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Post
#223867
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England - You Can go home!!!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/223867/action/topic#223867
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This is some very important news!

We had a lot of Brits here and by each and every one of them
i was remembering the picture in the footer of mr joda an thus
i thought it would be nice from me to inform him about the
result of the last game of the english team...

And about the fact that germany once again is still in the
tournament when england is gone

So ein Tag, so wunderschön wie heute,
so ein Tag, der sollte nicht vergehn

Chris
Post
#221174
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/221174/action/topic#221174
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> Hey Chrisdo, I got a question for you.

Hey and i got an Answer )

> You love to diss English and US football right?

Sometimes, right. Which does not mean that i do
not respect the british team, at least they have
one real good kicker, "Owen Hargreaves" )

> But the German Coach, Jurgen Klinsman played for
> years in England (for my local team, Tottenham),
> and now he lives in California, where he picked up
> a number of American training ideas and introduced
> them to German soccer.

Klinsman is a "Vaterlandsverräter". He chose the
wrong goal keeper, so Olli Kahn is sitting on the
Bank. He also kicked out "Sepp Meier", the goal
keeper trainer, from his team. So at the Moment
Klinsman is not very loved by many German
Soccer Fans, especially not by the fans of the
most famous soccer club in the world: "FC Bayern".

But if he wins the World Cup, then we will forgive
him of course and he has a real good chance
because he still has a lot of "FC Bayern Stars"
in his Team.

> If I remember correctly Germany have been
> pretty shit in the past few years (They got
> by on luck in '02).

Not Luck, the Name is Kahn, Olliver Kahn!

> And remember when England beat them
> 5-1 in '01?),

A Freundschaftsspiel. A Macht which did
not count in any tounament. Our team
is always extremly bad in such
Friendship Matches.

Chris
Post
#219390
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219390/action/topic#219390
Time
> That is what makes America great; there’s a place in this world
> for diamonds, coal and debris. If your people had remembered
> that then Germany would have ushered in the Atomic age
> instead of America. That’s why y’all lost the war. You chased
> off all the people with different ideas and we welcomed them.

We lost the war because we made war against all and everybody.
We should have kept our alliance with stalin, we should not have
attacked russia.

The nuclear problem did not count for germany, because war was
over before and as far as i am informed, most of the radioactive
material in the first bombs came from a germun submarine that
surrendered.

> America’s diversity is what makes us great.

And it will be your doom one day.

The Comunism has been the utopia of the 20th century, your
diversity will be the utopia of theis century.

Both sound so good and human in the beginning, and both
will fail because humans ar not perfect. Communism faild
because of the personal greed of the individual, Diversity
will fail becaus most people just cannot accept each other.

You want a proof? Look at America, there are still many
black quarters in the citys and many white quarters. the
private live of most people is not at all diversified.

And now take a look at europe:

London, great britain, the arabs who bombed the subway,
have grown up in england in wonderful diversity, breed
by the social system of the UK.

Paris, France, the arabs and worse from the suburbs, also
breed by theyr social insurance, burnt 1000s of cars of the
people who pay the social fees. Thats the way they thank
them for feeding them with their taxes.

> We might start with a German idea, but when we run
> out of good German ideas then we use an English idea
> or a French idea or an African idea or a Japanese idea
> or a Latin American idea or an Arab idea.

Oh yes, if you dont know what you else can do with
some airplanes, arab ideas are fine ???

> When Germany runs out of German ideas what do
> they do?

We are no paradise anymore. Paradise is lost, did you
forget that we are forced to live the american way???

But in fact, we sit down and get some new ideas.

Chris

Post
#219388
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219388/action/topic#219388
Time
My List of Honor:

> Ageist
> Racist
> Sexist
> Pro-slavery

I have to complain about the last Point. Im am against Slavery.
With Slavery, you get People into the land, you dont really want
there, a big risk just for simple business interests. You just have
to loose a fucking little civil war to get into big trouble...

> I was going to add "not too terribly intelligent,"

Do you always underestimate people with a different opinion?

> ... like to some KKK forum or something, ...

I am not a fan of the KKK, as far as i know, they are a very
religious oriented organisation. I dont like religion, qouting
an old comunist leader "religion is opium for the people".

