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#138093
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Brosnan is no longer Bond, Daniel Craig is now Bond.
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but why does it necessarily have to end up bad? Whats wrong with at least atempting fix the problems and make improved Bond movies? No, I don't want to see it drug through mud, but I don't want to see it end either. As for Star Wars, I have no problem with the decision to make Episodes 1-3, I have a problem with how the went about it. Why is everyone so certain that the Bond franchise can't be saved? Why is everyone so certain that the next actor to play Bond will fail in the role? Is it not possible that they could find someone who can do very well in role? Why is everyone so certain that its impossible to make a good Bond movie any more. I say again that frachise can be saved. All they need to do is find a better Bond and improve the directing and the writing. No, won't be easy. But it is possible. Stop being so negative.
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#137963
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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/137963/action/topic#137963
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: motti_soL
*steps out of the shadows and shoots warbler with his kneecutter™ and starts singing "nowhere to run, nowhere to hide..."

he's all yours dayv...


*THE PSYCHO ONE PULLS A RAZOR BLADE OUT. SUDDENLY, THE LIGHTS TURN OFF !!! SCREAMING FILLS THE ROOM. THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON. WHAT CAN ONLY BE SEEN IS THE REMAINS OF WARBLER.

PSYCHO_DAYV-"YET ANOTHER DEAD HUMAN PUZZLE."


START PUTTING UP OUT OF BUSINESS SIGNS ON WARBLER'S FAILED ATTEMPT.


Nope! Sorry Dayv, when you turned the lights off I escaped. I left a skunk in my place. That is where the stench came from. The screeming was a tape recording, and the yellow liquid was water mixed with yellow food coloring. It all fooled you just as I planned.

Just so everyone knows, WARBLER., INC.™©® is still up and running just fine.

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#137961
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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/137961/action/topic#137961
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
You're applying for a job with Warbler before you know the details? That could end badly!

WARBLER HAS HAD MANY BAD ENDINGS BY THE HANDS OF THE MANGLER BROS. !!!

*has several Dayv clones break the real Dayv's legs and throw him out of the thread.


Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
You're applying for a job with Warbler before you know the details? That could end badly!

I'm asking for details...

Warbler, let's arrange for an interview, what do you say? I could bring my resume.

I would be very interested in seeing your resume. I am looking to fill several positions. I will need legal council, a second in-command, perhaps someone to maintain the Warbmobil™, bounty hunters/assassins, and perhaps someone to handle sales and advertising. If you think you have any of these skills, please let me see your resume.


Originally posted by: ricarleite
You are hiring people with previous experiences in the field you work on, or are you offering training?


right now I need experienced people. Perhaps after the company grows, we can offer training.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
What kind of payments are you planning to offer? Monthly workers? Hourly? Is the job to be taken by a direct employee, or you're planning on user contracted vendors?


I may use either or both. It depends on what deals can be stuck with prospective employees.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
Does it offer medical? Dental? Payed vacations? Is there a good carrier plan? Do you invest in your employees future?


Yes but it will take time to get these set up as the company is new.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
Are there other benefits, such as stock options? Do you invest in further training? Are there going to be business trips, and if so, how often? Can I work from a home office? Do you have an union? C'mon, details man!


I'm not really sure what kind of work you could do for WARBLER., INC.™©® at home. We do not have a union. There might be some business trips I am not sure how often yet.
I think stock options are a possibility, but don't ever plan on getting anywhere near 51% of the total shares.

I am sorry I can't be more clear, but this is a new company and I wish to keep my options open for a little while. But don't worry if you join WARBLER., INC.™©®, you will be well treated.





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#137365
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motti's lounge... here you are free to do whatever you please, except mess with the Mangler Bros. Inc.
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/137365/action/topic#137365
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Originally posted by: Bossk
When the hell did I disappear? I was never gone for any more than four days.


All I know is, is that Chaltab, Sessler and Shim took over the HQ and no one, not Davy, not Motti, not Bossk, nor Gundark was around to take action against them. If not for me, your company would not be run by Chaltab, Sessler and Shim. And how am I thanked? by nearly being blown to bits!

I assure you, you will regret my mistreatment.
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#137131
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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/137131/action/topic#137131
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Originally posted by: segaflip
yeah were do we send the apps, I read the fine print and could not find an address?

WARBLER., INC.™©® is located exactly where the other company's HQ used to be. That HQ was blown up. I have built an entirely new HQ in its place. Dayv and Motti have built a new HQ for their company at a secret location. It will be one of my priorities to find out where it is.

Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Good, then I can introduce him to......

Ninja!......Of The Night!!!!


*shoots the Ninja*

Nanner, it would be wise if left the thread immediatly. This will be your only warning.
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#137089
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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/137089/action/topic#137089
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My friends, Do you need someone gotten rid of? Do you need someone to disappear, but can't afford the prices of the others guys? Well now you have an option!*

INTRODUCING WARBLER., INC.™©®!!!!!!!!!! Now you can get the job done at half the prices of the other guys. I promise high quality at low prices. Also I will always be ready to serve you. I won't disappear for months on end like some of the other guys. Now for a demonstration of my abilities we shall go to a shooting range at WARBLER HQ.

*Warbler sets up a target 100 meters away and hits it dead center multiple times. He then presses a button and two doors slide open. Behind the doors are clones of Motti(armed with a knee and elbow blower and Dayv(armed with a box cutter). Warbler fires at the Dayv clone and misses. The Dayv clone then charges at Warbler. Warbler uses a karate chop to knock the box cutter out of Dayv's hand. He then decks the Dayv clone knocking him senseless and to the floor. Warbler then finishes the Dayv clone off with the Warbsp™. Next Warbler moves on to the Motti clone. The Motti clone opens fire. Warber quickly ducks and runs for cover. He then slowly sneaks behind the Motti clone, who has lost track of Warbler. Warbler shoots and kills the Motti clone.*


That is the kind of high quality I will bring to your case at low prices.

Are you interested in working for WARBLER., INC.™©®? I am taking aplications. I promise high wages and good benifits. Cowboy fans need not apply.

Get the word the out! Tell your friends about WARBLER., INC.™©®! Now there is an option! No job is too large or small for WARBLER., INC.™©®! Remember, WARBLER., INC.™©® charges half the prices of the others guys. WARBLER., INC.™©® wants to serve you!

Have a nice day!