DominicCobb said:
10 years after Star Wars, the film Witches of Eastwick was released. What do those two have in common? Musical scores by John Williams. Believe it or not, Cher was the star of that film, which, of course, makes her the most obvious candidate to do a review of the original Star Wars in its unaltered form before its 4K UHD HDR 3D Blu-ray Digital VR release.
Now, I know what youāre thinking. But wouldnāt Cher be under an NDA? Well no, because REMEMBER she won an Oscar in 88 for Moonstruck, and, after last Sundayās Best Picture kerfuffle with Moonlight, the accounting firm of Price Waterhouse Coopers, being in some deep shit, nullified all legal contracts. WHICH MEANS Cherās NDA is up, but, she still needs to save face with Lucasfilm OBVIOUSLY because of her upcoming Sy Snootles anthology film (keep up, wonāt you?).
So then how do we know all of this? HELLO of course she still wants fans to know whatās up, so sheās been sending coded signals for months via her Twitter account.
Just look at this tweet from February 2 (https://twitter.com/cher/status/827226043467456513):
FYI ARENA IS AMAZING.SO š¬āļø
Rehearsed on Stage,Sang,Danced. Iām still Somewhat of a clod. New opening costumeā¦Youāll need smelling salts š¤£
Okay letās break this down. So we all know that āArenaā is referring to Season 1 Episode 18 of the original Star Trek. Thatās not a coincidence. Notice how the word āoriginalā is very similar to the word āoriginalā in āoriginal trilogy,ā or how the word āStarā is very similar to the word āstarā in āStar Wars.ā Fascinating, right? She then says āRehearsed on Stage,Sang,Danced.ā I donāt know what that means. But THEN she says āIām still Somewhat of a clod.ā the word āstillā meaning the same - as in same as in the 70s - and notice the capitalized āSā as in the capitalized āSā in āSEā which stands for āSpecial Editionā! The rest of the tweet of course refers to the new packaging and smellovision feature.
Now, stick with me here, because this oneās a doozy. On March 4, she tweeted this (https://twitter.com/cher/status/838273936848670720):
WATCHING 1ST STAR WARS IN THEATRE.SPECIAL EFFECTS OLD,BUT ā¤ļøIT.REMINDS ME OF 1st TIME. HANS,CHEWY,LUKE,OLD BEN,
šLEIA,DARTH VADER,HYPERSPACE
Donāt let the caps lock distract you, she specifically mentions the words āwatchingā and āold.ā Put these two words together - āwatching old.ā Watching old what Cher? Could it be an old movie? Could it maybe even be gasp Star Wars?
I guess weāll all find out when she shows up at Celebration.