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Warbler

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#75478
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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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I doubt I could take down the Mangler Bros, and I wouldn't even try it. And please remember that the Mangles Bros do go after some big organizations. Davy's cable company for example. Most of the time all I will need is the Warb-SP(tm). But, I just want to be prepared for any occasion. I'm sure my toys don't even compare with all the stuff at Mangler Bro(tm) HQ.
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#75448
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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I BELIEVE WE SHALL SEE WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF SOON.


Good.

Now is the proper time to inform you that I have been preparing for this moment for a long time. I have been training in the martial arts, practicing marksmanship and other assassin skills. I have been lifting weighs and exercising. I have saved money for supplies . Which I will spend now...

*Warbler buys custom made HI-Power Standard Browning Semi-Automatic Handgun. *

This gun has been specially made so that it takes multiple caliber bullets and has a silencer and quick-draw holster . I have painted it Midnight green in honor of my favorite football team.

This will now be know as the Warbler Special(tm) or for short Warb-SP(tm)

*While at gun store warbler also buys mp5 full-auto w/ grenade launcher(saw this in halflife and liked it), an M-16 and a sniper rifle and of course all the ammo to go with them*

I have also acquired ( from black market) a switch-blade knife

I have put together a utility belt with various kinds of equipment (climbing equipment, sleeping gas pellets, cell phone, lockpicks, hand cuffs, tools etc.)

I also put together protective bullet proof body armor, colored midnight green ( covers whole body with visor to see out of) this will be known as the Warb-Suit(tm)

Finally, I bought a 2003 Ford Taurus and altered it. I added specially made V-20 engine(I like speed and power), Bullet proof armor plaiting (painted midnight green), black leather upholstery, four gun turrets (2 in front and 2 in back), missile launcher, flame thrower, turbo boost, onboard targeting computer, infrared scanner, tracking devices, police radio, communications computer (to always stay in contact with in Mangler Bro HQ), ejector seats and all sorts of other fancy devices

this vehicle will be known as the Warb-Mobil(tm)


All of this of course, must be approved by Motti and Davy and their legal department.

What do you think? Am I missing anything? Shall I rent an office near Mangler Bro HQ or can I work out of HQ itself?



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#75526
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Election Day
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
One: I didn't say Kerry would have turned and run. I made a point of deleting his name from my post. It seems to me to be your suggestion.



Kerry is exactly who you were talking about.

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Two: They already hate us more than anything else but their own women. What? Are you afraid of making the killers mad?



no I'm affraid of creating more killers.

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Three: Killing individual terror cells won't stop it. But that is why Bush went to Iraq. The way to end Terrorism is to depose those who support it, fund it, encourage it. Where have you been since 9/11/01?



Invading Iraq increased the support for the terrorists. I agree we have to do more then just killing the terrorist cells. We've got to convince people not to become terrorists in the first place. We've got to look at the problems that created terrorism in the first place. We need to show the world that we are not the bullies they think we are. Bush won't do that.

And wait, I thought we invaded Iraq because they had WMDs. Which of course they didn't.

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Four: Does that really need a reply?


I'm just saying that our actions have not been well thought out and that Bush is leading us in the wrong direction.

I don't know what the solutions to our problems are, but I'm pretty sure Bush isn't going to solve them.
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#75514
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Election Day
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
And turning tail and run would make it better?



who said anything about turning tail and running? How do you know that is what Kerry would have done?

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Wrong. The only thing terrorists understand is the barrel of a gun. They won't stop until we allah ackbar their blood all over the ground. .


that will just increase the hatred for America and create more terrorists. It will take more then guns to stop the terrorists.

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. Terrorism may increase in the short run


It will increase in the long run too. Bushes tactics won't stop it.

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and bin laden would be vindicated in calling us paper tigers.


we're not paper tigers, we're stupid tigers.






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#75466
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Do you believe in ghosts?
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Exactly. Now be a good boy, Warbler, and go watch the video.


hhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooooooo! does anyone remember me saying this?

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Originally posted by: Warbler
I checked out the video. That could easily be faked.


now, one last time: I WATCHED THE VIDEO!!! and I believe it to be a fake.