Chris
Post
#219386
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219386/action/topic#219386
Time
Hi friendly Englishman!

> Gaffer's right. Look guys, I have made the mistake before of falling
> into a slanging match with a troll, and it doesn't work.

Oh, was the Troll to strong? Did he counterstrike at tee time?

> ignore this wanker and he will get bored and go away, and if
> he doesn't Jay will ban him.

So maybe i shall tell you my thoughts, i have already been
thinking about leaving this forum, just because somehow
the discussion i wanted to start didn't work at all. I have
not came here to Troll, as i do not in a lot of other forums
in the web.

As far as i see, i do not fit into this comunity. But at the
Moment, it is big fun

Chris
Post
#219246
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219246/action/topic#219246
Time
Funny where a discussion about brushing up old movies ends... )

> First and foremost the largest ethnic heritage in the United States is German.

This is something well known, but still unbelievable. Why didn't they teach you
the german way of life ? Many things in your country went the most possible
wrong way and as far as i remember my history lessens all the mess began
with the south states loosing the civil war...

> In my native Texas I can name at least a half dozen towns where German is
> the primary language. The point being that if someone is making fun of
> Americans they are making fun of themselves (in this case Germans)

I never made fun of Americans, i made some soccer Jokes about the
British People. They always think they are so cool on their island, but
they not even have the euro ) (which is controlled from Frankfurt).

> because we ARE all people.

So let me explain, what i think about the states, in a way wich is easy
to understand.

I compare the states with a box of stones. Yes i know, there are a
lot of Diamonds in this box. But there is also a lot of debris inside and
yes, all of them are STONES. Even the pieces of Coal. Thats what you
call american way of life. Wonderful. I'll take the Diamonds and you
get the coal. And dont try to complain, they are all PIECES OF STONE!

In Fact, Diamond and Coal are even made from the same element, but
ther apperence is what makes the difference. Thats something you
cant hide.

> By the way we have better uses for our women in the States
> than using them as a labor source. Drink your beer and watch
> your sports while your frau does the laundry if that’s what works
> best. I think I’ll fold the laundry myself while my frau blows me,
> but to each his own.

Dont talk about oral sex (even if it is no sex according to one of
your most famous presidents) because there is a child reading this
Forum.

In fact, i dont like to be disturbed while watching Germany win,
so thats a good time for my "matzi" to do womans business.

Afterwards i get my blow as often as i like, believe me )

Chris


Post
#219231
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219231/action/topic#219231
Time
Sorry

> hurry up and finish up your bratwurst,

Sorry i've been at Mc Donalds and had two McChildren

> I think I hear the dryer dinging.

Dryer is womans business. Maybe the american men spend
their time with washing clothes and cleankíng the dishes,
here we have woman for this job.

Our job is to work, watch soccer on tv, drink bavarian beer
and sometimes have fun in foreign forums where the people
didnt want to accept that new made movies look better than
old stuff

> Your leiterhosen must be dry now.

Die heissen Lederhosen.

In englich, they are called Leather Trousers, not Ladder
Trousers *lol*

Chris
Post
#219203
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219203/action/topic#219203
Time
> Why do you treat me like a 6-year-old?
> If you remember the age I gave,
> it was more than twice as high.

STRIKE! Heavy Detonations on Darth Kiddys
Star Destroyer, this Reply shows me that you
care a lot more about the Age issue than you
would like to let me know...

> And stop saying that the internet was made
> so that people could acess porn at the touch
> of a button.

It was made by Adults for the things Adults like
to do most, you will understand this in a few
Years very well my very young Padawan...

> The internet was not made for that, but it sadly
> evolved into that shortly after its creation.

It was made by Adults for the things Adults like
most. Things i will not talk about to minors.

> You can bash me all you like, just stop using the
> age excuse as a point for bashing.

Why, it works so fine and is so funny. And i have
to compensate the fact that the dutch won their
match against the ivory coast today...

> You might also want to check your spelling and
> grammar from time to time.

no for a foreign language my spelling is ok, show
me how welll zou do in german before talking about
my english

The Arrows are there to bring order into this chaos.

