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#111284
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ROTS: I'm gonna get my fur kicked for this
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Originally posted by: Jay
I find the Ewok battle sequences from ROTJ horrifying.

The Ewoks rolled all those tree trunks up a hill so they could prop them up and roll them into the AT-ST?

The Ewoks hoisted two tree trunks into the trees, tied them up, and fate allowed an AT-ST to walk right between them so they could smash it?

A bunch of furry teddy bears with slings took out an army of storm troopers with blasters and AT-STs? I don't care how lousy the storm troopers' aim is. It's just absurd.

I endure the first two hours of ROTJ so I can watch the last 20 minutes. If I weren't such a completist, I'd skip past everything else.



come on Jay it's not bad. Remember the Ewoks had help taking out the storm troopers. Han,Leia, Chewy, R2,3PO, and the Rebel Assault team.
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#110881
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AFI Honors Lucas
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Originally posted by: Trooperman
Agreed. This isn't lucasbashing.com


true but this isn't kisslucasbutt.com either This site is about getting the OOT on DVD. Lucas refuses to do so. That means he is the enemy and should be treated as such. Perhaps some of it goes too far but I can't say I'm too worried about the hurt feeling of a rich man who doesn't give a darn about us.

For Lucas fans: When I bash Lucas I am attacking him, not you. So please stop taking it a personal attack on you. And most of the time I'm just kidding around. So don't take it too seriously.

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#110872
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Fett's "Death" in ROTJ
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Originally posted by: Commander Courage
I find it humorous many fanboys worship Boba to no end, yet he has possibly the most ridiculous death in Star Wars. That said, I think an extended Luke/Boba confrontation at the sail barge (with stunt doubles of course) would be a good addition in a future DVD release.


personally, I always wanted to see Han take on Fett . To me if Luke fought him, Luke would easily be able to kick Fett's butt because Luke is a Jedi and Fett is not. Saying Fett would have chance against Luke is like saying Han would have a chance against Vader.
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#110252
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Obi-Wan Interpretation
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Originally posted by: Cable-X1


Here's my interpretations on what possibly should have happened in the prequels then...

Obi-Wan met an adult Anakin and seeing that he was a great pilot and strong with the force, trains him against the wishes of the Jedi, possibly even in secret without the Jedi knowing. Obviously Owen didn't think the same as Anakin. Anakin must have had some ideals about making the universe a better place by winning the war (probably the Clone Wars) and left to join the fight. Owen, of course, didn't agree with this and told Anakin to stay out of it. The part about the navigator on the spice freighter is some lie Owen told Luke to cover up Anakin's past so that Luke wouldn't run off either.

Do any of you agree with this line of thinking?


that was exactly what my interpretation was of the events of the PT had been since I first saw Jedi. And would certainly be more believable than what Lucas did with the PT. Obiwan would have to train Anakin in secret. Why in the name of god would the Jedi council appoint Obiwan, a person who just became a Jedi Knight himself, the job of training anyone? But not just anyone, but someone who might be "the chosen one". That is like giving somone who just graduated highschool, a teaching position in a highschool. I would think that someone would have to obtain the level of Jedi Master before he would legally be allowed to train jedi.
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#110093
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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
That doesn't make much sense, so you are saying that you overwhelmed me with hilarity, pleasure, or admiration? That is kinda wierd.

no let me make it more clear: *Warbler ends Sessler's life*

now do you understand?

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Heh.

It seems Warbler and teenagers do not mix very well.


I never thought I would say this, but I must: I hate teenagers.