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Hansi Cancer — Page 3

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Frank your Majesty said:

Don’t be so harsh on Hansi. You know, love the person telling 9/11 jokes, hate the 9/11 jokes, am I right?

Hah!

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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You are probably using the wrong font.
Try the one without the biohazard sign… or maybe Helvetica (just never Comic sans).

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I am turning this thread into a petition to ban HansiG.

I’m signing.

Not enough people read the EU.

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We should ask Jay to put the petition on the front page, then ask pat man to start a thread to keep track of petition signatures.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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I’m not trying to defend Hansi, but to be honest, the joke was harmless. The attack was horrible, but the joke was just disappointing. We are bashing him as if he actually contributed to the attack. I think we should just drop it, “This little one’s not worth the effort.”

STILL, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I AM NOT DEFENDING HIM IN ANYWAY AT ALL!

“Someone crack open a blast door!”

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I also see the other repeated joke as yet another running gag like WRONG PHOTO!! So it doesn’t annoy me at all. You should do something similar in response to his comments and maybe you won’t get so annoyed if you both pull each other’s hair. I think he fancies you.

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Your Latest HansiG Update

I think this is my absolute favorite so far:

HansiG said:

Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses), heading out to work, working for like 6 hours and then waking up and realizing it was all a dream. But you’re tired anyway as if you actually worked for 6 hours and you have got the entire 8 hour long shift ahead of you.

FFS I hate my brain.

(emphasis added)

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It actually makes me kind of sad. The first joke he posted here was funny… now look at what he has become.

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SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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Dek Rollins said:

It actually makes me kind of sad. The first joke he posted here was funny… now look at what he has become.