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Ya, eight years ago he watched an Angelina Jolie movie for the plot.

dahmage said:

TV’s Frink said:

NeverarGreat said:

This is the quality content that I live for.

It’s a lot more entertaining than what I thought of The Square, that’s for sure.

What did you just say about me?

you’re hip

He read too many facebook posts that said things like
*notices your bulge* OwO what’s this?

Someone must. If not me, who will?

If I remember correctly, no one in my presentation group even mentioned either Clinton.

we live in a society

Because I’m a dumb lib’ral I guess so I have to be epically owned by being informed by Rational Free-Thinker Conservatives like himself that actually the Clintons are evil. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I had to do a presentation in Gov class on some presidents and I made fun of Reagan and Iran-Contra and in the weeks following I have heard the same kid tell me “BUT BILL CLINTON DID IRAN-CONTRA TOO!” or something and it’s tiresome.

Isn’t the Beast just emperor Nero?

When I was little my dad told me hell switched between being fire and ice so you never got used to the extreme heat or cold.

I cut myself frequently in middle school.

Technically, God isn’t torturing people in hell even if it is fire ans brimstone. In fact, the Bible’s not really clear on who created hell, but that opens up a whole other can of theological worms.

It reminds him of a Pinto

ALLOL

Based on my reading, most (near) death experiences are positive, dare I say heavenly. Of the few that are negative or “hellish,” some of those even describe being pulled from “hell” and brought into “heaven” after death, implying post-death repentance is possible. I don’t know if any of those are true, as I’ve not experienced them, but they’re nice additions to the buffet of food for thought.

The joke is that it’s a lyric from “Bohemian Rhapsody,” which is Queen, not Pink Floyd.

https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1204954

I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.

*guitar riff*

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

I find the nude

I love the TV censor of The Room.

I was suddenly reminded of that stupid character in Dark Knight Returns with swastikas painted over her nipples. I never wanted to think about that again.

I hear the cheeseburgers are good tho

TV’s Frink said:

THIS THIS THIS

*to the tune of “Neat Neat Neat” by The Damned*