DuracellEnergizer

^Just like clockwork ...

darth_ender said:

team_negative1 said:

There is already too much deleted and bonus footage already, maybe if it was placed in a better context and organized it would be worth it.

For now, the footage has been out for years, and nothing has really been done with it, except for 1 edit. We are only now just getting some cleaned versions of the clips.

Just enjoy what's out already, and forget about getting anymore. It's not likely to happen.

Team Negative1

 Always the optimist(s), eh?  Just like in the 4k thread, I see.  ;)

Well, you can't say he doesn't live up to his name. ;-)

IMO, any film an hour or less in length is a short film.

TV's Frink said:

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) B

lol wut? how can u rate gardens uv teh galaxe so low? gardens cant be anyting lowr than A+++++ tims infinete. itz the best move in teh univurs ever. itz god. no itz beter then god. lol ur tast sux XDXDXDXDXD

What can I say? I'm a lazy sumbitch.

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Hidden camera footage of Carrie Fisher changing in-and-out of her metal bikini during the filming of ROTJ.

 *knocks at door*

Excuse me sir, we need to take you downtown and ask you a few questions about some unsolved indecent exposure cases.

FTFY 

 I don't think that fix will hold up in court.

But outside of my imagination, I haven't killed anyone. 

 Yeah, that's what they all say.  I'm sure your neighbors describe you a nice, sweet, quiet guy who wouldn't hurt a fly.

HAW! HAW! Joke's on you! My neighbours never even see me; I only come out at night when everyone's asleep and vulnerable to abduction. 

The Illuminati works in mysterious ways.

^Shame to waste a beautiful actress by having her play some goofy CG alien.

FanFiltration said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I wouldn't mind seeing that, but I would prefer it in the context of Rebels, rather than as a live-action film.

 I tried, I truly tried to get into Rebels, but I just can't. I'm just not into animation. I had to turn it off on the second episode. It's all just much too childish, even for Star Wars.

I managed to watch the entire season. Quite honestly, I don't see what everyone else here seems to see in it; only the last few minutes of the season finale engaged me and made me hopeful for Season 2, and those hopes were smothered just as soon as I saw Season 2's trailer. 

^I knew he was supposed to be the same type of alien, but the same exact actor? That's cromulent beyond words.

JEDIT: Now I see why they kept him in shadow in SW; that makeup would have looked tremendously fake under direct lighting.

TheBoost said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Having just finished watching it, I'll say this much: Now I know who I'd want to see direct a Tales of the Jedi film adaptation.

JEDIT: Just learned Roger Christian was also the director of Battlefield Earth. Let my original comment be stricken from the record.

 Forced to faithfully adapt a terrible, terrible novel, with the executive producer also starring.... NO ONE could have done that well.

You're right on that account. Still, I looked up Christian's resume of movies; most of his films have mediocre-to-poor ratings, especially the ones he's made since Battlefield Earth. 

team_negative1 said:

Too bad the short film is so poorly done, if it was more interesting, it would have been worth noting. For now, it is just a footnote.

Team Negative1

Where's that picture I'm so fond of occasionally using? Just a minute ... almost got it ... Ah, here it is!

Lately, I've had a painful lump in my left earlobe. I get these quite often, it seems, and usually they disappear after a couple days. This one didn't go away, though, and instead sat there for about a week, becoming an uncomfortable annoyance. So last night I decided to try draining it.

Taking one of my mother's diabetes blood-tester needle dealies, I jabbed my earlobe multiple times, in front and in back. The pus didn't flow out, unfortunately, choosing to just sit in there. I managed to coax it all out after multiple squeezes, though.

Today my earlobe is flat but sore as hell.

Molly said:

I was very fortunate, I suppose, to have seen SotS as a kid in '87. :P

I managed to find a copy online to watch a couple months ago. The quality wasn't HD or anything, but it was serviceable. I honestly found it a beautiful movie; those who call it racist are either overtly-sensitive members of the PC police or haven't even seen the movie in the first place.

Two words: Dutch angles. =P

Neglify said:

Hey, how did you get onto the internet? You're trapped in the EPF!

Someone recited a passage from the Necronomicon, thus freeing him from his hellish extradimensional prison.

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Hidden camera footage of Carrie Fisher changing in-and-out of her metal bikini during the filming of ROTJ.

 *knocks at door*

Excuse me sir, we need to take you downtown and ask you a few questions about some unsolved indecent exposure cases.

FTFY 

 I don't think that fix will hold up in court.

But outside of my imagination, I haven't killed anyone. 

Having just finished watching it, I'll say this much: Now I know who I'd want to see direct a Tales of the Jedi film adaptation.

JEDIT: Just learned Roger Christian was also the director of Battlefield Earth. Let my original comment be stricken from the record.

I guess we all have to take the blessings we're given, even if they're mixed ones. ;-)

Pixar should just do some porn. That way no one will be happy.

ray_afraid said:

Any speculation on who got the lightsaber Luke lost at Cloud City and how they got it?

It got stuck in a filter. When the pool boy eventually came to clean it out, he found it lodged in there. 

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Hidden camera footage of Carrie Fisher changing in-and-out of her metal bikini during the filming of ROTJ.

 *knocks at door*

Excuse me sir, we need to take you downtown and ask you a few questions about some unsolved indecent exposure cases.

FTFY 

Leonardo said:

People being appalled at Spaced Ranger wanting to restore CGI melons...

I'm not appalled, just disappointed. 

Hidden camera footage of Carrie Fisher changing in-and-out of her metal bikini during the filming of ROTJ.

Possessed said:

For some reason that I suppose can only relate to black magic, TV's Frink has a different avatar when I check this forum on my phone than when I'm on a computer.  On my computer he is Ric with lasers behind him.  On my phone he's the soup nazi from Seinfeld.  I don't understand this sorcery, and I won't have it.  

All I can do is check posts on my phone anyway, it won't ever let me post.

Isn't it obvious? Your computer has the ability to log into a parallel universe where Frink never changed his avatar.