sean wookie

Originally posted by: ricarleite


Why would you be cremated AND buried? If you're wanna be buried so that the relatives can visit you and the goths can drink beer and dance to german indie rock over your grave, why not go as a whole body? Why burn it? I wanna be cremated because I want my ashes to be spilled over strategic places. Also, I want my whole family paranoid of if my mother has put a bit of my ashes over the food out of insanity for losing her son.

Of course, my real desire would be to be stuffed and mounted at the living room at a spinning pedestal that always face the place I've died, with a horror look in my face and a banana in each of my hands. But I'm afraid that would be too expensive, and a bit too scary to the children who break into my house at the night out of curiosity about the myth of the stuffed spining corpse at the neighborhood.

Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
"since it follows the train of thought to a natural conclusion."


I'd certainly follow the caboose of her train. Very natural, indeed!

For those of you interested in what the dress looked like all around....