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#143371
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/143371/action/topic#143371
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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old, it is shiny and in absolutely mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, i rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." with that, he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in."

"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation,so he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he finishes. Still,no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious
and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls out the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.


Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right,
that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"
Post
#143370
Topic
Post count: soon to be made irrelevant.
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/143370/action/topic#143370
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Originally posted by: Jay
Originally posted by: Moth3r
Originally posted by: Jay
...users may enter whatever title they wish, but the traditional high-level Jedi/Sith rankings will be reserved for those deemed worthy by the community.
If a user may enter whatever they wish, what's to stop them entering "Jedi Knight" or similar? I say forget the worthiness bit, and just let people have a free-for-all.


The reserved titles would be blocked. You could enter the text, but the software would spit out an error. Easy enough for me to filter out on the backend.

Now that I read it again, the whole "worthiness" bit sounds snotty and cliquey. Too subjective I think.

How about reserved user titles determined by post count and signup date simultaneously? Just as an example, let's say Jedi Knight is conferred upon someone with 1000 posts and at least 6 months of membership. They could race to build up the post count, but they'd be denied the title until their membership reached the 6 month mark.


This sounds like a good idea to me, as does a free for all. How about a free for all on the names and some kind of ebay star system based on post count AND membership length?

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#142869
Topic
Rankings
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/142869/action/topic#142869
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Hey Sega, he's back! Um, dav, no offense, but, why do you yell all the time when you post?
Every newbie asks this question!
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
OK, I see. That's fine then. BTW, what do you use when you are yelling (online that is)? The bold font with caps?

Hmm...That's a good question.

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#142962
Topic
AWK
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/142962/action/topic#142962
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But dude, every thread in every topic you are there with your unfunny one liners. You'd already said you wanted Hanks as Bond a few posts up, you didn't need to say it again. It's just post after post. If they were all entertaining, intelligent, wothwhile posts then cool, post away, but frankly they're not. It's spam. I personally don't understand the kick you get out of constantly posting and getting a high ranking, it's not like you get a gold medal for your efforts. Maybe you are just bored. If so, read a book.
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#142946
Topic
AWK
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/142946/action/topic#142946
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I know you designated this thread dead Dayv, but unfortunately the AWK problem is not so I am resurecting it. This guy is starting to bug me. Every time I make a post, he has replied to it in like 2 seconds, which means that what I said is lost and possibly missed by others. This is not an ego thing of me wanting people to read my posts and not his, but, as an example, I just posted a link to an article about the new Bond, which I know many people here are interested in. 2 seconds later, he's replied with 'I want Tom Hanks for Bond'. This means that someone who actually is interested in Bond will miss my article and not get the info. Now, it's cool to make a joke, and Tom Hanks as Bond is a funny idea, but AWK's posts are starting to really stink of spam. it's just post after post for the sake of posting and it's getting boring. I'm not asking for a ban or anything (Hey, I stuck up for jedikev!) but I'm just asking politely if AWK would stop polluting the boards with endless inane posts.
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#142942
Topic
Brosnan is no longer Bond, Daniel Craig is now Bond.
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/142942/action/topic#142942
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Geez, every post I make AWK comes along and posts straight after me, which means that nobody reads my post, and probably don't even want to click on the thread because they see his name as the last poster. So for everyone who is actually interested in the new Bond and isn't just here to say 'All your Tom Hanks is belong to us' or some other crap, here's the link again:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4293232.stm
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#142936
Topic
OT Released AGAIN!!! (DVDAnswers.com article on possible new box set...)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/142936/action/topic#142936
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Someone already posted that some time ago. Still interesting though. Given the whole Qui-Gon deleted scene issue, this post is especially interesting. George really should have blackmailed Liam Neeson to come back.

Why does the body of Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker)
remain after his death. If indeed he denounced the
dark side of the force before he died shouldn't his
body have disappeared like Obi-Wan and Yoda?