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Ziggy Stardust

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#549193
Topic
Star Wars coming to Blu Ray (UPDATE: August 30 2011, No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)
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Monolithium said:

http://www.chud.com/72004/blu-ray-review-star-wars-the-complete-saga-1977-2005/

I don't know if the review is any good as I stopped reading after this paragraph:

Fuck you. Fuck your rage. Fuck your disappointment. Fuck your damning with faint praise. Fuck your fake apathy. Fuck your condescension. Fuck your raped childhood. Fuck your cancelled pre-orders. Fuck your non-existent boycott. Fuck your petitions. Fuck your blind optimism. Fuck your faith. Fuck your denial. Fuck your obsessive compulsion. Fuck your guilty purchase. Fuck your non-anamorphic laserdiscs. Fuck Red Letter Media.  Fuck Patton Oswalt. Fuck Brian Posehn. Fuck Seth McFarlane. Fuck Seth Green. Fuck Kevin Smith. Fuck Ernest Cline. Fuck Kevin Rubio. Fuck Joe Nussbaum. Fuck Alexandre Philippe. Fuck Tony Pacitti. Fuck Timyodie. Fuck Charles Ross. Fuck Ghyslain Raza. Fuck Timothy Zahn. Fuck Splinter of the Mind’s Eye. Fuck The New Jedi Order. Fuck Caravan of Courage. Fuck Battle For Endor. Fuck Droids. Fuck the Holiday Special. Fuck Beneath The Dome. Fuck TheForce.net. Fuck the Ain’t It Cool Talkbacks. Fuck the 501st Legion. Fuck the Smithsonian. Fuck Star Tours. Fuck Wizards of the Coast. Fuck Kenner. Fuck Hasbro. Fuck Sideshow Collectables. Fuck Galaxies, Rogue Squadron, Rebel Assault, The Old Republic, Knights of the Old Republic, The Force Unleashed, Power Battles,  Racer, Racer Revenge, Racer Arcade, Trilogy Arcade, Super, Lego, Obi-Wan, Republic Commando, Jedi Outcast, Shadows of the Empire, Dark Forces, Jedi Academy, Empire At War, XWing vs Tie Fighter, Battle for Naboo, Demolition, Teras Kasi, Starfighter, Jedi Starfighter, and Bombad Racing. Fuck Soul Calibur IV. Fuck the Razzies. Fuck Jim Ward. Fuck the next generation of biased Star Wars fans, fuck their confused, disappointed parents, fuck their doomed, compulsory original trilogy screening, and double fuck not letting them see the prequels.

Man, whoever has to fuck all those things is gonna be hella sore when he's done.

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#549049
Topic
The Scary Door
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You try to think of something funny to say before Frink beats you to it-

Oh, carp.

You try to make something up that will really stand out the thread. Too bad, because DoubleKO is much more talented than you. Your idea sounds more disturbing than funny, you sick freak. It appears your creativity is trapped on the other side of.....The Scary Door.

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#549046
Topic
Chuck [The final episode has aired. Chuck is concluded.]
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twister111 said:

IT'S ON TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're going to have to be more clear about when it airs. Still not sure when it's going to be on....

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#549045
Topic
Let's Play Mad Libs
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greenpenguino said:

Here's another one...

 

PERSON ON FORUM (Female) Gaffer Tape

NOUN PENCIL

ADJECTIVE DIRTY

ADJECTIVE UGLY

ANOTHER PERSON ON FORUM Greenie

ADJECTIVE HAIRY

ADJECTIVE RECLUSIVE

PLURAL NOUN DVDS

ADJECTIVE SMELLY

ADJECTIVE WIERD

ADJECTIVE SMALL

ADJECTIVE TALL

ADJECTIVE MAGNIFICENT

ADJECTIVE DISGUSTING

ADJECTIVE INFECTED

ADJECTIVE CRANKY

ADJECTIVE BOSSY

NOUN iPOD

ADVERB SMOOTHLY

PERSON ON FORUM (Male) ZIGGY STARDUST

Now, let it be created unto me.