Darth Id

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Post: #1082178
Topic: How Does Princess Leia Remember Her Mother in Return of the Jedi?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082178/action/topic#1082178
Time: 8-Jun-2017 1:43 PM

TV’s Frink said:

Lol at a supposed grown man saying things like “diff.”

Lulz @ some bitter, jealous dipshit who supposedly has a family he’s responsible for but instead obsessively trolls a chat bored devoted to '80s space-fantasy obscurantism not knowing the diff btwn “saying” and “typing” and then threadcrapping with a non-responsive, non sequitur ad hominem and then typing “lol”.

Plus, I never claimed to be a “grown man” (sexist much, btw—is that “girl talk” or something?).
I’m a meta-sentient incorporeal cyber-imp.

Post: #1082158
Topic: Doomsday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082158/action/topic#1082158
Time: 8-Jun-2017 12:16 PM

darth_ender said:

It’s true, no matter how insincere you think someone threatening suicide may be, you should never encourage it.

Generalfrievious, you really do need professional help. I’m not truly permitted to diagnose psychiatric conditions, and no one can truly accurately diagnose based on internet conversation, but I would bet money that if you were to see a psychiatrist, you would be diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. Your behaviors are classic. You can get help, and I hope you seek it, because you’ll never get the attention you truly desire by acting so melodramatic on the internet.

Dude, it’s a shtick, and you’re getting successfully trolled so hard right now.

Post: #1082157
Topic: How Does Princess Leia Remember Her Mother in Return of the Jedi?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082157/action/topic#1082157
Time: 8-Jun-2017 12:15 PM

dahmage said:

SilverWook said:

Sort of. A deleted AOTC scene featured looping holographic images on the walls.

thank god that was cut

Don’t really think it made a diff in the final equation…
But lol at Puddle’s Reno nightmare getup.

Post: #1082027
Topic: Doomsday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082027/action/topic#1082027
Time: 7-Jun-2017 7:11 PM

yhwx said:

generalfrevious said:

WHY IS NO ONE RESOPONDING. PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I WILL KILL MYSELF WE ARE IN THE WORST PERIOD IN EARTH HISTORY A SINGLE ORGANISM IS GOIBG TO DESTROY ALL LIFE THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE THE HOLOCAUST WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE HORRORS OF THE NEXT 75 YEARS OF CLIMATE CHANGE EVERYTHING IS A MAXIMUM DISASTER EVERY ASPECT WILL BE AFFECTED I DID NOT DESERVE THIS I DID NOT DESERVE THIS I AM IN UNBEARABLE AGONIZING PAIN WORSE THAN CANCER WHY ARE HUMANS SO DESTRUCTIVE WE HAVE DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN A GEOLOGICAL NANOSECOND THIS ISNT FAIR LISTEN TO ME FOR FICKS SAKE AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

It was kind of painful for me to read this post.

Finally you know how everyone else feels reading your posts.

Post: #1082023
Topic: Doomsday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082023/action/topic#1082023
Time: 7-Jun-2017 6:59 PM

yhwx said:

Ray, you took it too far.

You butt out, man!

(Wow, I really can’t type one sentence without the words “man” and “butt,” can I!
YYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
!!!)

Post: #1082022
Topic: Parroty Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082022/action/topic#1082022
Time: 7-Jun-2017 6:57 PM

Remembering the 40th Anniversary

Man them’s was good, good times.

Post: #1082015
Topic: Doomsday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082015/action/topic#1082015
Time: 7-Jun-2017 6:30 PM

ray_afraid said:

generalfrevious said:

PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I WILL KILL MYSELF

Go ahead. I dare you.

Check!

Now it truly gets interesting!

Post: #1082006
Topic: Doomsday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082006/action/topic#1082006
Time: 7-Jun-2017 6:03 PM

Ratio Tile said:

OP, I have no idea what you’re talking about; the world is going to end in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. Haven’t you seen Walking Dead?

