TV's Frink's List of Bannable Offenses — Page 11

TV’s Frink said:

I don’t want this list to be too restrictive.

In other words, you know you’d be the bannable one if Pissed’s rule were enacted.

yhwx said:

Possessed said:

TV’s Frink said:

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50. Averaging anywhere near 40 posts a day over a period longer than one month

Possible addition: while being oblivious to how annoying it is, and not understanding the problem even though it’s explained to you upwards of 5 times a day by various members.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I have not found any convincing arguments for yours and many others’ opinion. If I did, then I would be on your side, but that has not happened, so I have not.

This is exactly the kind of thing you should listen to other people’s opinions on.

Neglify said:

TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink said:

over a period longer than one month

Look, I’m not about to go count your daily posts, but going off my test sample and memory of how (over-)active you are on this board, yeah you most likely fit the bill.

No one wants to hear about your test sample.

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

I don’t want this list to be too restrictive.

In other words, you know you’d be the bannable one if Pissed’s rule were enacted.

This thread is not about me. There’s plenty of other threads for that.

Added 51.

52 is already covered by 24.

TV’s Frink said:

52 is already covered by 35.

Woulda been funnier, Frinkydink.
Don’t worry, lil’ Sis. The Big Bad Id’ll teach you to snark eventually.

Eh.

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52. Threatening another member with a tennis ball

TV’s Frink said:

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52. Threatening another member with a tennis ball

Good rule. We wouldn’t want people becoming smarter than you after finding out it could be made in to an improvised and unassuming weapon now would we?

Jetrell Fo said:

TV’s Frink said:

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52. Threatening another member with a tennis ball

Good rule. We wouldn’t want people becoming smarter than you after finding out it could be made in to an improvised and unassuming weapon now would we?

If I have to include everything that could be made into a improvised unassuming weapon, the list wouldn’t fit in the forum.

Never know until you try.

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53. Using “ur” instead of “your” or “you’re” or “you are.” Using “Ur” to refer to the Sumerian city is acceptable.

Can I stammer with “ur”?

Ex.: I…um…ur…I like your…toenails.

Only if in combination with “um.” I will update the OP.

I’m disappointed by that ruling. The correct spelling of a stammer is “er”. Reported.

I would argue that it depends on the pronunciation of your er/ur. Are you opening the back of your throat when you pronounce it? More of a dumb “ur”. If your tongue is higher and you have a narrower airway, that’s more of a nervous “er”. These are important details, you ignoramus! Reported!

Up ur.

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53. Using “ur” instead of “your” or “you’re” or “you are.” Using “Ur” to refer to the Sumerian city is acceptable. Stammuring “ur” in combination with “um” is also acceptable.

What about using “ur” in this fashion?

ur-, (sometimes cap.)
a combining form meaning "earliest, original,’’ used in words denoting the primal stage of a historical or cultural entity or phenomenon:
ur-civilization; urtext.

I’m not making a ruling because I’m sick of updating the OP.

Lazy Frink, was Lazy.