greenpenguino

Ziggy Stardust said:

Plot synopsis:

In 2004, the website, OT.com is investigating a disturbance in teh internets. Theforce.net emerges from the disturbance and attacks OT.com. TFN's second bitchiest mod, Whinge-bag, demands that Vote_for_palpatine come onto the board to discuss the prequeks. TFN's chief mod is initially silent, but when Vote_for_palpatine mentions the date, the mod suddenly kills Vote_for_palpatine and resumes the assault on the OT.com. OT.com's chief mod, Jay, orders the site's members evacuated. To protect the members, Jay sacrifices himself by spamming the TFN.net with various sock accounts.

Seven years later, On the site STARWARS.com, Ziggy Stardust has become a reckless but intelligent young man. After a forum fight involving the star wars prequels, Ziggy meets TV's Frink, who challenges him to emulate Jay's heroism and join the new site GOUT.com.

Greenpenguino accuses Ziggy Stardust of cheating during a thread game, which Greenpenguino himself had programmed. The forum is interrupted when GOUT.com receives a distress signal from starwars.com. Doubleofffffffffffffffffffive and Ziggy, realizing that the "disturbance" observed by starwars.com is similar to the one on the day OT.com was destroyed, Ziggy convinces Frink to raise the spamfilter and thus be ready for the oncoming trap.

The members arrive at starwars.com to find the nearly all of the site has been destroyed and the TFN drilling into site's core. After the members are attacked by theforce.net, Frink surrenders, giving Greenpenguino command of GOUT.com and promoting Ziggy to mod. Ziggy, Anchorhead and ibleedspeed perform a forum jump onto theforce.net forums, disabling them. However, it has drilled deep enough in starwars.com for theforce.net's mod to launch a virus into the core, creating an internet black hole. The black hole consumes the site, killing most of the members left on teh site.

As theforce.net mod tortures Frink to gain access to Earth's perimeter defenses, Greenpenguino maroons Ziggy on the site fanedit.org for mutiny after Ziggy argues against Greenie's orders. Ziggy encounters an OldGreenpenguino, who explains that he and theforce.net are from the future. 25 years in the future, the world is threatened by the lies and special editions that George Lucas has been creating with his constant revisions of his films. OldGreenpenguino intended to use the "virus" to send to Lucasfilm.Ltd to stop the lies, but the lies destroyed the George Lucas before he could act, killing theforce.net's one true love. TFN attacked OldGreenpenguino, and both were caught in the event horizon of the virus, sending them back in time. TFN captured OldGreenpenguino and stranded him on fanedit.org to watch OT.com's destruction.

OldGreenpenguino and Ziggy walk to a nearby Starfleet outpost, where they meet Shonzie. With OldGreenpenguino's help, Ziggy and Shonzie create sock accounts onto GOUT.com. Following OldGreepenguino's advice, Ziggy mocks Greenpenguino's lack of common sense to provoke an emotional response. An incensed Greenpenguino chokes Ziggy before he recognizes his emotional compromise; he relinquishes command to Ziggy. Ziggy and Greenpenguino email deep into theforce.net's 'mod center'; Ziggy rescues Frink while Greenpenguno uses OldGreenpenguino's virus to destroy theforce.net. Greenpenguino leads TFN away from Gout.com. Just prior to the virus' activation, C3PS arrives and emails Ziggy, Frink, and Greenpenguino away. OldGreenpenguino's virus activates that destroys theforce.net and almost claims GOUT.com.

On Gout.com, Ziggy is promoted to the rank of Uber-mod and given command of the reformed OT.com, while Frink goes on to work on fanedit.org. Greenpenguino encounters his older self in a star trek forum; OldGreenpenguino has selected a website for the surviving starwars.com members to populate. He dissuades his younger self from resigning from Gout.com. Greenpenguino joins in OT.com and becomes a mod under Ziggy's command. The film ends with the OT.com-ers discussing weather or not to make a film about this.
Frink comes along and tells them that that idea would be shit. 

 

 

 

 

 

oh, and bkev was there too

FIXED

^ Yes. Would love that.

Tom hanks originally planned to make those but it didn't work out.

CP3S said:

EDIT: I just got done slowly following my mother through the city while she lectured me then accused me of having vaginas as my only outlet

Shouldn't that be classed as an 'inlet'?

