Anyway, it doesn't really matter to me if the deleted scenes were taken down or not. I already got them on my computer and on a DVD, as I said before.
Baseball.
Jetpacks or flying cars?
Easy for you to say, you have a compression glitch named after you.
;-)
Yeah, hovering office chair women are hard to find.
An imaginary device that some people say actually existed around the time of the iPod.
I'm really glad I put them on my DVD.....
Cartoons.
Old Youtube with all the chain letters or new Youtube with strict copyright and VEVO?
Fair enough.
Congrats dude! I'm already halfway to 3000!
Have you tried that hip little thing called YouTube?
Where would I get some blu-ray cases?
I wish he hadn't been banned. Smooth T could have given us all many laughs.
TV's Frink said:
frink <3 frink
He's the only one who does.
I expect to see more of him.
Don't let him get banned!
As long as he stays in Off-Topic if he's a sock, he'll be safe.
RETURN OF THE JEDI:
Luke Builds His Lightsaber - The most completed scene of the lot, even the F/X work was finished!
Tatooine Sandstorm - Too bad this scene had really loud fans, I thought it could live up to the hype.
Rebel Raid on the Bunker - I love Han's line at the end. "Scum?"
Jerjerrod's Conflict - I love his character. Too bad most of my memory of him is always seeing him on the toy shelves, unloved, because nobody wanted him. :-( These scenes fleshed out his character more.
The Lost Rebels - A mixture of rejected pilots and the turret scenes. General Madine also appears for a visit. Stay tuned for your grandmother in a cameo.
STAR WARS:
Tosche Station - The famous one. It's been seen before by a small number of people, (and on YouTube, albeit in poor quality) so it's nice that the general public has a chance to see it
Old Woman on Tatooine - She has the exact same reaction when she found out her scenes were cut
Aunt Beru's Blue Milk - Nothing to say about this one. It's basically Aunt Beru pouring a nice tall glass of- well, blue milk!
Cantina Rough Cut - This one was really interesting. You get to see some new creatures, but I think the best part about this alternate scene is hearing Greedo speak in an English accent.
Stormtrooper Search - They should have called it "Watch the midget and the guy on stilts". The weirdest deleted scene from Star Wars.
Darth Vader Widens the Search - Always a pleasure to hear what Darth Vader could have sounded like, and thankfully didn't.
Alternate Biggs and Luke Reunion - I loved this little scene. This one should have been kept in the final film.
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:
Extended Argument - Some fun little additional banter from Han and Leia.
Luke's Recovery - A bunch of people watching a man shower.
Luke and Leia: Medical Center - Goddamn Return of the Jedi. Why did you have to ruin a perfectly good scene that could have been put back in the SE?
Deleted Wampa Scenes - Ice meets cheesy 50's movie monsters. With some modern CG and dramatic music, this might have potential.
The Fate of General Veers - We see a glimpse of those neato animatics that should have been in the set.
Yoda's Test - The best ESB deleted scene.
Hiding in Asteroid - See title.
Alternate Han and Leia Kiss - It's nice, but I'm glad they went with what they did.
Lobot's Capture - Another scene could make it's way back into the movie.
Leia Tends to Luke - Some nice dialogue coming from Luke and Leia. I might have screwed up the pacing a little, so I'm glad it was left out.
Return of the Jedi is next.
How's this for a tagline:
"OUT with the GOUT!"
The Aluminum Falcon said:
Ziggy Stardust said:
Good thing they were deleted!
Granted it's a narrative decision but wait how is that a good deletion...
Sarcasm fail on my behalf.
Smoove T said:
Ziggy Stardust said:
Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no.
She talked to me first!
Ziggy, you may be my second main man (behind Darnell), but this fine lady needs a real man to slowly and lovingly take care of each and every one of her womanly needs.
I appreciate your maturity for your age, but a woman as fine as the finest babyopp30 needs maturity on a higher level. That's where Smoove comes in.
Smoove knows all the intricacies of seducing a fly honey, body and soul. Take no offense, but instead watch and learn.
Smoove would start the day of passion by stopping by babyopp30's place of work on her lunch hour with an elabourately-arranged fruit sculpture that I have personally arranged from the world's most exotic produce.
I would then proceed back to my luxurious penthouse apartment, where I would meticulously clean and groom my strong body until it was time to pick her up from work.
There I would lead babyopp30 out to the rented horse and carriage that I have so thoughtfully arranged, and we can canoodle in the back like two frolicking, newborn puppies on the softest, most luxurious of hand-tailored silk and microfleece blankets.
We will visit the finest clubbing establishment, where I will give her a small taste of what is yet to come as I sensually move my body with hers on the dance floor as Kieth Sweat pumps out the jams over the speaker system. We will then have drinks, and I will be real with her. I will tell her that she is the only woman for me, and that I want her in my life forever. I will reveal my highest hopes and deepest fears to her.
The carriage will later whisk us off to the fanciest fondue dining establishment in town, where I will then gently blindfold her and tenderly hand-feed her the most luscious berries dipped in the finest, richest warm chocolate sauce.
At this point, I will be irresistible to babyopp30. Her body will be like warm, sensual clay in my hands, begging to be fashioned into the sexiest vase ever created in these cosmos. Or perhaps a bowl.
I will take her, still blindfolded, back to my apartment and guide her into my bedroom. The soft smells of jasmine and lilacs will fill the air from the many lit scented candles that inhabit my abode. I will start a fire in the fireplace and drape her in silk and then strongly, but tenderly, give her a massage that will cause her delicious body to tremble with desire while slow jams from Jodeci play softly in the background.
Damn.
After this cosmic massage, I will gently carry her to my circular bed and hold her close to me until the trembling subsides, and her body is once again like putty in my strong hands.
It is then that I will hit her doggy style. All night long. Until the light of the new dawn peaks through the curtains.
Then, I will steal away to the kitchen as she sleeps, and prepare the most delectable breakfast ever assembled for her. There will be toast of varying darknesses. Several varieties of eggs and breakfast meats. It will be, without a doubt, the finest tray of breakfast foods she will have ever laid her beautiful opalescent eyes, or her luscious, pouty lips upon.
I will also serve juice.
That is how you treat a fine woman right. I will show her that I am the man of her dreams, and that no other man could ever show her these, the richest pleasures of life.
Smoove out.
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The Aluminum Falcon said:
It could really emphasize the fact that the Endor battle is THE FINAL BATTLE and is much bigger than just our main characters. So much could be happening. The Rebels could be making their last stand and Jerjerrod could be making his decision.
Good thing they were deleted!
Are you noooogeorge from Youtube?
Hi! I'm redrover327!
I'm using Realplayer to download them to my computer. (I know, I'm old school)
And then I'm burning them to a DVD through WMP. Nothing too complicated, but when I put the test version in my DVD player, it didn't look half-bad, aside from some slight pixels.
Seriously, that scene is more interesting than all three of the prequels combined.
Wow, she was the only decent actor in the prequels.
Bravo.