snooker

I get that those are kids books, but still.

Yeah, but that’s not much better.

“What am I gonna name my bad guy? Well, he’s a tyrant, so…”

I know that Vader’s name is also just changing a real word around, but it also sounds awesome. Not Tryanous.

Does anybody have any better names for Christopher Lee’s character than Dooku? Something that doesn’t make me giggle like a schoolboy?

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)

This movie made me cry like a little baby. It’s beautiful.

10/10

If you haven’t seen it, it’s on Netflix.

This guy?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Robert_Clarke

Drew this to test a drawing tablet.

Drew this to test a drawing tablet.

suspiciouscoffee said:

Don’t some Tarantino movies have several mentions of the word? And he’s still a Film Bro Favorite, so I doubt it.

I can’t think of a movie of his without the word! Django Unchained uses it 110 times! It’s just most of his movies take place in olden times or in a dirty crime world, so it’s not unexpected for the word to be used. I have seen people accuse Tarantino of being racist though.

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

I was on the edge of my seat from the beginning to the end. Going in I was expecting Hannibal to be the main antagonist but I was pleasantly surprised. Bill was pretty disturbing.

9/10

Welcome, John!

I looked on the RMTheLastJedi Twitter account and one of their earlier posts says “You DO NOT have to put any financial or personal information in at this time, just an email address and a pledge”

These clowns have no money and are transparent about it.

I can’t wait to see a Star Wars movie written by fan committee.

Ugh.

He says it belongs to him because he’s a Vader fanboy and believes that his grandfather’s blade is his birthright.

I was fully expecting that to be loss.

That looks amazing! Thank you!

This belongs in the script writing and rewriting section of the site, not this one.

The Godfather (1972)

It was pretty good, even though I think Michael’s turn was a little sudden.

8/10

Back to the Future (1985)

The only real negative I can think of is some of the on the nose jokes. Other than that it’s a blast!

9/10

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

I really loved it. I loved how it was shot, and I loved how it didn’t spell things out for you.

9/10

I think Ady’s keeping em to line up with Rogue One. Not sure, though.

If you had a spleen account you could find their edits, I don’t know if they hosted them anywhere else.

Has anybody ever made a movie that intentionally links up perfectly with Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon?

If I ever made a movie, I would do that. I’d edit it to an Edgar Wright/Baby Driver level where every beat matched up with something. The catch would be that I would never tell anybody, I’d leave it a secret. Maybe put a DSotM poster in the background somewhere. Some stoner would freak the fuck out years after the movie’s been made. That’s when I’ll know I’ve made it.

A big problem with Episode I is how its plot feels inconsequential to the overall trilogy, and the setup is very boring.

The Trade Federation has slowly been taking control of the frontier worlds on the edge of the Galaxy. These worlds are too small and out of the way for the Republic Senate to care.

When the Trade Federation attacks Naboo, a big player in the Senate, this is seen as a declaration of war with the peaceful Republic.

In the ten years between films, multiple clone wars have been fought against the Trade Federation, who have now become the Separatist Alliance.

Episode II’s opening bombing could be recontextualized to be the Separatists’ first attack on the capital, showing that they are becoming a much larger threat. Padme was specifically attacked because she was the ruler of Naboo during the first film.

This would also add a motif to the trilogy of revenge.

What a pisser.

JEDIT: “THESE PEOPLE THINK I’M BEING SHADY AND UNPROFESSIONAL, IT’S BEST THAT I CALL THEM THE DEVIL SO NOBODY LISTENS TO THEM”

Really helps his case, I think.

I can’t wait to see this guy try to charge for the final edit.

I think my only real complaint would be the soundtrack not really ‘fitting’ a lot of the scenes. Cliff Martinez would have done great here.

Nightcrawler (2014)

It was great! There were a few genuinely shocking moments.

9/10