> That made me laugh. YOU are the one creating the chaos
> by bashing every last statement someone makes.

You may call it stupid, but you will understand a lot more of
this world in a few years.

chris
Post
#219195
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219195/action/topic#219195
Time
> Yeah we'll see. I guess if you don't, you can just exterminate
> all the other teams and take the cup, right?

No if we dont succeed, the Brasilians will do. As a matter of fact,
whatever happens, England will return wirhout the World Cup

> Hey Chrisdo, did you see what I did there? I used the quote function.

Oh fine i do so either! Or do you think i use cut and paste to get your
words into my posts.

> It makes your posts easier to understand, and eliminates those little
> arrows down the side of the text.

The Arrows are there to bring order into this chaos.

> Germans like eliminating things, don't they?

Yes, but we are only allowed to do so in video games. There we fight
for the good and beautiful against the evil and ugly orks and zombies

> Maybe your desire to eradicate the real world and replace it with CGI
> is something in your DNA that you can't help?

In fact, British DNA should not be so much different from german, but
thats something british people bever understand. Fort example, we
have saxonians in Germany and you have lots of them too.

But in Soccer, there are some differences, we are much more successful
and our famous clubs dont belong to amricans or the russian mafia

And now back to CGI, it is not possible to replace the real world with
real perfection. I was talking about replacing old looking stuff in Star Wars
with new graphics in the special editions, of course also preserving the
original versions as they have been published first.

Or do you think the fire controls in the millenium falcon look cool ?

Chris
Post
#219193
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219193/action/topic#219193
Time
> You don't remember insulting me?

No it is not possible to insult a child. It is just not possible

> And the internet wasn't invented to be used for children?


> The internet was invented as a tool for sharing information
> worldwide, be it for children or adults,

No it wasent, it has been invented to share information about
things you are not old enough to tell you

> not so that some German bastard could get on a Star Wars
> forums and bash every last person who posts.

Oh yes i remember your first post was so polite my dear child.

> Just wanted to even out the odds for you making jibes on
> British people.

Thats what soccer fans do from time to time.

You see, we had the polish people here in the city. They lost
0:1 against us (Germany). We have been very friendly to them
afterwards.

We wished them a nice good by...

"Auf Wiedersehn, Auf Wiedersehn"

...and gave them tips to find the right direction

"Ihr könnt Nachhause Fahrn, Ihr könnt Nachhause Fahrn,
Ihr könnt, Ihr könnt nachhause fahrn"

(means something like "now you can go home game over")

In fact i have some polish friends and i dont hate them, but
a little bashing is just fun.

like its fun to bash children.

As i told you, the only children i like come together
with potatos and ketchup

*Chris*
Post
#219170
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219170/action/topic#219170
Time
> I would guess that Darth_Evil was the elder and
> Chrisdo was some young, foolish, cracked out
> teenager.

British people are not good in guessing.

And they are not good in Soccer!

Only in 1966 they won the World Championship
a single Time. Its so long time ago!

We Germans already won 3 Times:

1954, 1974, 1990, o what a glory

We will add 2006 in a few weeks

Chris
Post
#219164
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/219164/action/topic#219164
Time
> Are you referring to me when you said that thing
> about jumping on someone because of sexuality,
> because I can't remember doing that.

We should not be talking about SEXUALITY in this
Forum, there are Children online *lol*

Let's talk about Ewoks. Are they cute or are the
just been made to increase Toy Sales ???

Excuse me for replying quite late, here in the old
world some very importent things are going on.
SOCCER WORLD CUP takes most of my Time

Chris
Post
#218301
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/218301/action/topic#218301
Time
> At first I thought he was just a guy like many other who think
> that CG looks better than stop-motion models, puppets, etc.

CGI looks better and you can many things never possible with
those classic Special Effects.

> But he totally lost me when he said that a CG White House
> would look better and more realistic than the real White House.

What is so difficult to understand on this statement, a cgi graphic
will look perfect. It is to perfect for real life, so we can see it is
not real.

