DuracellEnergizer

I dislike this guy's EU backstory so much, I'm adding it to my personal anti-canon.

You mean like this?

A theatical YouTube Poop wouldn't be all that bad, actually (provided it was done well, of course).

Frank your Majesty said:

The car will never catch on, horses are more than adequate for the masses.

And to think I could have learned to ride a horse had it not been for the automobile.

Goddamn modern progress ruins everything. 

This thread is ridiculous. You don't think with your eyes, open or closed.

Stinky-Dinkins said:

I ended up going with the slide whistle and I was raped 4 times. Fucking awesome show though.

Fucking awesome show because or in spite of the four forced anal penetrations? 

RicOlie_2 said:

Well, for starters, I'd like a million dollars. That's just for starters, though.

A million dollars?! That's basically chump change in this day in age! I'd go for no less than 50 million dollars*.

*Not true, actually. I'd take whatever I can get. 

THIS should be inducted for the title alone.

I always hate it when non-mammalian alien females are depicted having breasts. Physiological logistics aside, it just smacks of sexism/objectification to me.  

TV's Frink said:

His last name is Music.  He's not a composer or a musician.

He didn't have to be either. He was living music, a series of A-sharps and B-flats made flesh. 

Well, I know how this makes me feel ...

TV's Frink said:

I'm so confused right now...

I know what you mean. Fish with mammaries? How does that make any sense at all? 

Possessed said:

Stinky-Dinkins said:

I'm a full grown man btw.

Stinky-Dinkinssaid:

Neglifysaid:

What concert?

 Sheryl Crow.

Does not compute

It does if you go back in time to 1994. 

I'd like to help, but I'm not one to go to when it comes to weight, unfortunately. I, too, flirted with anorexia back in high school, though (Also bulimia to some extent, though I never was good at making myself throw up, so I never when far in that direction), so I know what a bitch that can be.

But George Burns' birthday was on January 20.

Due to my obsessive-compulsive need to keep revising my stories everytime something in them loses appeal to me, I decided to make yet another pendantic change to my screenplays.

I've come to believe that "Ben" works best as an alias that Obi-Wan adopts shortly before exiling himself to Tatooine, so I've dropped the idea of it being Obi-Wan's de facto nickname during this timeframe and altered my scripts to reflect that. "Ben" still appears occasionally as a pet name Siri uses for him when they're alone together, but everyone else now refers to him as "Obi-Wan" or just "Obi".

I apologize in advance if this ends up disrupting the reading experience.

Kltpzyxm.

timdiggerm said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Whatever happened to Left and Right Earth?

 Well, Left Earth, aka Valinor, was removed from the normal world when the world was made a sphere at the end of the Second Age. Right Earth is never really talked about.

Ask a silly question, get a serious answer. 

Whatever happened to Left and Right Earth?

Possessed said:

and fuck bones.

Did he give a dog a bone, though?

darth_ender said:

And I just went down to the courthouse and got my last name changed to Duluth.

Isn't Duluth the patron god of Alpha Centauri wine tasters? 

Because we can't have both, right?

darth_ender said:

TCW is an improvement to the PT aspect of the Star Wars universe, while Rebels is a childish step down from the OT.  Even though the shows are very much alike, in comparison to their related films, one series is superior, the other inferior.

Rebels doesn't really feel like it even takes place in the OT era. It feels more like the PT 2.0 era (for lack of a better descriptor).