much they want a pet wookie" and stuff like that. And the announcer guy was like "See Star Wars including it's original theatrical version!" with the scene with the REAL Anakin Skywalker standing next to Yoda and Kenobi. All I can say is, "yes."
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#241882
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Lowest Priced OOT DVD Search.
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Originally posted by: Darth Mallwalker
Where did you get the idea that each movie rebate must be done SEPARATELY ?


It says so right on the rebate form you have to print out. "Send a copy of the confermation e-mail AND the packing slip. Only one rebate per envelope."

So that means that if they only send me ONE packing slip that means that I get only ONE rebate. I doubt they will take a copy for my ESB and my ROTJ movies.
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#241881
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Steve Irwin DIED!!!!!!
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EVERYONE knew who the "Croc Hunter" was. He's been parodied so many times from SNL to South Park to Nickelodeon's Fairly Odd Parents.

They might not have known his name or just what the heck he was doing, but they knew who he was. And it's been 3 days now and it's still on the news and is still on the top search list at CNN.com.
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#241749
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Steve Irwin DIED!!!!!!
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Steve's death is an honerable one. His life's work was a noble cause and he went out like a hero (not like a punk, like choking on a ham bone or something).

And everyone is caught up in it because we actually give a rats ass about his life. Unlike some piss-ant movie star dieing of a cocaine overdose, or some blue blood royalty yuppie falling off his polo horse, or some lame singer drinking himself to death, or some fortune hieress killed in a car crash, or some worthless politician dieing of lung cancer. Who gives a fuck?

But Steve. Steve made you care about what he did. He was a bridge between our world and the animal kingdom. And even if we all thought he was nuts, we still loved him for it. And now he is gone, and the world is a little bit sadder.
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