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here’s my system

  1. if it was made in the last ten years, it probably sucks.

  2. if it’s getting rave reviews and I’m seeing posters at walmart, it probably sucks.

  3. if it was directed by jj abrams, I KNOW IT SUCKS.

  4. if its a remake of something good, see number 3.

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timemeddler said:

  1. if its a remake of something good, see number 3.

Whoa, are you saying the Ghostbusters remake is bad?! What are you some kind of sexist pig?!

I’M TRIGGERED!

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Oh your the guy who loved the Batman serials more than any other Batman thing. I’m out.

Not enough people read the EU.

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You are making Wario64/HansiG threads look good.

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timemeddler said:

here’s my system

  1. if it was made in the last ten years, it probably sucks.

  2. if it’s getting rave reviews and I’m seeing posters at walmart, it probably sucks.

  3. if it was directed by jj abrams, I KNOW IT SUCKS.

  4. if its a remake of something good, see number 3.

Thank you for your opinion, I’ll be sure to remember it when I’m trying to recall the reasons I hate most of the internet now.

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timemeddler said:

here’s my system

  1. if it was made in the last ten years, it probably sucks.

  2. if it’s getting rave reviews and I’m seeing posters at walmart, it probably sucks.

  3. if it was directed by jj abrams, I KNOW IT SUCKS.

  4. if its a remake of something good, see number 3.

I thought that JJ Abrams did a pretty good job with TFA and the first Star Trek.

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ferris209 said:

I thought that JJ Abrams did a pretty good job with TFA and the first Star Trek.

Don’t try to reason with him, he’s WAY too cool for us, he only likes old movies you’ve never heard of.

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ONCE I AM ELECTED THIS THREAD WILL BE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE FRONT PAGE

IT WILL BE A SHINING EXAMPLE OF HOW TO GET BANNED

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doubleofive said:

timemeddler said:

here’s my system

  1. if it was made in the last ten years, it probably sucks.

  2. if it’s getting rave reviews and I’m seeing posters at walmart, it probably sucks.

  3. if it was directed by jj abrams, I KNOW IT SUCKS.

  4. if its a remake of something good, see number 3.

Thank you for your opinion, I’ll be sure to remember it when I’m trying to recall the reasons I hate most of the internet now.

^

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If there are posters for a movie, it sucks? God forbid someone advertise a product.

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Jeebus said:

If there are posters for a movie, it sucks? God forbid someone advertise a product.

I saw a poster for a Blade Runner screening the other day. And to think I used to like that movie.

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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So…basically the OP “ranks” on a binary scale of: “SUCKS” or _________.

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Darth Id said:

So…basically the OP “ranks” on a binary scale of: “SUCKS” or _________.

Alternately “ID” or “doesn’t suck.”

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I thought this was going to be a legitimate thread for figuring out the best way to evaluate movies.

Thanks for nothing.

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ferris209 said:

timemeddler said:

here’s my system

  1. if it was made in the last ten years, it probably sucks.

  2. if it’s getting rave reviews and I’m seeing posters at walmart, it probably sucks.

  3. if it was directed by jj abrams, I KNOW IT SUCKS.

  4. if its a remake of something good, see number 3.

I thought that JJ Abrams did a pretty good job with TFA and the first Star Trek.

Star Trek 09 sucked, but not because of JJ. If the movie had a decent script it could be tolerable.
The Force Awakens is good, mainly because the story is a carbon copy of Star Wars.

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Tyrphanax said:

timemeddler said:

  1. if its a remake of something good, see number 3.

Whoa, are you saying the Ghostbusters remake is bad?! What are you some kind of sexist pig?!

I’M TRIGGERED!

Please tell me it’s a joke and you’re not one of the femi-nazis attacking random people who say the trailer is shit and they don’t want to watch it.