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#254704
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Comics Fans
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In Civil War: Frontline #7, where he makes a deal with a shadowy figure from the pro-registration side who gives him a serum to override the control nanomachines implanted by SHIELD. The figure is indicated to be highly trusted by the superhero community, though whether he is himself a superhero is unspecified.

Who do you think this is?
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#254595
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Here are 28 ways to impress your special girl...

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. Or, if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she says yes, say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her t! hat it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement. And every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things...they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. If youre talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "F*ck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames .

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket, cause then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

3. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love guys that speak for them.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts..and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what i'm talking about.

21. When it's raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say no its just the rain. Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop cr ying you f*cking baby! Girls like a tough man as I've already stated.

22. tWO WORDS: Titty twisters. and plenty of them.

23. If youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. THis will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. But don't call.

27. Go over to her house and when shes not around take a dump on her floor. Women love a mystery & she wont know who did it.

28. When you meet her parents threaten them with a knife. Tell them that youll cut 'em good. This is because no women can resist a man that can out-argue her parents. If the threat doesnt work, cut their daughter.
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#252397
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Whoes The Better Director Romero Or Lucas?
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Originally posted by: eros
Originally posted by: Lord_Of_The_Sith
Diary of the Dead sounds pretty cool ill have to check it out when you get it completed. Everyone has there own opinoins and i saw Land Of The Dead at the theaters and i thought it was the best out of them all. I cant wait until the Night Of The Living Dead 3D movie comes out November 10th! There also remaking Day Of The Dead and its suppost to be coming out some time in 2007. The remakes of Romeros films seem to be better than the original just take a look at the Night Of The Living Dead 1990 Remake it was in color and it was so much better than the original.


another idiot trying to bait people with stupid fucking statements, PISS OFF!


It's amazing what kind of shit the OT has degenerated to where you can't even have your own opinions.
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#249002
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MOVED THREAD
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My belief is you can't change their opinions why try? But you can teach them that discrimination against Homosexuals is wrong. I remember a commercial a few years ago say how gay people having kids was wrong, now that I think about it now I find it very biggotted and hurtfull. I wish I could save people from this hatred.