Seriously, I’ll be sorely disappointed if I live my whole life without some kind of apocalyptic event happening. Zombies, widespread nuclear war, airborne Ebola, anything. Ideally when I’m about 35 years old. I’d like to survive the opening salvo but none of my family, friends or loved ones can so that during my adventures I have to make new acquaintances and can also have a chip on my shoulder and not talk much. Basically The Road Warrior.

I have a feeling I’m going to die disappointed.

Sorry to break it to you, but in the event that you survive to see a post-apocalyptic wasteland, you won’t be Mad Max. You’ll be Chained-Leashed Mute Blond Buttboy.

Post: #1082005
Topic: Lurkers Name suggestions (Come On Lurkers JOIN IN!)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082005/action/topic#1082005
Time: 7-Jun-2017 5:59 PM

FICKS SAKE AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Post: #1082001
Topic: Doomsday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1082001/action/topic#1082001
Time: 7-Jun-2017 5:50 PM

generalfrevious said:

WHY IS NO ONE RESOPONDING. PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I WILL KILL MYSELF WE ARE IN THE WORST PERIOD IN EARTH HISTORY A SINGLE ORGANISM IS GOIBG TO DESTROY ALL LIFE THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE THE HOLOCAUST WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE HORRORS OF THE NEXT 75 YEARS OF CLIMATE CHANGE EVERYTHING IS A MAXIMUM DISASTER EVERY ASPECT WILL BE AFFECTED I DID NOT DESERVE THIS I DID NOT DESERVE THIS I AM IN UNBEARABLE AGONIZING PAIN WORSE THAN CANCER WHY ARE HUMANS SO DESTRUCTIVE WE HAVE DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN A GEOLOGICAL NANOSECOND THIS ISNT FAIR LISTEN TO ME FOR FICKS SAKE AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

So you’re going for broke with the shtick and taking it to Terminal All-Caps Endgame, huh?

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Post: #1081801
Topic: What is the symbolic nature behind the Han Solo/Lando Calrissean "It's Not My Fault!" line?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081801/action/topic#1081801
Time: 6-Jun-2017 6:28 PM

kellyliston2017 said:

I know that’s a weird question but I am curious. Any opinions or thoughts?

Kidding aside, though:

Or is there some symbolic connection between Han and Lando that I missed?

You mean something about butt-patting right? Maybe pinching.
Something about men touching each other’s butts?
Cuz I think you might be onto something there.

Post: #1081799
Topic: Worst User Names
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081799/action/topic#1081799
Time: 6-Jun-2017 6:23 PM

yhwx said:

Death Id has a weird obsession with men touching each other on the butt.

i don’t see what’s so “weird” about it…

Post: #1081783
Topic: Worst User Names
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081783/action/topic#1081783
Time: 6-Jun-2017 5:45 PM

TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

i guess kylovaders 1 thru 122 were already taken

WYSHS

Value, added.
Great work team. High-fives-with-butt-pats-on-the-flipside all around!

[/totally not sarcasm]

Post: #1081780
Topic: The yhwx 5,000 Post Countdown Thread!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081780/action/topic#1081780
Time: 6-Jun-2017 5:39 PM

yhwx said:

I’m at 16 posts per day.

Frink is at 37 posts per day.

Both from last three days.

My god…It’s full of shitposts!..

Post: #1081520
Topic: Tuesday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081520/action/topic#1081520
Time: 5-Jun-2017 4:39 PM

TV’s Frink said:

…she can afford medical treatments and/or genetic therapy to extend her life for another 3000-4000 years.

Whoa. That’s several hundred eternities!

Post: #1081519
Topic: The Necropost Thread: yOU gUYs JuST couLDn'T lET iT rESt, COulD YOu? *SOB*
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081519/action/topic#1081519
Time: 5-Jun-2017 4:37 PM

Possessed said:

His dumb what?

