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greenpenguino

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Post
#498709
Topic
Star Tours
Time

xhonzi said:

David Prowse said:

OO-AAR! 'Ello Princess! Don't talk bollocks! You weren't on any mercy mission, Oo-ar oo-ar!

 

Henry Higgins said:

David, you are to stay here for the next six months learning to speak beautifully, like a lady in a florist's shop. If you work hard and do as you're told, you shall sleep in a proper bedroom, have lots to eat, and money to buy chocolates and go for rides in taxis. But if you are naughty and idle, you shall sleep in the back kitchen amongst the black beetles, and be wolloped by Mrs. Pearce with a broomstick. At the end of six months you will be taken to Buckingham Palace, in a carriage, beautifully dressed. If the king finds out you are not a dark lord of the site, you will be taken to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous lanky dudes! But if you are not found out, you shall have a present... of, ah... seven and six to start life with as a dark lord. If you refuse this offer, you will be the most ungrateful, wicked dude, and the angels will weep for you.

David Prowse said:

Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!
You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be to late!
You'll be broke, and I'll have money;
Will I help you? Don't be funny!
Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!

Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, till you're sick,
And you scream to fetch a doctor double-quick.
I'll be off a second later And go straight to the the-ater!
Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!
Ooooooh 'enry 'iggins!
Just you wait until we're swimmin' in the sea!

Ooooooh 'enry 'iggins!
And you get a cramp a little ways from me!
When you yell you're going to drown I'll get dressed
and go to town! Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins!
Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins! Just you wait!
One day I'll be famous! I'll be proper and prim;
Go to St. James so often I will call it St. Jim!

One evening the queen will say:
"Oh, Davey, old thing,
I want all of England your praises to sing.
Next week on the twentieth of May
I proclaim Davey Prowse-y Day!
All the people will celebrate the glory of you
And whatever you wish and want I gladly will do."

"Thanks a lot, Queen" says I, in a manner well-bred;

But all I want is 'enry 'iggins 'ead!"

"Done," says the Queen with a stroke.
"Guard, run and bring in the bloke!"
Then they'll march you, 'enry 'iggins to the wall;
And the Queen will tell me: "Davey, sound the call."
As they lift their rifles higher, I'll shout:
"Ready! Aim! Fire!"
Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins,
Down you'll go, 'enry 'iggins!

Just you wait! oo-aar!!

 

Post
#498699
Topic
Does it depress you...
Time

xhonzi said:

Baronlando said:

No more diet Coke for you beardy, only cherry Fanta from now on! 

George "Beardy" Lucas said:

 BIG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

That beard we're going to shave that off, you're not allowed that anymore.

 

And you're not allowed flannel shirts anymore.

 

And you have to wear contacts. No more silly glasses for you!

Post
#498639
Topic
The So-Bad-It's-Good Thread (Unintentional and Intentional Comedy Both Allowed)
Time

Davnes007 said:

greenpenguino said:

Bingowings said:

Fuckin Magnets....how do they work?

I dunno

Well, when a Mommy magnet & a Daddy magnet love each other very much, they point their poles at one another, and they make babby magnets.

Hee hee. That's the explaination I made when talking to kenkraly2007 about a joke Frink made or whatever he was saying

 

greenpenguino said:

TV's Frink said:

Fail. 

Anyone else want to explain this to ken?  I'm too damn tired.

 

Yeah sure I'll do it. You see ken, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much they... Oh wait, wrong explaination

 

Post
#498420
Topic
Star Wars coming to Blu Ray (UPDATE: August 30 2011, No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)
Time

George Lucas said:

TV's Frink said:

George Lucas said:

For those of you wondering about which audio DTS Audio will be used for the blu-ray box set DTS Lossy or DTS HD Master Audio. I have an answer on DTS's facebook and twitter pages they have confermed it will be DTS HD Master Audio 6.1.

And how will it sound?

Don't know we won't know until the set comes out on September 16th and no it will not be the same audio mixes as before why some people say it will be the same mix at least for the OT SE I don't understand Because we know that Ep 4 A New Hope will have some sounds changed for the blu-ray release such as obi-wan's new howl.

Oh hai kenkarly2006! What's new with you? A ha ha