doubleofive said:
Thank you. For everything.
And good idea cutting Luke out. That's kind of gross.
Oh, but having leia there is fine???!
DOUBLE STANDARDS
Ziggy Stardust said:
This thread makes me miss greenie.
Wha???
I never left!
bkev said:
Obviously you've been gone too long. He's come back.
No I haven't!....
Apparently...
FanFiltration said:
TV's Frink said:
SilverWook said:
I thought she said "soul sister"?
Winner winner, Amidala Family Dinner!
Her sister's name is "Sola." So she now says "This is my soul sister, Sola." Incidentally, she might also be saying "This is my sole sister, Sola." Incidentally, that could mean she's only got one sister, or that her sister is a fish. Or the bottom of a shoe.
And did I just see Padme's mom get the hots for Anakin? O_O
What you saw, if I did it correctly, was the implication that she and Anakin had a fling in the past. Which is why Anakin says "What are you doing here?" and then a whole mess of awkward follows.
You could take that further and hint that he's had a relationship with everyone round that table. Except Padme.
You could have a shot of a dog as well giving him, 'the look'.
Fine!
...
Doctor Doom turned round to see a beautiful vision of beauty. He noticed that the beautiful vision was not only beautiful, but attractive too. Doom began to walk towards the beauty...
Then they all died and the universe blew up.
THE END!
There! How's that for imagination, eh?
*browses forum, comes across twister's post*
twister111 said:
....
OMG!!
*boldly goes searching for clip containing quote*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMmmEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then the universe blew up.
THE END!
Bingowings said:
...a pair of crotchless knickers.
waaaahhh????
How would that work?? Wouldn't it just be simpler not to wear any?
I'm related to Rolf Harris! He's a second cousin/distant uncle type thing.
meh, whatever.
A team... clones... What do you think now?
Hmmmm????
A: They got a Saturday Night Fever
Q: If I only ate toast for a month, what would happen to me?
Darth_ender, what's the secret password to get into heaven?
TV's Frink said:
DF Shadow said:
I was just thinking when the clone troopers make their grand entrance to save the day it would be awesome if this famous theme could somehow be worked into the scene.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM
In fact if you wanted to maybe the whole clone battle can be shortened to a montage with this song as the centerpiece and some text crediting random clones as characters.
Nah, not really an A-Team fan.
Aw.
:(
But it would've been funny.
:D
In Episode 3, during the big 'all the jedi die' bit, Bob Dylan's 'Times are a changing' plays over, and the sound is muted. Everything turns black and white.
Harmy said:
That's a cool story, Bro.
Fixed
Ziggy Stardust.
:)
Davnes007 said:
greenpenguino said:
Ziggy Stardust said:
Ziggy posted in the Cbox.
Honestly Ziggy, there's no point in bumping the cbox anymore.
...Says the guy who pointlessly bumped this thread.
*taps nose*
Ah ha.... See what I did there?
Ziggy Stardust said:
Ziggy posted in the Cbox.
Honestly Ziggy, there's no point in bumping the cbox anymore.
Yeah.
Gaffer Tape said:
And greenpenguino's tags are breaking the thread!
Oops!!!
Sorry!
That was hilarious!
STAR WARS
--EPISODE II.VIII--
THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF RIC OLIE or HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE OLIE: THE SEQUEL TO STAR WARS: Episode One. Also known as Greenpenguino's best Star wars script, EVA!!!! SEQUEL SEQUEL!
STARRING RIC OLIE
Written by Greenpenguino
Music produced by a combined effort
by DAVID BOWIE, The Who, Queen, The Beatles, the Electric Light Orchestra, DAVID BOWIE, John Williams, Danny Elfman, DAVID BOWIE, Hans Zimmer and Mozart.... and DAVID BOWIE.
Fade in.
A long time ago in a galaxy, far far away...
A huge explosion fills the screen, the words STAR WARS fly towards the camera and slam firmly in the centre, taking up most of the screen. The words ‘Starring Ric Olie’ appear underneath. The numbers "2.8" slam next to the words STAR WARS
FAN-BOY IN AUDIENCE
Oh jeez, here we go agai-
Giant David Bowie appears out of nowhere and eats the fanboy
GIANT DAVID BOWIE
Make way for the Homo-Superior!!
EXT. PARKING LOT - SPACE-WORLD IN SPACE- NIGHT
Pan down to a parking lot. Ric Olie's identical twin brother BIZARRO OLIE is standing around doing nothing.
BIZARRO OLIE
Me am not standing round doing nothing.
A evil gang of evil thugs shows up and guns him down.
BIZARRO OLIE
AGH! Me am not dead. (He Dies)
INT. RIC OLIE'S PALACE OF PALACEY OLIENESS - RIC OLIE'S OFFICE - DAY
Ric Olie is sitting at his awesome desk, smoking a pipe.
RIC
I am smoking a Pipe whilst sat at my awesome desk. Inside my Palace of Palacey Olieness
His phone suddenly rings
RIC
My Phone is ringing! I will pick it up.
He picks up the phone.
RIC
Hello? What's that? My Identical twin brother, that is not as handsome as me, has been killed? By who??! The Evil gang of Evil?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He pulls a gun out of his draw.
RIC
Look over here! Ric Olie is getting his vengeance!!!...and his gun out of his draw.
