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#147754
Topic
Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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keep looking for Kamino, it must be there somewhere. Ric I also want to look into making a deal with Cyberdyne and Skynet for some Terminators.

Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
So, not including imaginery clones, do I have any co-workers or is it just Warbler, Ric and I?


We are looking into hiring more employees, this is still a new company. Feel free to recommend people and try to talk them into applying for a position.
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#147747
Topic
NFL
Time
Originally posted by: Bossk
Bah, we all know they're really New Jersey teams.


no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. *sigh*

they not New Jersey's teams, they North Jersey's teams. South Jersey wants no part of the New York teams, their loyalties go to the Philadelphia teams.
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#147550
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones


Have I mentioned that I hate dentists?

why hate dentists? If we didn't have dentists, what would we do when we have tooth aches?

Originally posted by: JediSage
I hate...when people refer to police officers as "facists" or "thugs". My dad was a cop for 5 years. He and his fellow officers did many things to help people. I've heard stories about this one person who was homeless. The police would find a reason to "arrest" him during the cold winter nights and put him in a cell and give him a meal so he wouldn't freeze to death. There were also times when they would intervene to stop serious domestic problem. My dad put his life on the line many times, and it just makes me sick to think that the good cops are so often lumped in with the "bad" cops.


I agree that its wrong to refer to good cops as "facists" or "thugs" and wrong to lump them in with the bad cops, I hate it as well . I also hate it when cops abuse their authority and disgrace their badges. I hate it even more when other cops try to protect the bad cops from being punished for their misdoings.

Jedisage, your father sounds like one of the good cops.

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#147540
Topic
Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Time
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
The scene is a bathroom inside the Mangler building. A Mangler employee is settling down on one of the cans with a newspaper when he hears a noise and pulls the paper back to reveal.... YIYF, dressed in black combat gear, Hanging upside down from a vent. He flashes a grin then punches out the Mangler goon and slips down.
Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.

He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.

15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.

In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.

A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.

(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)


LOL!

congrads YIYF! you are hired. Ric, put him on the payroll as a covert operative.

But YIYF, I would perfer it if you kept the romance stuff until after hours, and not while you're on duty. I want no distractions from the mission. And was no need to wait for Dayv to show up, my orders meantioned nothing about that. You should have just planted the poster and gotten out. No unnecessary risks.

P.S.
I do like the Bond references. But you could pick a better bond movie to copy than Goldeneye.
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#147538
Topic
MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
The scene is a bathroom inside the Mangler building. A Mangler employee is settling down on one of the cans with a newspaper when he hears a noise and pulls the paper back to reveal.... YIYF, dressed in black combat gear, Hanging upside down from a vent. He flashes a grin then punches out the Mangler goon and slips down.
Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.

He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.

15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.

In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.

A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.

(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)


LOL!
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#147326
Topic
MLB
Time
Originally posted by: Commander Courage
I am a proud Houstonian and a die hard Houston Astros fan.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! I promise you, that Phillies will take revenge upon your team next season.

Originally posted by: Bossk
I'm not a fan, but Chicago needs a championship. In baseball, it's been far too long.


I think its been since 1917 that either Chicago team has won the World Series. Well, it would help if the ChiSox wouldn't throw anymore World Series


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#147318
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Time
Originally posted by: Anakin's Mannequin
I hate that the Cowboys didn't beat the Eagles by 50 more points.

j/k




*suddenly two motti clones(who work for WARBLER., INC.™©®) appear on either side of Anakin's Mannequin. They take him away, never to be seen again.*

Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: Warbler
I know what your mean Ric. Especially after today's Eagles game.


Don't take it too seriously. It's only a game.

(Although I do belive sports fans in USA don't take it as seriously as football fans in England, Spain, or south america)


don't worry Ric, I know its just game. I will get over it, but it will take a loooooonnggg time.
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#147280
Topic
MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
Time
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: Warbler
Well, do you have any combat or stealth skills? I grew up in a very rough part of London, so I have street survival skills.

hmmmmmmmmmmm. perhaps a test of your skills are in order. Here 's what I want you to do. I want you to infultrate Mangler Bro HQ and put this Philadelphia Eagles poster *hands YIYF an Eagles poster* up on the wall in Dayvs office. If you can do this and come out alive, you're hired.

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
DO YOUR RECRUITING IN YOUR OWN THREAD, WARBLER.

I'll recuit when and where I like. If you do not like this, talk to the Warbsp™
Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Warbler
yes, but you what happens to thoughs who assume things, don't you?


Shimmy!! You are back!!!

Here you go, Warbler. This one is a freebie...

Yes, but you know what happens to those who assume things, don't you?


wise***.
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#147275
Topic
NFL
Time
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
OH, THEN I HEARD RIGHT. THEY DID CLONE A MONKEY.


Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: Warbler








SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE GOT TO BE THE WORST SORE LOSER ON THE PLANET. IF THE COWBOYS HAD LOST THERE WOULD BE NO END TO YOUR POSTING ABOUT IT. EITHER WAY YOU'RE A BAD SPORTS FAN. DUDE, IT'S A GAME. GET OVER IT.


Sorry Dayv, but we Philadephia Eagle fans are passionate about our team. We live and die with out team. Losing to the Cowboys hurts. And what hurts worse is how pathetic they looked out there. They just caved in and gave the game to Dallas. No heart, nor fire was in them. Fans do have an emotional investment in the team. You wouldn't tell a Redsoxs fan to feel nothing after losing a baseball game to the Yankees would you ? Now, no one should kill themselves or break anything, but I think I got little right to be upset at my teams horrible performance. My response is tame compared to the calls I've heard on WIP, our sports talk radio station. By the way Dayv I am not angry at you or any one else here. And yes I have been exagerating my anger for fun. BTW, Dayv you've got every right to post and post and rub it in. I would expect no less. And all of my rubbing in should be taken in good fun. No offense is meant by any of it.
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#146989
Topic
NFL
Time
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
TALK ABOUT A SLAUGHTER THE MANGLER BROS. WAY. !!! THE eagles MAY NOT HAVE BEEN PREPARED, BUT THE COWBOYS PLAYED A GREAT GAME PERIOD.

HEY, IF THE CHIEFS HADN'T HAD THE TURNOVERS IN THE SECOND HALF LAST WEEK AGAINST THE eagles THEY WOULD HAVE BEATEN THE dirty birds. THE eagles PLAYED AWFUL IN THAT GAME AS WELL. DON'T TELL ME THAT THE EAGLES WEREN'T PREPARED OR DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR THE GAME. they'RE JUST NOT THE SAME TEAM THIS SEASON. THE eagles CAN EXPECT MORE PAIN FROM LOSSES THIS SEASON.


HEY, WARBLER !!!



BLAM !!!

THAT'S FOR MESSING WITH MY PAL, DJ.

RICARDO, YOU MAY WANT TO GRAB A MOP AND A BUCKET TO CLEAN UP WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR FELLOW eagles FAN.



nice Dayv.

*after laughing a the dead body of the Warbler clone, Davy turns around and finds himself face to face with the muzzel of the Warbsp™........................... BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Sorry, Ricardo now you have two messing to clean up.