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Warbler

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7-May-2003
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28-May-2021
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#82381
Topic
MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
Time
I will do my best

*Warbler picks up Shim on his radar. Warbler tracks Shim back to his "secret" hideout. Warbler parks about a block away so as to not alert Shim. Warbler uses stealth and a lock pick to sneak into Shim's hideout. Warbler discovers that Shim is not a ghost at all. Shim was merely using a machine to broadcast his ghostly image into Mangler Bros HQ. Shim , still unware that Warbler is there, prepares to make another broadcast. Warbler stays in hiding and discovers another suprise. Another person walks into the room....it is Nile! They were working together! Just then, Shim hears a quiet muffled "Bang". He finally notices Warbler, with the WarbSP(tm) with silence attached and the gun is smoking...Shim's vision suddenly gets bury...he realizes to late that he has been shot in the back of the head....and....all goes dark. Warbler then overpowers a screaming Nile and cuffs and gags her. He considers destroying the machine but realizes that Dayv and Motti may want to inspect it. Finally Warbler takes Nile to the Warbmobil(tm) and drives her to Mangler Bro HQ, so that Motti and Dayv themselves can decide her fate...*
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#82349
Topic
NFL
Time
Eagles 12 Cowboys 7

they won but T.O. was injured and is out for the rest of the regular season, and the NFC playoffs and is only a small possiblity for the Superbowl




the dream is over

*Warbler puts loaded gun in mouth, pulls trigger and . . .* BANG!! . . .thud.
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#81856
Topic
Riddles
Time
Quote

Originally posted by: TheSessler

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honour got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby , walking towards that group, saw a youg girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "


none of the words in the paragraph has the letter "e" in them. The letter "e" is the most used letter in the alphabet. Am I right?



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#81552
Topic
NFL
Time
Quote

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
The Titans are going to win the Superbowl this year.

I know it...


LOL!


Eagles 17 Redskins 14.


there will be no fight song this week because:

1. I think it wise to let things calm down before doing it again.

2. I don't believe the Eagles won this game. The Eagles didn't beat the Redskins, the Redskins beat themselves. The Eagles played as bad as I've seen them play all year(with the exception of the Steeler game). The only reason they won this game is because of dumb luck and the fact that they were playing a team as lowly as the Skins. If they play like that against better teams , they will get blown away. They should have easily been able to destroy the Skins. The Eagles had better wake up!

next: The Eagles finish off the Cowgirls!
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#81251
Topic
Riddles
Time
I believe answering the riddle correct gives me the right to ask the next riddle. If this is true, I hereby defer to Dayv's riddle which was:

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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I HAVE A RIDDLE.

THE SUM OF FIVE NUMBERS EQUAL 24. HOWEVER, IN ORDER TO DO THIS ONE NUMBER MUST SPLIT ITSELF MAKING SIX NUMBERS AND A TWIN. WHAT ARE THE FIVE NUMBERS ???


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#81154
Topic
Riddles
Time
I've got it!


lets calls these 3 people person A,B,C. We will look at this from the perspective of person A. Ok, the blindfolds are removed. Person A can see a black dot on both person B and C. All three people raised their hands. All three have seen atleast one black dot. If person A has a white dot, the other two people being very skilled in logic, would immediately deduce that they each had black dots. Think about it, person B sees a white dot on person A, and sees that person C raised his hand. Meaning that person C had seen a black dot. But, since person A had a white dot, the only way C could have seen a black dot is if it were on person B. If person B were skilled in logic he(person B) would immediately deduce that he(person B) had a black dot. And of course person C would do the same when he(person C) sees the white dot on person A and sees that person B raised his(person B) hand.

But we know of course they all have black dots. So, all person A would have to is wait a couple of moments to see that neither person B nor C can immediately deduce the color of their own dots and he(person A) can deduce via the lack of a deduction from either person B or C that he(person A) must have a black dot!

well Starboy?
Post
#80879
Topic
NFL
Time
Motti, two things:


about being a bad loser:

how can you tell that? You are going judge me based on my reaction to one loss? That is all the Eagles have had, is one loss. But if I have been, I'm sorry. Please remember people from the Philadephia area are not known for taking losses well.


about being an even worse winner:

If I've offended anyone I'm sorry. If anyone wants me to stop with the fight song, say so and I will. I was just trying to have fun. I wasn't trying to make people feel bad or make them angry. It is just that the Eagles rarely are as good as this. I have never seen them go this far into the season with only loss. I have never seem clinch the division so early. They as great as I have ever seen them, and I can hardly believe it. I was just trying to get all the enjoyment I can out of this while it lasts, cause I know it aint gonna last long. Maybe I got carried away. I'm sorry.