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TV's Frink's List of Bannable Offenses — Page 10

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cough cough

If you ignored him, it wouldn’t be happening and he’d eventually quit…

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TV’s Frink said:

  1. Not using punctuation
  2. Not capitalizing the first word in your sentence.

These are all stylistic choices. The point of language isn’t to be strictly held to the rules, it is to get a point across. Concerning yourself with the rules only burdens yourself. It is better to communicate something in a successful way than to nitpick other people’s grammatical choices. If I get what a person is trying to say, that’s all that matters.

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yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

  1. Not using punctuation
  2. Not capitalizing the first word in your sentence.

These are all stylistic choices. The point of language isn’t to be strictly held to the rules, it is to get a point across. Concerning yourself with the rules only burdens yourself. It is better to communicate something in a successful way than to nitpick other people’s grammatical choices. If I get what a person is trying to say, that’s all that matters.

1: Your English teacher would strongly disagree.

2: This thread is not to be taken seriously.

Prequel Fan-Edit thread: http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/Yet-another-series-of-prequel-edits/id/17329

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yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

  1. Not using punctuation
  2. Not capitalizing the first word in your sentence.

These are all stylistic choices. The point of language isn’t to be strictly held to the rules, it is to get a point across. Concerning yourself with the rules only burdens yourself. It is better to communicate something in a successful way than to nitpick other people’s grammatical choices. If I get what a person is trying to say, that’s all that matters.

u wrong bro

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Smithers said:

yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

  1. Not using punctuation
  2. Not capitalizing the first word in your sentence.

These are all stylistic choices. The point of language isn’t to be strictly held to the rules, it is to get a point across. Concerning yourself with the rules only burdens yourself. It is better to communicate something in a successful way than to nitpick other people’s grammatical choices. If I get what a person is trying to say, that’s all that matters.

1: Your English teacher would strongly disagree.

Why?

2: This thread is not to be taken seriously.

I know.

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Added:

  1. Changing DuracellEnergizer’s name to Durasmell
  2. #BeingHansi
  3. Using hashtags
  4. Purposefully spamming threads with the Markdown Syntax message

I left off the 9/11 joke one because there might be a way to do it without being an offensive dirtbag…although it seems unlikely.

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TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

  1. Not using punctuation
  2. Not capitalizing the first word in your sentence.

These are all stylistic choices. The point of language isn’t to be strictly held to the rules, it is to get a point across. Concerning yourself with the rules only burdens yourself. It is better to communicate something in a successful way than to nitpick other people’s grammatical choices. If I get what a person is trying to say, that’s all that matters.

u wrong bro

See, this is a perfect example. Even though you used improper grammar, I still am getting the message that this is a joke, or perhaps secondarily, you disagree.

#MissedTheJoke (a bannable offense, I know.)

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What about letting catshit taint your opinion of Toy Story 2?

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  1. Calling the Toy Story Sequels soulless cash grabs
  2. Living with cat shit
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yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

  1. Not using punctuation
  2. Not capitalizing the first word in your sentence.

These are all stylistic choices. The point of language isn’t to be strictly held to the rules, it is to get a point across. Concerning yourself with the rules only burdens yourself. It is better to communicate something in a successful way than to nitpick other people’s grammatical choices. If I get what a person is trying to say, that’s all that matters.

u wrong bro

See, this is a perfect example. Even though you used improper grammar, I still am getting the message that this is a joke, or perhaps secondarily, you disagree.

#MissedTheJoke (a bannable offense, I know.)

If we continue this slide into terrible grammar, then the terrorists win.

Every time my parents (in their upper 60’s) text me something like “u want to get together” I die a little inside.

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My dad has the absolute worst texting grammar. It’s like texting a fourteen year old girl.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Can we add killing someone with a machine gun to the list? We don’t want their kind in here.

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I feel like murder goes without saying.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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  1. Averaging anywhere near 40 posts a day over a period longer than one month
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Sheeeeeeit, better band yourself then. You’ve made 35 posts already today (well, by the site’s clock). If today is an average Frink day, you need to GTFO, by your own rules.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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TV’s Frink said:

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  1. Averaging anywhere near 40 posts a day over a period longer than one month

Possible addition: while being oblivious to how annoying it is, and not understanding the problem even though it’s explained to you upwards of 5 times a day by various members.

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Possessed said:

TV’s Frink said:

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  1. Averaging anywhere near 40 posts a day over a period longer than one month

Possible addition: while being oblivious to how annoying it is, and not understanding the problem even though it’s explained to you upwards of 5 times a day by various members.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I have not found any convincing arguments for yours and many others’ opinion. If I did, then I would be on your side, but that has not happened, so I am not.