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#267952
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The Go-Mer-Tonic™ Thread - Today's Topic: Whose your favorite author and why?
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Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
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#267920
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Which one of there are you?
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Originally posted by: C3PX
Whoa, I feel sorry for the turtle. He is the only respectable one of the bunch. If I were him I would be afraid I would get eaten by one of those preditoral animals. High school kids don't really look like that these days do they? What a bunch of freaks. Poor confused saps. Makes me wonder how world will look in 20 years when these guys will be selling insurance and controlling the business world. I am going to make damn sure all my kids are geeks.


They in fact do look like that. But a lot of people hate to labeled as emo or goth.