The game does get more action eventually, but it's more to do with the story and the characters.

I TV's Frink said:

Bingowings said:

I remember the 'I don't remember that meme' meme (it started on the previous page).

lol

...

KIWF!!!

And two vfp ones:

X Y, was X

X,lol.

I thought that was ric olie.

Huh, Shows what I know.

^ Judging by the tag line. If that movie were made now, it'd probably be a comedy

RedFive said:

RedWiseau said:

 

You're not cool with that. It's not true. It's Bullshit. You're not cool with that. You are Naaaaahhhuuut

Redfive.........played by Tommy Wiseau

ha!

TV's Frink said:

greenpenguino said:

TV's Frink said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

Ask Bingowings.

I don't remember that meme either.

I don't remember that meme either.

It was before your time.

I don't remember that meme either.

TV's Frink said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

Ask Bingowings.

I don't remember that meme either.

I don't remember that meme either.

*sigh*

RedFive said:

I feel like Serenity itself was a pretty good ending to it all, but I like the idea of something set during the war.  The war scenes we got in Firefly were really awesome.  I'm down to see more of this. 

Clone Wash just sounds bad.

Yeah sorry that's stupid fan-wank.

Going in kind of another direction, a movie I'd LOVE to see made would be Kubrick's version of Napoleon.  He did years of research on the movie, wrote screenplays, had actors in mind, and even convinced the Romanian army to star as Napoleon's army for certain scenes!  He supposedly claimed it could be the greatest movie ever made, which means a lot coming from someone who had already made the greatest movie ever made. 

Due to similar movies flopping around that time, and what was I'm sure an immense budget, it never came to fruition.  But I read the beginning of his screenplay for it and man, it would have been awesome.

This.

It could probably be made today what with today's technology and stuff. Speilberg could probably direct it.

Would like to see more original sci-fi in the vein of 'moon'.

Sluggo said:

doubleofive said:

 

Anchorhead said:

Han Solo and Harvey Dent ??  What kind of crazy fan edit is that?

 

;-)

If I made a sock, it would be a take-off of Anchorhead, who is basically a time-traveler who only knows of the first movie... ;-)

 

Do it!  I'll give you 5 bucks!

pfft, no you won't, dur brain.

Brain full of dur

Something set during or before the war between the alliance and the outer planets could be fun.

Johnny Ringo said:

I'd love to see another serenity film but not without Wash.

Hmmm. How about a clone? It could be the same person, but different.

Or something

See! There ya go! :)

To be honest I kinda felt as you felt when the bit with the 'moving baby' bit. But having played the first assassin's creed, I was happy that it, at least, gave you something to do in the cutscenes. The cutscenes in the first game were boring and annoying.

Wait until you get a sword, fun fun!

Don't worry, you get in a fist fight fairly soon later.

The game is long but it does get more interesting than 'moving your feet and arms'. Although there is a bit like that later on, but it involves undressing a lady, so it's not all bad.

Also you meet an annoying british prick (And coming from a british guy......that means.......something.....?) but he's only in the present and not the future..

greenpenguino said:

I own it, I just haven't seen it yet.

(Runs and puts it on)

meh, shut yup greenie. we can watch it later.

You better breathe in Warbler. You keep sighing like that, soon you won't have any air left in your lungs.

none said:

...and Marquand didn't seem like much of a fighter.  He knew his place.  Some of the TV interviews with him, Marquand makes fun of Kershner.  Explaining the difference between their directing style:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmEGcSVW428

That's interesting. 'cos I really like Kershner's directing style, he sets up shots for the characters very well. He knows how to handle a scene.

If that makes sense

I own it, I just haven't seen it yet.

(Runs and puts it on)

'17 huh?'

WIN

^ Wow. So much win. There NEEDS to be a Lego Back to the future game. That would be AMAZING

Of course a Lego star trek game would be awesome as well. obviously

^ WUT!

Riker wasn't a golfer, he was the guy who would sit in a chair and shout 'RED ALERT' That was it.

CGI Cabbage

Ziggy Stardust said:

greenpenguino said:

Ziggy Stardust....Paris Hilton

That's hot.

Dammit he likes the casting decision..

Sorry, have to re-cast

Ziggy Stardust will now be played by.......

DAVID BOWIE

You've earned pal, you've earned it.

^ That was for V for Vendetta

And I see what you did there.

It wasn't funny