I think we both mean the same, but say it in a different way.
CGI looks more perfect than reality, the original White House
can be cleaned and serviced as much as you want, it will never
be perfect.

so as long as we talk about perfection, cgi looks better than
reality. if i would be talking about realism, the original will look
more real.

but in a future world it is possible to have surfaces and material
that is self cleaning and looks like the corridors on camino

> And for a second I had to say that I pictured a guy
> afraid to leave his computer because the outside world
> was full of real things that didn't match up to the
> "spotless perfection" of CG.

Oh i have no problem to leave my computer, believe me,
such Interests like Photography force me to leave my home
and deal with the imperfection of the world

If you spend enough time, use a tripod and wait until night
you can even make wonderful images of reality

> And that's just kind of scary, and I hope it's not true.

Oh i am a typical German, some People may be scared
by our love to perfection

Chris
Post
#218297
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/218297/action/topic#218297
Time
> I said you were shallow because you ARE.

Okay child i dont care about opinions of lowlife
Wait and try to stay alive and get adult and talk
to me again in 5 Years !!!

> All you care about is that a movie looks cool. Have you once
> stopped to think that a movie doesn't have to look really really
> flashy to be a good movie?

You are right, but something good can still be improved

> And you poke fun at me because I'm 13, and say that I'm
> immature.

You prove it every fucking sentence

> you're the one who's immature.

Oh very young padawan, better dont continue this way,
i have a little bit more experience than you.

> I talk to my friends and not a one of them thinks
> that CGI doesn't make movies look awesome.
> They're all as shallow as you. But they have an
> excuse. They're teenagers. I'm far beyond my
> years as far as movies go.

Oh really, i am far beyound your years as far as
live goes, in fact i could easily be the elder brother
of your daddy (and i would suggest him to use
long wooden sticks, at least 5 cm in diameter
to teach you respect) )))

> I've made movies on my home cameras,

OH GOD! HE IT IS, THE STARWARS CHILD !!!

> and I realize what Lucasfilm went through to
> make the orginal movies, and I respect them
> so much because I see the hell that they went
> through.

Hey STAR WARS KID, i know your personal HELL,
al Internet was laughing *ggg*

> Just don't post them on a message board that's
> main goal is to preserve the trilogy without changes.
> Or did you not check what these boards are about
> before posting?

Okay Child, you only tell your Opinion if you are part
of the majority? My Postings are on Topic, even if
they do not reflect the Opinion of the Majority

Chris



Post
#218179
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/218179/action/topic#218179
Time

> You are the single most shallow poster I've ever seen.

Thanks for the compliment. good behaviour is not your
business, right?

You talk about Realism and Star Wars. As far as i know,
most of the things in the Films just do not exist. Maybe
the Robot has a high tech Surface that makes him almost
dirt and dustproof.

But thats too much for your imagination

> And if you think I'm some old man who doesn't like the
> new ways, i'm not. I'm 13, and I'm not shallow enough
> to be impressed by big fake computer-generated creatures
> like Jar-Jar.

-[ Funmode ON ]-
Maybe your parents should give you some learning the
old, hard way to improve your behavior. I think wooden sticks
are good child programming devices...
-[ Funmode OFF ]-

And talking about jarjar, i never ever undarstood why so
many fans hate him. Until i got a dvd with the english
language version. He sounds like a rasta boy there,
terrible...

Our german jarjar sounds more like a funny dutchmen
and as long as noone is speaking about soccer we
germans like our caravan driving neighbours with their
funny language...

> Come to think of it, you probably have a Jar-Jar doll
> you sleep with at night, and most likely wish that
> they'd replace Han-Solo with Jar-Jar in the next
> special edition.

Okay, you may be a child playing with dolls, i have other
dolls at night and i do things with them you never will
imagine until you get to adult level.

*hehe*

Chris

Post
#218178
Topic
I would prefer a special special edition :O)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/218178/action/topic#218178
Time
Hi

> The movie was made in 1977.... it does not have to be censored.
> They can remake it if they like, like they did with the Omen
> (great movie) - or The Hills Have Eyes (great remake there too)...
> Start from scratch if you want it at the "level" of the P.T.

I dont think there is a need to do a remake. The original Movies
are good, the scenes dont need to be played again, just the
special effects should be "brushed up" to fit the quality known
from the episodes 1-3.

And as i said, there should alse be a classical version so
everyone should be able to choose