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greenpenguino

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#509949
Topic
Random Pictures and Gifs (now with winning!) [NSFW]
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Tyrphanax said:

doubleKO said:

Rogue-theX said:

The silhouette furthest left looks like jim morrison.

The silhouette furthest left is a James, but not that one.

 

*edit* This has gone on long enough. At least you guys had a guess. The 3 on the left are James May, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear.Their silhouettes appear in the intro. I made this as a prank on my brother and had to point them out when he hadn't noticed weeks later.

Dammit! I knew this!

 

Why oh why wasn't I here before. =(

Because you suck and are made of stupid

doubleKO said:

Which console do I need to buy to use this gamepad?

'The Girlfriend' available everywhere!

 

 

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#509793
Topic
Without a doubt, the worst movie ever made.: "Enemy Mind"
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CP3S said:

greenpenguino said:

BTW Did you know we've been controlling your leaders with our mind rays for years? LOL

So it's YOU idiots who are responsible for this current economic plight of ours!

 

Given that revelation, I think it is time we go to war with you once again. I'm going to go get on my horse and start ringing church bells and firing shots to warn you that we are armed.

 

Pfft. We'll just vaporize your Bullets. And then you. And then wipe your memories so you can't remember. And then rip off your faces. And then put them back on upside down. And then wipe your memories again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh BTW I've just wiped your memory. ROFL

Post
#509784
Topic
Where does your screen name come from?
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Ziggy Stardust said:

captainsolo said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

One day I was thinking about joining some forums for the first time and I didn't want a Star Wars name for this website.

At one point I saw someone (probably Bingowings) make a faux quote featuring a picture of David Bowie. Many people gave psotive feedback about it.

So I thought to myself, "Hey, these people know who David Bowie is!".

I decided to call myself Ziggy Stardust. Immediately after my first post, bkev said "^That is the best username on the website. I wish I could give you a prize."

As a matter of fact, here's my first post, in all it's glory:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Star-Wars-coming-to-Blu-Ray-UPDATE-May-4th-2011/post/462756/#TopicPost462756

But can you play guitar?

Yeah. I jive pretty good with the spiders from Mars.

He plays it left hand, but makes it too far...

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#509772
Topic
If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
Time

greenpenguino said:

xhonzi said:

Lady: Blah blah blah.  Looks like a video game.
(Zack takes a moment to look a the young woman conducting the interview)
Zack: Have you ever played a video game?
Lady: Erm.... not really.
Zack: Then what do you mean by that comment, "Looks like a video game"?
Lady: Erm.... ha ha hah...
(Both laugh).
Zack: Because that's kind of a ridiculous thing to say...

Man, Zack may make crap movies sometimes, but he's got a point.

Now if she had said that it looked like a Playstation 1 game, then maybe her point would be a bit more... thingy

Post
#509641
Topic
Without a doubt, the worst movie ever made.: "Enemy Mind"
Time

Ziggy Stardust said:

greenpenguino said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

greenpenguino said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

Well said old man.

Thanks! Now go change your Nappy/Diaper

I think that's what you need to do geezer. ;-)

Watch it you.

What are you going to do, punch me through the internet?

 

 

...

 

 

 

Woah! How'd you do that?

I'm british. We can do anything....

 

 

 

 

 

BTW Did you know we've been controlling your leaders with our mind rays for years? LOL

Post
#509633
Topic
Songs That Tell a Story
Time

Streetband - Toast


Morning all. I'd like to tell you about when I was a young boy. I must have been three or four months old at the time. I didn't really know what I wanted, and if I did, I wouldn't have been able to tell anybody, 'cos all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me highchair, thinking one day, looking at me tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round to see what I could have. I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head, trying to think, and then I looked in the corner and there's a little breadbin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. And then I looked in and I saw bread.

I thought, oh yeah, I'll have toast,
A little piece of toast.

Well, then I started getting older,
I hated this, I hated that,
Expensive state was ludicrous
And cafes couldn't cater for the finer things in life:
The upper crust was not for me,
I could tell that.
So I'd go back home,
Switch the kitchen light on,
Put the grill on,
Slip a slice under

And have toast,
A little piece of toast.

'Cos there's so much to choose from.
There's brown bread, white bread,
All sorts of wholemeal bread;
It comes in funny packages
With writing on the side,
But it doesn't matter which one you have
'Cos when you cut the crusts off,
Have it with marmalade
Or butter, cheese, tomatoes, beans,
Banana
Or chocolate if you're strange,
It doesn't really matter.

Oh no, it all goes with toast,
Just toast.

I'm gonna think about it some...

That's toast, mmm yeah,
Just toast,
That's toast,
Just toast.

Well I go down the supermarket
With me basket in me hand,
I'm walking from one counter to another
Trying to find the bread stall,
But I can't find it anywhere
And then I bump into a mother
With a baby in a basket
And she says

"Oh look, you've started him off again,
I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet
To get some bread to go home to make toast,
Just toast,
I like toast"
Yeah, but I don't half like toast.

OK, scrape that toast, boys.

That's toast,
Yeah, just toast.

[Spoken]


I can't think about it any more. I've got to go and have some, it's no good. Here listen, I'm getting a bit browned off standing here. Me too. Shall we go and have some toast? Good idea. Why not? OK. I've got the grill on. Got any brown bread? Yeah! Have you got wholemeal bread? Wheatmeal bread? All sorts of toast. Let's go.........

(They proceed to make toast, accompanied by various kitchen noises.)