Dahmage seems to have had his pre-cog skillz activated.

dahmage said:

that joke still did not land

Post: #1081510
Topic: How Does Princess Leia Remember Her Mother in Return of the Jedi?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081510/action/topic#1081510
Time: 5-Jun-2017 4:33 PM

yhwx said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

It’s a perfectly fine story until George went and screwed it up with the prequels.

yhwx said:

That whole scene in ROTJ is weird anyway…

I’m with mini-frink on this one. Sorry ur-frink.

I never said the story made no sense. The scene is written strangely though. Why does Luke have to be so dramatic about it?

Cuz it’s up to Hammill to carry the plot point, despite its manifest flaccidity.

Post: #1081463
Topic: How Does Princess Leia Remember Her Mother in Return of the Jedi?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081463/action/topic#1081463
Time: 5-Jun-2017 2:51 PM

TV’s Frink said:

It’s a perfectly fine story until George went and screwed it up with the prequels.

yhwx said:

That whole scene in ROTJ is weird anyway…

I’m with mini-frink on this one. Sorry ur-frink.

Post: #1081462
Topic: Doomsday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081462/action/topic#1081462
Time: 5-Jun-2017 2:47 PM

generalfrevious said:

yhwx said:

Even if Trump does abolish the Constitution, he’d die pretty soon anyway. He’s 70, doesn’t believe in exercise, eats McDonalds every night for dinner, and is slightly overweight.

He can afford medical treatments and/or genetic therapy to extend his life for another 30-40 years.

I’m bad at conversions. How many eternities are in 3 to 4 decades?

Post: #1081426
Topic: The Necropost Thread: yOU gUYs JuST couLDn'T lET iT rESt, COulD YOu? *SOB*
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1081426/action/topic#1081426
Time: 5-Jun-2017 1:44 PM

Haha your dumb

Post: #1080868
Topic: The Index Thread for Franchises, General Human Endeavors, and Other Discussion Threads
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1080868/action/topic#1080868
Time: 2-Jun-2017 5:53 PM

Needs an entire section for threads about me.

On a related note, the forum needs a lot more threads about me.

Post: #1080867
Topic: Random Thoughts
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1080867/action/topic#1080867
Time: 2-Jun-2017 5:50 PM

Tenacious D has quite a few good bits.
A buddy of mine can play “Fuck You Gently” and it never fails to put me in hysterics.

Post: #1080866
Topic: Our open letter to Disney and Lucasfilm
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1080866/action/topic#1080866
Time: 2-Jun-2017 5:44 PM — Edited 2-Jun-2017 5:46 PM

digitalfreaknyc said:

Possessed said:

I wish I could talk to the admin at my work that way.

If anyone at my workplace called me a “dick” they would be fired and I’d own the company.

Your workplace has strange bylaws indeed…
You must sit around all day baiting people into calling you a dick, trying to trigger that “springing transfer of ownership” clause.
Guess that shows why you’re so seasoned at the enterprise…

Edit: oops didn’t realize I was so behind on this thread. Guess this was taken care of already last week…

Post: #1080602
Topic: Doomsday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1080602/action/topic#1080602
Time: 1-Jun-2017 7:25 PM

TV’s Frink said:

Don’t forget the part where you decided to mutilate your face. I can’t even begin to image the bad things that must have happened to you that led you up to that moment.

Well that was all cuzza climate change.

Post: #1080586
Topic: Doomsday Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1080586/action/topic#1080586
Time: 1-Jun-2017 6:47 PM — Edited 1-Jun-2017 6:47 PM

generalfrevious said:

Darth Id said:

yhwx said:

Maybe frevious is actually amazingly brilliant and this is all an act.

Nah.

Definitely not.
Although it is clearly all an act.

Climate change is the worst thing we have ever faced ever. I wish I didn’t have to watch the suffering like this. I don’t deserve this.

Wow you’ve had an easy life then, buddy.
I’ve come across two rattlesnakes in my hiking path in my life. Had to scramble up and down a steep chaparral slope to give them wide berth each time.
Both episodes were far worse than the gorgeous cool sunny spring day going on outside.